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I courtesy flush every time i poop

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AElot
Posts: 462 - Karma: 9
Am i the only one? its not that i do it to be courteous to my fellow bathroom-goers its simply becasue all of my poop and toilet paper combined just wouldn't flush!!!! If anybody is in the same boat as i am please let me know. i feel an outcast in my dorm hall bathroom as i flush on average 3 - 4 times per feces.
Nov 30 2009 8:18PM
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
i'm def a 2+ flusher.  high five
Nov 30 2009 8:21PM
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namechange
Posts: 272 - Karma: 131
you need a stronger toilet, bitch
Nov 30 2009 8:22PM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Nov 30 2009 8:23PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
I usually only do it when I'm using an unfamiliar toilet. If I know the toilet, I know how much it can handle and don't have to flush it like 4 times.
Nov 30 2009 8:23PM
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tommyp1ckles
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 55
what lpf (liters per flush) do you recommend?
Nov 30 2009 8:24PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
the only time i ever flush more than once is when it all doesnt go down.


Nov 30 2009 8:25PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
60. thats what I have. dominates that shit. lolzzzorrzz
Nov 30 2009 8:27PM
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STREETS
Posts: 1443 - Karma: 15
60 !? That shits amature son. (pun intended). You need at least 130.......
Nov 30 2009 8:29PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
do you stand up while is flushes? or at least lean forward? i hate the feeling of flushing and splashing going on inches beneath my butt.

i have plugged the toilet in my apartment many times, but fortunately i know the secret to unplugging a toilet without a plunger.
Nov 30 2009 8:30PM
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tydan
Posts: 276 - Karma: 78
hand?
Nov 30 2009 8:39PM
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SHampson
Posts: 2355 - Karma: 1,180
One time at a baseball tournament in 8th grade we had a kid that clogged his toilet.  He was too embarrassed to call room service and unplugged it with his hand :0.
Nov 30 2009 8:42PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
Im a 5+ flusher. My turds alone can clog a toilet


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Nov 30 2009 8:44PM
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Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 55
I usually go for 2 or 3.
Nov 30 2009 8:45PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
my poopz make toilets disapear
Nov 30 2009 8:47PM
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jmason
Posts: 1595 - Karma: 136
Couldn't be more right!

Unless I'm at one of those restaurants/bars with those crazy toilets that could flush a small bear down the toilet
Nov 30 2009 8:48PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
on average i have to plunge my toilet 2 + times per week. and thats without toilet paper. my turds are deadly.
Nov 30 2009 8:48PM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 361
i lol'd
Nov 30 2009 8:50PM
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*Get_ill*
Posts: 344 - Karma: 6
im with you dude haha
Nov 30 2009 8:50PM
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
if its my house or the ski lodge ones i will to 4+ but if it's at school or somewhere i detest it's 0.
Nov 30 2009 8:51PM
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Che~
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 296
haha he clogged a hotel toilet? thats crazy
Nov 30 2009 8:52PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
when i walk into the bathroom the toilet gets scared!
Nov 30 2009 8:53PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
use less toilet paper, problem solved.
Nov 30 2009 8:54PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
ive had to call the front desk at a hotel and ask for a plunger. that was awkward.

does anyone else hate when you lay one sideways over the hole  and it wont go down? hahahahaha
Nov 30 2009 8:55PM
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birdshake
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 71
Im always afraid if I flush before I wipe itll clog so Ill have to stand there plunging it with a dirty asshole
Nov 30 2009 8:55PM
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LMPJibbin
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 17
thats supremely fucked up
Nov 30 2009 8:57PM
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matweary
Posts: 110 - Karma: 11
I can imagine that would be awkward
Nov 30 2009 8:58PM
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Clebo1
Posts: 674 - Karma: 3
wow, i just had a great poo

probably should not be describing it to fellow skiers but im pretty sure it was the poo of a lifetime,

it had a perfect cylindrical shape with a solid girth about 8 inches long,

it was just the one piece and was laying across the hole lke someone said above, im lucky, at home the toilette i chose was the grand pooper in the house. it can handle manly dumps and the water spun it so it just shot down the hole. beautiful.

