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Tiger Woods Car Crash

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2_fadez
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So basically this pretty much totally sucks even if you are a golf fan or not.

Courtesy of ESPN

ORLANDO, Fla. -- Tiger Woods has been seriously injured in a car wreck in Florida, authorities said Friday

The Florida Highway Patrol said Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday in his 2009 Cadillac sport utility vehicle.

Woods was taken to Health Central Hospital. His condition was not immediately known, though the news release said his injuries were serious.

The airbags in the car did not deploy, according to a report in the Orlando Sentinel. The newspaper said that airbags typically do not deploy if a vehicle is traveling less than 33 miles per hour.

The highway patrol says the crash is still under investigation, and charges are pending. However, the highway patrol said the crash was not alcohol-related.

The Orange County Fire Rescue received a call about the accident at 2:28 a.m. ET. The Florida Highway Patrol did not report it until 2 p.m. ET.

Nov 27 2009 3:04PM
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infedel_one
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wtf
Nov 27 2009 3:05PM
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Pmoore
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hahaa i made a thread on this 19 seconds later.
Nov 27 2009 3:05PM
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dwhite
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lol three threads saying different stuff
Nov 27 2009 3:05PM
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1337
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what the triple threads
Nov 27 2009 3:06PM
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michelle
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Not to be insensitive but he was seriously injured from backing out of his driveway going less than 30 mph? What the hell happened?
Nov 27 2009 3:06PM
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Dr.NS
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and i made one on it 6 seconds after that
somone get Rowen to clean dis shit up
Nov 27 2009 3:06PM
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1337
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this. i mean seriously wtf? back injury or neck most likely
Nov 27 2009 3:08PM
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michelle
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Yeah those are the only things I can think of. Or it was some crazy freak accident that brought out a health issue that was already there? I don't know, but I'm really interested in seeing what actually happened.
Nov 27 2009 3:11PM
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OhMyBosh
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what the fuck. i saw this on 4chan and thought it was another troll.


Nov 27 2009 3:15PM
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prontocuts.com
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he was prolly rushing to get some last minute black friday deals
Nov 27 2009 3:19PM
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uni-corn
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I thought he drove Buick?
Nov 27 2009 3:20PM
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infedel_one
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how come you are on 4chan too all the time?!? you have no life
Nov 27 2009 3:21PM
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jblaski
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Oh look , the drive-by-media sensationalizing yet another story.
Nov 27 2009 3:21PM
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theblackrod
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buick dropped him last year because he's way too expensive to sponsor. 
Nov 27 2009 3:21PM
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prontocuts.com
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Nov 27 2009 3:22PM
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njwa88
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Caddy is way more pimp than Buick
Nov 27 2009 3:25PM
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Peter.
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how did he manage this backing out of his driveway? unless he like hit the tree then it fell on his car
Nov 27 2009 3:30PM
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jblaski
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He's out of the hospital. He got a band-aid. Fucking useless media.
Nov 27 2009 3:31PM
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Mooserz
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0-60 reverse time on a Cadillac is like .2 seconds
Nov 27 2009 3:36PM
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djty111
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crazy stuff hope he is alright
Nov 27 2009 3:44PM
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Nicholas.
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he probably shot par on thanksgiving and tried to off himself.
Nov 27 2009 3:54PM
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1337
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because its regular 0-60 is like 18 seconds, they really wanted to shock people with this new feature.
Nov 27 2009 3:59PM
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Hansel.
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hahahahha
Nov 27 2009 6:02PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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yep

Nov 27 2009 6:05PM
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Delaney
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band aid are serious
Nov 27 2009 6:18PM
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twin-tip-hero
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LOL my thoughts exactly, i asked myself what was he doing driving a cadi when i read it.
Nov 27 2009 6:21PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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that is wack! (in token black guy voice)
Nov 27 2009 6:26PM
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BrewskiJr
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yeah he was released from the hospital today. I guess he suffered minor head lacerations and is ok. Not severely injured like everyone originally thought. But i guess his wife smashed through the window of his car with a golf club to free him. lolz
Nov 27 2009 6:44PM
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3ski6guy0
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i was thinking the same thing. he must have been hauling ass out of his driveway
Nov 27 2009 7:05PM
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jamodeo
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exploding firehydrant
Nov 27 2009 9:30PM
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Tasche
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His wife wasn't using a golf club to free him she was using it to attack him haha.


Just more proof that if you are rich and famous you should never get married. I would doubt that 5% of the guys worth over 20 mill are fateful.

We should just legalize polygamy so every guy could be as happy and Hugh Hefner.
Dec 2 2009 11:47AM
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Armanzoid
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Question is, why the fuck would you be faithful? Seriously, with that much money I would just hop around, who cares.

My theory: Homeboy got a taste of that sweet white meat and he can't cure the hunger.
Dec 2 2009 11:54AM
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LMPJibbin
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guess hes not gonna be good at golf anymore...
Dec 2 2009 12:04PM
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theabortionator
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They should let the man be
Dec 2 2009 12:08PM
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fappy
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what a fucking scumbag
Dec 2 2009 12:11PM
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wh@t
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nah. all these VH1 wannabe reality show stripper bimbos are just coming out of the woodowrks claiming T-Woods put his cock in their mouths so they can become ACTUAL VH1 reality show stripper bimbos.
Dec 2 2009 12:15PM
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Brenone
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haha i saw that. that nasty bitch from "Tool Academy" said he texted her "ill wear you out, when's the last time you got laid"

Tiger's pimp hand is strong! haha

Dec 2 2009 12:16PM
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soulskier
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whats the difference between a golf ball and a car?

tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards!
Dec 2 2009 12:17PM
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yellav
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epic.
Dec 2 2009 12:22PM
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Brenone
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Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

He should have used the driver.

Tiger's wood was playing the wrong hole.

tough year for tiger. 2nd time he has been beaten by a nine iron

nike wants to drop their endorsement, apparently Tigers balls go eveywhere.

What do Tiger Woods and seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norweigans.

He has a 2:30 Tree Time

Who is totally frightened of Tiger's wife? His Caddy!

TIGER'S WIFE MAKES THE CUT

even the porn industry jumped in with a new movie called "MORNING WOOD '

Dec 2 2009 12:28PM
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-ROY-
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fuck it let the man be.
Dec 2 2009 12:38PM
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gmack24
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have you seen the girl he's been getting with? Easily hottest chick I've seen in years
Dec 2 2009 12:39PM
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MFinSLC
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wow those are awesome tiger woods jokes
Dec 2 2009 12:59PM
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nickyp
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his car was hit by a missile?
Dec 2 2009 1:02PM
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Armanzoid
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Tiger can pick em.

Rachel Uchitel

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Dec 2 2009 1:04PM
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Brenone
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yeah she IS fine.
Dec 2 2009 1:22PM
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vomit
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the voicemail is kinda funny he sounds so nervous its hilarious

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/02/tiger-woods-voicemail-aud_n_376692.html


also heres some texts he sent to the broad

“I will wear  you out…when was the last time  you got (bleeped)?” one message read.
Another one from Tiger read, “Send me something very naughty…Go to the bathroom and take (a picture).”
Now Grubbs is claiming that during her affair with Woods his wife became suspicious. According to Grubbs, Woods said, “My wife went through my phone and may be calling you.”




Dec 2 2009 1:39PM
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Armanzoid
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Fake?
Dec 2 2009 1:56PM
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