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Gayest thing anyone has ever said to you on the lift????

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MALONE
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 73
For example: Could you hold my pole?

Nov 29 2009 8:32PM
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mrchristopher
Posts: 64 - Karma: 6
this was at the cafe but anyway these four guys were getting blazed and one was like "dude im guna snowboard like a god now!"
Dec 1 2009 12:48AM
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B4NE1
Posts: 876 - Karma: 16
An old dude put his arm around me once
Dec 1 2009 12:51AM
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Dan-Man
Posts: 7487 - Karma: 3,618
at what elevation do deer turn to elk?
Dec 1 2009 1:03AM
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Ryanvdonk
Posts: 12811 - Karma: 1,971
nice D as in nice dick
Dec 1 2009 1:59AM
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selkirks
Posts: 1978 - Karma: 59
Uh, is that an honest question? Because if so, you know nothing about geography. North Idaho gets 300-400+"/year. Grand Targhee gets 500+"/year. Hellbents are justifiable here more than in much of Colorado.
Dec 1 2009 2:21AM
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gretzels
Posts: 170 - Karma: 339
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Dec 1 2009 3:02AM
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=FAIL=
Posts: 536 - Karma: 47

AHA great thread.

Excuse me? why do my skis keep come off?

Dec 1 2009 3:44AM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
get that a few times a year.

also..."why are you skis so wide??"

"where are ur poles?"

"where did u get your snowblades?"
Dec 1 2009 9:24AM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
wtf i had a guy say "shouldn't you be riding something pink and girly, instead of skis with guns on them?" about my enemies and i just thought to myself like mind your own business asshole..
Dec 1 2009 11:20AM
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frontline31
Posts: 158 - Karma: 15

"Man, look at all this powder, I'd way rather be sledding."

"You guys wanna pack up early to beat the Chalet rush and go chill in my hotel room instead?"

Dec 1 2009 1:15PM
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mozzy
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 60
Sat on a very slow lift one day, it was the uber-slow Galaxy chair at Heavenly, which goes for 15 minutes or so. I was joined by an older fellow of about 60 or so.

So he got to speaking a bit about himself, and it turned into something on the creepy side: " I used to be gay until I went through this therapy to correct my sexual orientation, and now I have kids and changed from that lifestyle, thanks to the Bible. . ." OK, I think that was more than I needed to hear, that some guy had been brainwashed like that.



Dec 1 2009 1:20PM
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steezc-ross
Posts: 822 - Karma: 1,156
i like you
Dec 1 2009 1:27PM
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KANGBANG2
Posts: 237 - Karma: 29
can i eat out \your asshole?
Dec 1 2009 1:32PM
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antwone
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 157
those guys are funny u can see them in bruno
Dec 1 2009 2:44PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
tucker: yo dude so i was wacking off in my room last night and then my mom came in and i accidentally jizzed in her eye.
me: tucker you are 12.
tucker: i got a girl pregnant
me: 12 years old.


anyone at SR knows tucker. hes a legend
Dec 1 2009 3:19PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
i can testify to this

tucker: i have a foot long cock
evan: shut the fuck up
tucker: i have a ten inch cock
Dec 1 2009 3:32PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
I'm picturing that he talks like Igor....
Dec 1 2009 3:32PM
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Uncle_Remus
Posts: 1880 - Karma: 368
Is your hair curly? on a slight tangent from the lift, i was at ikea about to pack up my nice swedish desk when a little old asian lady comes up to me and asks "nature or purr (perm)?" then continues to start touching my head. i was a little shaken up said "oh its natural." and then walked away quite confused. it turns out that asian ladys like curly hair i guess.
Dec 1 2009 4:13PM
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flexpattern
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 45
true this. I have curly hair and when I went to Hong Kong my head was totally molested by old ladys!
Dec 1 2009 4:24PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
yeah i hear asians will get all up in your shit if you have curly blonde hair.

sorry that was the most ignorant post ever.
Dec 1 2009 4:33PM
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KFRADtheLaxBro
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
i like fishsticks
Dec 1 2009 4:41PM
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*honeybadger*
Posts: 315 - Karma: 410
sign my titties
Dec 1 2009 4:55PM
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Franny
Posts: 3980 - Karma: 77
"So how do I get off this chairlift?"
Dec 1 2009 5:44PM
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_CC_
Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747
haha yeah it is pretty curly...little kids pet me too
Dec 1 2009 5:54PM
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geezy_steezer
Posts: 70 - Karma: 37
some creepy dude from seven springs

guy: so where are you from?
me :columbus, ohio are
guy: what town exactly?
me: westerville
guy: whats your school called? (at this point the guy took off his goggles and smiled really big at me)
me: um...uh...i dont go to school...im..uh..homeschooled


never got off a lift faster than that time
Dec 1 2009 5:55PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,896
Nobody has ever said anything gay to me on the chairlift.  Stupid stuff, yes.  No gay.  Guess I have never been purdy enough. 
Dec 1 2009 6:05PM
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PeterWojnar
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that is not at all gay. that could possibly be the straightest thing a girl could say to a guy- unless it was a guy saying it.
Dec 1 2009 6:19PM
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mikemac
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pussy
Dec 1 2009 6:29PM
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jjdsteeze
Posts: 2562 - Karma: 4,135

