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I still shake hands...

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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
Does anyone shake hands anymore? This whole god damn weekend everyone was throwing props around or some absolutely retarded handshake combo that left me baffled and in an awkward situations.
Nov 29 2009 11:16PM
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Big5hifty
Posts: 3243 - Karma: 1,253
the only thing worse is the dead fish
Nov 30 2009 8:20AM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
everyone i met this weekend shook hands with me. and i thin kone person asked me for props but i think it was during one of those awkward drunk conversations...and yeah, i didn't knowwhat he wanted me to do.
Nov 30 2009 8:25AM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
many combos brad!

nothing better than a firm hand shake though, and nothing worse than a limp one!
Nov 30 2009 8:42AM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
With chicks it's def a "nice guy" aka weak as fuck handshake when you first meet them none of this pound bullshit, unless they're fat, then they get no nice guy handshake.
Nov 30 2009 9:12AM
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dbstar
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 20
whats wrong with the "fist bump", or props?

For jobs and shit i will always shake hands, but when im with friends or wtv i usually just go for the props, and if someone refused i would probably be pretty insulted.
Nov 30 2009 9:41AM
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stokedelic
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a chest bump is always good for first impressions.

Nov 30 2009 9:58AM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
chest bump like the guy above you, or fist pound, or awkwardly explain that you are too paranoid to shake hands in fear of contracting a harmless disease thanks to modern medicine.
Nov 30 2009 12:35PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
That moment sucks so much, because you can feel the tension and both people try to play it off like nothing went wrong but in reality you both know that it was awkward and aauuuggghhh, so bad.
Nov 30 2009 1:12PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
Im with you OP, its way too awkward.
Nov 30 2009 1:21PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
im a hand shaker for sure.
Nov 30 2009 1:25PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
she's cute
Nov 30 2009 2:31PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
haha then make them feel awkward as shit!
Nov 30 2009 2:32PM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
nah they shake my bfs hand too.
Nov 30 2009 3:14PM
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zanderd
Posts: 231 - Karma: 14
Nothing beats a firm handshake, but nothing is worse than the dead fish... FUCK THE DEAD FISH.
Nov 30 2009 4:18PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
dude, i think i was on the other side of that handshake. it sucked.
Nov 30 2009 4:23PM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2802 - Karma: 429
I do this on purpose just so the other person feels like a bitch.  Then i smile real wide like, "yeah, your a bitch"
Nov 30 2009 4:28PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
if i ever meet you, im gonna squeeze my hand shut so fast you wont get deeper than fingernail!


Nov 30 2009 6:11PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
a straight to knucks is fine with me, but a handshake to slide to pound is just lame i hate it. its just too much.
Dec 1 2009 2:02AM
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