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duhamelski
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The alta ski patrol were nice enough to give this to me.  It turs out that a whale and dolphin blew up chads gap.
Nov 30 2009 7:52PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
i flipping knew it!!
Nov 30 2009 7:53PM
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Candy
Posts: 1052 - Karma: 176
hahah dolphins flip.
Nov 30 2009 7:54PM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365

i knew it!

whales can fly!!

Nov 30 2009 7:54PM
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Noss.
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zomg1111
Nov 30 2009 7:55PM
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Legion
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 29
fucckkk you dolphin!!! fuccck  you whale!!!!
Nov 30 2009 7:55PM
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
Im gonna go up there this week and take a video of how its all there.
Nov 30 2009 7:55PM
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T_orageskiier
Posts: 580 - Karma: 13
jesus the truth!
Nov 30 2009 7:55PM
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LiamMcKinley
Posts: 865 - Karma: 2,771
flipper
Nov 30 2009 7:55PM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
fukk yrou dorfin!!!
Nov 30 2009 7:55PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,510
I knew it
Nov 30 2009 7:59PM
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short_and_steezy
Posts: 760 - Karma: 18

no wai

Nov 30 2009 8:01PM
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PeterWojnar
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 678
AAAAAAAHHHHGHGHGHGHHGHGGGGHHHhH!!!!!!! FACKH ROOO, DORFIN!!! FACKH ROOO, WHAERRR!
Nov 30 2009 8:01PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
That's so fake, I mean, how can the whale control the plane without opposable digits?
Nov 30 2009 8:02PM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
fuuuuck you chicken!!!!! fuuuuck you cow!!!!
Nov 30 2009 8:02PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,403
this
Nov 30 2009 8:02PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
HAHAHAH thank you very much.
Nov 30 2009 8:03PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
damn marine mammals
Nov 30 2009 8:04PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
The troof comes out
Nov 30 2009 8:04PM
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Candy
Posts: 1052 - Karma: 176
obviously, since the digits don't oppose each other, that means that they work together, which would fly a plane even better. Pics dont lie!!! It happened!!!
Nov 30 2009 8:06PM
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tommyp1ckles
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FUCK YOU WHAAALLLLEEE......FUCK YOU DOLPHINNNNN
Nov 30 2009 8:08PM
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CBROOKS
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A better photo of the event!!!

Look closely....

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Nov 30 2009 8:09PM
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Legion
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 29
is thall about to eat that whale!!!11! zomg
Nov 30 2009 8:10PM
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BWalmer
Posts: 9141 - Karma: 12,885
now we have to go to every zoo and aquarium and kill all the dolphins and whales, damn, I like dolphins.
Nov 30 2009 8:11PM
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~~JEFF~~
Posts: 1045 - Karma: 301
He got so pissed that he broked his ankles and now he had to go blow it up himself with mr whale and mr dolphin/
Nov 30 2009 8:12PM
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mynilla
Posts: 554 - Karma: 58
Tanner only destroyed it because it destroyed him first.
Nov 30 2009 8:12PM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
Chicken and Cow use poor dolphin and whale as skape goat!!
Nov 30 2009 8:14PM
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schillz33
Posts: 121 - Karma: 15
Haha I would have expected to see a new edited pic with a chicken and cow by now!!
Nov 30 2009 8:15PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
oh my god dude unthinkable.  how did he get into the plane?
Nov 30 2009 8:17PM
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schillz33
Posts: 121 - Karma: 15
It's pretty obvious.  After he crashed it turns out that there were no available helicopters to airlift him out so a whale and a dolphin picked him up in this giant WWII(?) era plane.  And he has the ridiculous yelling look on his face because he is yelling "FUCk! my ankles"  The edit cut out all of this because of a German copyright on huge gay planes and T-Hall didn't want a lawsuit.
Dec 4 2009 1:51AM
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butteredpretzel
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 866
AAAAHH FURKA ROO DARPHINGGGGGGG  FUKA ROO WHAERRRRR
Dec 4 2009 2:13AM
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XxLibertYxX
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 28
God damn New Schoolers Sucks... If it wasn't for the Oakley Pro Ride Series to keep me entertained while writing this I wouldn't have LOL'd so hard.
Dec 4 2009 2:26AM
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-dva-
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Dec 4 2009 3:17AM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
wowwwzerss i never knew
Dec 4 2009 6:59AM
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RudyGarmisch
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This looks entirely plausible.
Dec 4 2009 7:01AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 9,181
FUKKA YOU DOLFEEN AND FUKKA YOU WHALE!
Dec 4 2009 7:01AM
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DedicatedPicturs
Posts: 358 - Karma: 2,515
"It was like someone packed dynamite in there you know what I mean, and I just felt like this explosion in my dolphin and whale."
Dec 4 2009 7:33AM
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DedicatedPicturs
Posts: 358 - Karma: 2,515
But doesn't this just mean dolphin and whale made it bigger?
Dec 4 2009 7:34AM
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MrLarsen
Posts: 583 - Karma: 16
That is not what you want happening during kickoff.
Dec 4 2009 7:38AM
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evantful
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hahahaha the best line of the episode. they felt so bad.
Dec 4 2009 9:40AM
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Delaney
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that is a real picture
Dec 4 2009 9:42AM
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Newschool_Pope
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i thought it was jon olsson doing a switch kang over chads and because the "MOMENTUM IS WRONG" gravity blew up the gap? mh seems like im worng. dang
Dec 4 2009 10:45AM
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C+Thompson
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hmm, and all along i thought it was "ski patrol"
Dec 4 2009 11:19AM
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-PonyThug-
Posts: 124 - Karma: 25
this  plus t hall screaming "fuck my ankles"!!!!!!

great thread
Dec 4 2009 11:27AM
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Mr.Huck
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Cheahhh 1000!!!!

Bear, having advanced intel regarding the potential threat, tried to take out dolphin and orca with his anti-aircraft guns, but he failed.  Operation "Fish out of water" was unsuccessful in defending Chad's Gap from the aerial assault.  Bear was demoted the the rank of snowboarder. 

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Dec 4 2009 12:28PM
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dylansiggers
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 6,096
DAMN ROO DOPHINNN AND RRAAWWEEELLLLL
Dec 4 2009 12:38PM
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1337
Posts: 31061 - Karma: 29,366
my thoughts exactly
Dec 4 2009 1:09PM
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Idahoskier420
Posts: 719 - Karma: 86
haha exactly
Dec 4 2009 1:12PM
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Nick_P
Posts: 321 - Karma: 89
flip those flipping flippers
Dec 4 2009 1:15PM
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