"y r u wearing a dress?"

or

"do u mind if i drink this beer"

or

"so can u do tricks on the skis that have 2 noses?"

Dec 1 2009 6:33PM
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sjm
Posts: 27 - Karma: 19

the party and bullshit remix is fucking dope.

but the miley cirus version is also hella good, just cause of how hot she is now.

Dec 1 2009 6:39PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
Lol, that is pretty creepy...*shudder*
Dec 1 2009 7:16PM
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Kervyn
Posts: 170 - Karma: 440
why do you have two different boots? i was wearing salomom spks
Dec 1 2009 8:21PM
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NickSki.
Posts: 2009 - Karma: 61
Wait...

What?
Dec 1 2009 8:55PM
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mikemac
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 3,623
gaper sees my skis: "Hey man can you do a dinner roll?"
Dec 1 2009 9:12PM
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larsen.
Posts: 120 - Karma: 26
???
Dec 1 2009 10:03PM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
this one kid asked my friend he had just met and will prolly never see again for his digits.
Dec 1 2009 10:10PM
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LivinOuttaBounZ
Posts: 949 - Karma: 382

Maybe they were cellmates in the pokey. Otherwise, its really not that gay, buddy.

Dec 1 2009 10:13PM
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Merrrick
Posts: 529 - Karma: 717
"what kind of snowboards is that?"
Dec 1 2009 10:19PM
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50in07
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My threads.
Dec 1 2009 10:29PM
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twin-tip-hero
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it was my bud and i going up a chair and this guy gets on and 1 minute into the ride he starts going off on how girls are fucking dirt.  saying shit like how they have smaller brains, and how they serve no purpose in life, no matter how rich they are men will still be respected over them.  talking about how there have been no chick has been in the white house and shit like that.  it was kinda funny to listen to how stupid, and wrong this guy was.  kept my friend and i laughing and listening for the entire ride up.

Dec 1 2009 10:31PM
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Chronic_
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wow i havnt laughed that hard in a while

Dec 1 2009 10:33PM
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MikeTK
Posts: 549 - Karma: 126
ha i laughed this whole thread =]
Dec 1 2009 10:40PM
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schubie
Posts: 74 - Karma: 12
^this
Dec 2 2009 9:11PM
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eljusto.
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Hey man you got an AIM?? only he said it aim not A.I.M.
Dec 2 2009 9:14PM
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StupidDeep
Posts: 103 - Karma: 9

i think people should stop stealing this from the gapers quotes thread

Dec 2 2009 11:49PM
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kylebrazil
Posts: 317 - Karma: 14
"so you can like ski backwards on those?"
Dec 3 2009 12:04AM
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ThunderousFilms
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we didnt quite notice that a 10 year old had gotten on far side of lift, and we were talking about weed, and saying multiple swear words. Once we got to the top the kid kid said right before we got off "fuck you guys, ur bad influences" and i felt bad for the rest of that run, then it was funny
Dec 3 2009 12:17AM
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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,375
man, bro, we really need some snow bro, ya know.


Dec 3 2009 12:45AM
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~~JEFF~~
Posts: 1045 - Karma: 301
I was with my homie/ski instructor, he was hungover, started singing "penis, penis, penis! Vagina,vagina, vagina!" Little did he know there was a 40 year old lady on the other side of me trying to make a phone call. Sooooooo akward but sooooo funny.
Dec 3 2009 1:00AM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
i was on a lift in Boyne with my cousin and this lady in her 50's she started talking about our twintips and one thing lead to another, she told us about what she was doing after she got done skiing, and started talking about how excited she was to take a hot shower at the end of the day, so i started talking to her about it and she started using this really vivid imagery and how goods its gonna feel on her body, my cousin was in the middle and her and myself were on either side of him, he diddnt say anything the whole ride up and when we got to the top he was all pissed cuz i was trying to hit on her and he was next to her and felt akward
Dec 3 2009 10:00AM
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