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Wow so i just caught my dad looking at porn

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Balto
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my sister's BF and i come up from my downstairs after watching a movie to go run down to the shell station. i was walking over to my dad to tell him and he wasnt saying much, and i turn the corner and he has big breasted asian women porn up on the screen with a bottle of lotion next to the keyboard hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Nov 27 2009 3:17AM
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Big_Spence
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Thomas actually called me within minutes of this happening just to tell me. /claim
Nov 27 2009 3:17AM
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AlexGaynor
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You should probably keep this as a wild card any time you need to swindle out of something.
Nov 27 2009 3:20AM
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enick
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"hey dad, you need a hand?"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
thats gross
Nov 27 2009 3:23AM
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8ONE657
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WHY DIDN'T I GET A PHONE CALL?!
Nov 27 2009 3:27AM
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Balto
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i just called and u didnt answer
Nov 27 2009 3:29AM
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Big_Spence
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Because I secretly fucked with your cell phone, making it unusable in the kitchen. ;-)
Nov 27 2009 3:29AM
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BootySpunk.
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I didn't even getta text...WTF!
Nov 27 2009 3:33AM
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eheath
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I look forward to this story in person.
Nov 27 2009 3:35AM
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Balto
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well if you hook it up with a ride to stevens on saturday im sure i could tell said story
Nov 27 2009 3:36AM
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Big_Spence
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Also you have to swing by Walla Walla.
Nov 27 2009 3:37AM
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eheath
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only for a zj
Nov 27 2009 3:38AM
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Balto
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no homo?

i could give like 10 for gas...
Nov 27 2009 3:40AM
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eheath
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we'll see i dunno if im even going yet depends on how tomorrow is
Nov 27 2009 3:43AM
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Elijah.
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PNW is shit right now guys.

Go to Baker anyway.
Nov 27 2009 4:16AM
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eheath
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shits like over 3 hours from wenachee, fucck
Nov 27 2009 4:36AM
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Balto
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more like 4 and half
Nov 27 2009 4:37AM
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moot
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You should be proud of him.
Nov 27 2009 4:39AM
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eheath
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and another reason you can tell im not from here.
Nov 27 2009 4:48AM
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BC.
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this whole thread consisted of a conversation of 3 people.
Nov 27 2009 5:02AM
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BC.
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Actually 3 with a interruption.

Mrstskier, Big Spence, eHeath, then Aimeee interrupted there and the conversation took the speed bump and kept rolling.
Nov 27 2009 5:12AM
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Big_Spence
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Please refer to him as Mrs.Skier.
Nov 27 2009 5:19AM
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Balto
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fuck you


its M.R.S.T.skier
Nov 27 2009 5:22AM
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BC.
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Mrs. Skier.
Nov 27 2009 5:22AM
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I_Am_Mod
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true, i caught my dad once as well...
i even found his porno :D

you can definately wildcard it, everytime we have an argument i strategically mention the carboard box in the garage or i mention how dusty it is on top of the cupboards in our bathroom :D


Nov 27 2009 6:33AM
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dubaiski
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that will get you out of anything
Nov 27 2009 6:36AM
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njwa88
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hahahaha did he keep talking to you while watching?
Nov 27 2009 7:09AM
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PAuL_Hellar
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haha thats so akward
Nov 27 2009 8:54AM
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Blurst
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Ha blackmail, should have taken a picture.
Nov 27 2009 9:07AM
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inactive
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so than you have a picture of your dad's dick. how the hell would you explain that?
Nov 27 2009 11:13AM
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TZP
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did you catch a glimpse of his mean cock ?
Nov 27 2009 11:27AM
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debrickshaw
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at least your dad has a sex drive

im pretty sure my dad forgot sex even existed 10 years ago
Nov 27 2009 11:34AM
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rYb
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good for him.
Nov 27 2009 11:47AM
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LMPJibbin
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no....thats fucked up
Nov 27 2009 11:50AM
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Hansel.
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well screw you guys(cough TOM cough), i never got this phone call and im not skiing.
Nov 27 2009 12:05PM
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WSMFP
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THIS
Nov 27 2009 1:06PM
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B-runge
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thomas = mrs. skier
Nov 27 2009 1:14PM
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BdoubleU
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ahhhh I'd be scarred forever
Nov 27 2009 1:15PM
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THATS_STREET
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at least it was not tranny porn
Nov 27 2009 1:26PM
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207
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hahaha.

that's so epic once I was using my dads computer and accidentally clicked on the music folder and saw videos of some chick giving some guy head. I now have it against him just in case he has something against me.
Nov 27 2009 1:39PM
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ScuffDUFF
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asain porn???   i would go with the white chicks if it was me.

Nov 27 2009 1:52PM
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factory81
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Nov 27 2009 2:01PM
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double_D
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can i have your number ?
Nov 27 2009 2:04PM
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Jelo
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Well I dont prefer Asian big breasted porn, but this thread was epic :)
Nov 27 2009 2:04PM
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Pmoore
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damn you! you made me burn my grilled cheese cause i was reading this funny thread
Nov 27 2009 2:19PM
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uni-corn
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What the FUCK Thomas, why did I not get a phone call or text? Its not like I am doing anything but painting Marines.

Fuck you.
Nov 27 2009 2:23PM
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8ONE657
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i was going to red button you because you failed to call me earlier but i decided to just let it ring..i was enjoying my ringtone.


but sheeeesh that's awkward.
Nov 27 2009 2:29PM
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8ONE657
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bwahahahahahaha i could've guessed that.
Nov 27 2009 2:52PM
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Big_Spence
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Victor pwns n00bs at wh4000.
Nov 27 2009 2:56PM
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uni-corn
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Thanks Spencer!

You play?
Nov 27 2009 3:18PM
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