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Chauncy
Posts: 61 - Karma: 10
Today, ladies and gentlemen, is the start of sigfest 2004. Members from all across the great website that NS is, can submit there sigs by posting. They will be judged on style ,fluidity, originality and overall imprssion. Good luck! I'll start things off with posting mine.
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'I think you put your skis on backwards'-some kid

'AC/DC, isn't that 2 types of electrical current? How can current play music?'-some other kid
Mar 25 2004 5:57PM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
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-Harrison

SSK PRODUCTIONS COMING AGAIN THIS WINTER
Mar 26 2004 1:11PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,143
I'm in skiinstead's sig, so I vote for him.


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
Mar 26 2004 1:21PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
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“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?


'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
Mar 26 2004 3:03PM
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Chauncy
Posts: 61 - Karma: 10
J. d's is pro cause it has my name in it, and yes this thing is a very stupid idea by me.
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'I think you put your skis on backwards'-some kid

'AC/DC, isn't that 2 types of electrical current? How can current play music?'-some other kid
Mar 26 2004 3:03PM
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ECM
Posts: 4614 - Karma: 101
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remember my name...
Mar 26 2004 5:22PM
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Stryken
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 22


We'll have you dead pretty soon.
'Before you criticize someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.'
Mar 26 2004 5:26PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16




hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Mar 26 2004 5:29PM
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TannerBalls
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 1,310
does this count?



I'm sorry!-from all of us that infiltrated the girls cult
Mar 26 2004 5:32PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
what girls cult??!?!?



“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?


'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
Mar 26 2004 6:01PM
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TannerBalls
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 1,310
the only one on this site



I'm sorry!-from all of us that infiltrated the girls cult
Mar 26 2004 6:08PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
.... thanks.



“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?


'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
Mar 26 2004 6:10PM
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freeride1260
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 11
who determines who wins?



Anti-Flag

-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-
Mar 26 2004 6:13PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
my giant throbber.



“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?


'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
Mar 26 2004 10:47PM
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conifercatcher
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10

He calls himself Lord of the Dance? I think we all know what happened the last time someone called themselves lord of anything.
Mar 27 2004 12:47AM
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vtpublicenemy3
Posts: 952 - Karma: 10

'shut the fuck up by doctor dennis leary.'

'I sold a human foot to some chinese dudes in a van.'-Will Ferrell as Neil Diamond

'Hey Chris you wanna play a cd?'


bomb hills not cities
Mar 27 2004 10:13AM
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thewavebb
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 20

mmmmmm snow goood
Mar 27 2004 11:06PM
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Chauncy
Posts: 61 - Karma: 10

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'I think you put your skis on backwards'-some kid

'AC/DC, isn't that 2 types of electrical current? How can current play music?'-some other kid

I survived the Great Spamming of 2004
Mar 28 2004 2:53PM
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Toothless
Posts: 396 - Karma: 13
does it get more points if it's true?
I went to take a piss and the elastic in my pants snapped back and crushed my balls against my leg and now i can't have kids
Mar 28 2004 7:30PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
I once shit in a toilet.

and then stepped in it.

at the YMCA.



“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?


'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
Mar 30 2004 1:57PM
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9

i felt like a big man pushing that kid around! - homer

shes talking to her invisible friend, God - bart

adrian
Mar 30 2004 2:04PM
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sugarrushthrill
Posts: 1167 - Karma: 9
lateris one owns all!


- LM Productions -

CCRider

I tried sniffing coke once but the ice got stuck in my nose

u kno im ghetto
Mar 30 2004 2:23PM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
true dat
Mar 30 2004 2:41PM
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AttitashSkier
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 10
thats pretty friggin sick
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line skis- because skiing needs a a future
Mar 30 2004 3:42PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
youre a sick mother fucker mac
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached
Mar 30 2004 3:43PM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
yum

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better to wrap yourself in the constitution and burn the flag, than wrap yourself in the flag and burn the constitution
Mar 30 2004 4:40PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
saggy boobs!

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'you live in a doobie'
-berry
Mar 30 2004 5:52PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! THATS FRIGGIN HILARIOUS!
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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
Mar 30 2004 5:54PM
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stunninem10
Posts: 827 - Karma: 10
shes got some biggins



Thats what she said
Mar 30 2004 6:32PM
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conifercatcher
Posts: 400 - Karma: 10
Get that girl some mardi gras beeds.
He calls himself Lord of the Dance? I think we all know what happened the last time someone called themselves lord of anything.
Mar 31 2004 12:08AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
^get her the whole parade...i cant believe itsd still here
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
Mar 31 2004 12:11AM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
yum
flashproductions
http://flashpro.iwarp.com

penguinmilk
Mar 31 2004 12:46AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
you guys just ruined sex with old fat saggy chested women for me forever. thanks alot. fuckers.



“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?


'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
Mar 31 2004 7:14PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,035
Some one uses an incdent what happened beteewn me and my cat as there sig it hurt alot






'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken

Reporting for Duty with a Spork in one hand and a Porno in the other
Mar 31 2004 7:18PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i did haha..it had nothing to do with the thread at all...still makes me laugh
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel
Mar 31 2004 8:27PM
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misterbinz
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 10
if a sig is too long, i usually don't bother reading it. its gotta be short and sweet.

mean people suck
Mar 31 2004 8:27PM
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KootenayGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
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...For I have dined on honey dew and drunk the milk of paradise. --------------------I like to jam
Mar 31 2004 9:00PM
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genericname
Posts: 808 - Karma: 10


Ya Jamican Me Crazy
Mar 31 2004 9:03PM
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skiman523
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
Mar 31 2004 10:16PM
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homestead
Posts: 2493 - Karma: 11
^ someone did that already


In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.
Apr 2 2004 11:21AM
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tandan83
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 141
what's tubgirl?


pilots do it high
Apr 2 2004 12:01PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
^u dont want to know
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
Apr 2 2004 12:03PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
yo chauncy
*$*Carny*$*

some fag skier kid- i can pull a 180 on to a 20 foot rail and a 180 off.
Chauncy- Wouldn't sac yourself?
kid- Nooo
Me- We don't have 20 foot rails here, we only have a 8 footer.
Kid-......
Me- I hear B.S.
Kid- ummmmm....

I survived the Great Spamming of 2004-eh Chauncy
Apr 2 2004 4:22PM
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Bluefizz
Posts: 226 - Karma: 10
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'Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Fudge Is Sweet, Here's Some Fudge'

'Don't Drink & Drive Cuz You Might Spill Your Drink'

[BlueFizz | Zone X]
Apr 2 2004 4:47PM
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skiman523
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
no one has used mine


So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
Apr 2 2004 6:40PM
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destroy
Posts: 6665 - Karma: 12


-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth
You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth
everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI
dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

ESE TAKEOVER!
Apr 2 2004 7:26PM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25


they say i got stupid when i hit my head
Apr 2 2004 8:14PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3537 - Karma: 1,231
Martin_Dlouhy that was wroung man





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Apr 2 2004 8:18PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
Read my sig

WSI BITCH





I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
Apr 2 2004 8:18PM
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