sorry i just have to share

gonna go wash my hands now..

jk
Nov 30 2009 9:26PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
i have clogged my toilet TWICE in the past month from just shit alone

never done this before
Nov 30 2009 9:37PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
don't worry my friend, i'm world famous for my enormous poops. i challenge anyone on NS on the title of largest feces on average. it's very very rare that i don't need to work the plunger when i poop. i mean that for cereal. i've also had 2 poops that accurately resembled cock&balls. coulda sworn they were sculptures, even had poop nugget testicles and a glans. (sorry about that image) /CLAIM
Nov 30 2009 9:44PM
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njwa88
Posts: 465 - Karma: 15
I don't clog the toilet that much..
but does it happen to any other NSer that your shit stays stuck to your ass hair and it takes like a million wipes to take away???
Nov 30 2009 10:05PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
That's why I time my daily poops to be right before my shower. No dingleberries for me, also no ass hairs being ripped out of my ass due to trying to get rid of said dingleberries.
Nov 30 2009 10:07PM
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m.brus
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 103
well who has pulled a triple coiler?you need so much poopoo for that maneuver
Nov 30 2009 10:19PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
I can get a big poop out in under a minute, comfortably. Perfect for terrorizing lame parties.
Nov 30 2009 10:21PM
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ax_murderer
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 30
thats called a dingleberry
Nov 30 2009 10:22PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
I meant 60 lbs. not liters. 60 pounds of pressure per square inch. you know the kind that roar when you flush? that industrial shit.
Nov 30 2009 10:22PM
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flip29
Posts: 70 - Karma: 10
fuck i love newschoolers
Nov 30 2009 10:30PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
nope I do it too
Nov 30 2009 10:32PM
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Zoro
Posts: 1253 - Karma: 37
the only toilet i trust with 1 flush is the one at the top of my stairs.  it was advertised as "for those heavy loads." 
Nov 30 2009 10:32PM
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D-Ross
Posts: 308 - Karma: 16
I want to put in one of those toilets that has two "flushers." One for solid and one for liquid waste. So you can either send your shit flying or just let your urine trickle down. Great water saver too. I can't find a picture of one

Nov 30 2009 10:47PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
if we are on the subject of shitters.

does anyone else think it would BA to have a urinal in their home someday? when i have some sort of an entertainment room down in the basement. im definitely having a bathroom with a legit urinal. not in every bathroom in the house, but the man cave will definitely have one.

my house will be very eccentric in parts. haha
Nov 30 2009 10:54PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
if im using a public toilet i focus more on making a toilet paper nest than worrying about it going down. ive already clogged one of those industrial toilets with toilet paper /claim
Nov 30 2009 10:55PM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
im eating
Nov 30 2009 10:57PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
a friend of mine lives in an old schoolhouse... they have urinals haha
Nov 30 2009 11:26PM
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birdshake
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 71
my cousins place has one in the bathroom.
its great its got a little urinal cake in it too
Nov 30 2009 11:27PM
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ClownPrince
Posts: 500 - Karma: 10
Somebody keeps doing that shit in my dorm bathroom. So annoying...I have to go to a different floor to poop half the time.

It's not you, is it? Seriously, I'll find you.
Nov 30 2009 11:31PM
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Phantom
Posts: 908 - Karma: 180
i've got a chuck norris joke for page 2
Nov 30 2009 11:31PM
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sstricky
Posts: 1876 - Karma: 111
no girls in this thread???
Nov 30 2009 11:48PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
girls dont poop
Nov 30 2009 11:52PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
awesome?

 YES.
Nov 30 2009 11:54PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
my toilet has a poo flush option AND a pee flush option so i have the option for extra power when i need it for a mega turd

Dec 1 2009 12:00AM
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