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Chauncy
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Today, ladies and gentlemen, is the start of sigfest 2004. Members from all across the great website that NS is, can submit there sigs by posting. They will be judged on style ,fluidity, originality and overall imprssion. Good luck! I'll start things off with posting mine.
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'I think you put your skis on backwards'-some kid

'AC/DC, isn't that 2 types of electrical current? How can current play music?'-some other kid
Mar 25 2004 5:57PM
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some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
Mar 25 2004 6:00PM
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^ winner

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'I just defragmented all my viruses so they run faster.'
Mar 25 2004 6:09PM
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Chauncy
Posts: 61 - Karma: 10
it's gonna be close.
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'I think you put your skis on backwards'-some kid

'AC/DC, isn't that 2 types of electrical current? How can current play music?'-some other kid
Mar 25 2004 6:33PM
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mattster
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weiner^
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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
Mar 25 2004 6:33PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
Mar 25 2004 6:34PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
bla bla


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 25 2004 6:36PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 138
i don't even remember what my sig says


TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Here Comes A Special Boy!
Mar 25 2004 6:54PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
it says... TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Here Comes A Special Boy!

mine is like member 5054. winner right here


member5054
Mar 25 2004 6:57PM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
i vote lats



i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
Mar 25 2004 6:58PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168

...............................................................................................

-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
Mar 25 2004 6:58PM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
or the new improved
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yeah grandmas with clit rings is so fucken hot now a days, i mean what could be better than a 75 year g-ma with a hairy as hell bush, some juicy labia and a humungous clit that hangs down a good 15 inches, now that my friend is what i call the perfect retro style snatch!- lateralis
Mar 25 2004 7:06PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
we have a winner


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 25 2004 7:07PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i already called that quote...and it goes to me because if it werent for me he never wouldve said it
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7


yeah grandmas with clit rings is so fucken hot now a days, i mean what could be better than a 75 year g-ma with a hairy as hell bush, some juicy labia and a humungous clit that hangs down a good 15 inches, now that my friend is what i call the perfect retro style snatch!~Lateralis
Mar 25 2004 7:10PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
ahhhhh i aint gonna get involved hah ill let you guys sword fight for it, now whip out your dicks and start fighting!!


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 25 2004 7:12PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
*i challenge you to a duel* im gonna piss all over you snowman
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7


yeah grandmas with clit rings is so fucken hot now a days, i mean what could be better than a 75 year g-ma with a hairy as hell bush, some juicy labia and a humungous clit that hangs down a good 15 inches, now that my friend is what i call the perfect retro style snatch!~Lateralis
Mar 25 2004 7:14PM
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petek
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What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats. Where's the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here's the theme music. Goodnight.


we shall call him gmlr
Mar 25 2004 7:24PM
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samck89
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i had a dream when i was like 10 about having sex with my gma- freeride1260
Mar 25 2004 7:39PM
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freeride1260
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-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-
Mar 25 2004 7:40PM
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freeride1260
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^^ haha thanks samck


Anti-Flag

-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-
Mar 25 2004 7:41PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Eh

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

Mar 25 2004 7:42PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3
Mar 25 2004 7:51PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9





TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Mar 25 2004 8:07PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
yo im cool because i know how to use bold and italics foo!!!

-Matty
High North Session 4, 2004
Mar 25 2004 8:10PM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
five0 you aint go shit on me you little bitch. im gonna fuckin take that piss from you and make a fuckin snowball and soak your ass.....um....bitch..yeah
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yeah grandmas with clit rings is so fucken hot now a days, i mean what could be better than a 75 year g-ma with a hairy as hell bush, some juicy labia and a humungous clit that hangs down a good 15 inches, now that my friend is what i call the perfect retro style snatch!- lateralis
Mar 25 2004 8:29PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
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I don't quote people from over the internet, its way better when you hear funny shit live.

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
Mar 25 2004 8:32PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
well im gonna turn u into a yellow snowman before u can take the piss from me so there
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7


yeah grandmas with clit rings is so fucken hot now a days, i mean what could be better than a 75 year g-ma with a hairy as hell bush, some juicy labia and a humungous clit that hangs down a good 15 inches, now that my friend is what i call the perfect retro style snatch!~Lateralis
Mar 25 2004 8:37PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
tubgirl

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It really, really did. Never say that again. In fact, don't say anything at all for little bit. Give us time to recover.-J.D._May

Is a French red alert like one step closer to surrendering?-rugbydave

i did think it was odd when my grandpa was wearing a hat with a pink feather sticking out of it, and calling my friends bitches

I just throw my sisters dildos on the ground and pretend lik i am grinding them. She walked in once when i was in the middle of a 270 out, it was awkward.-NoTeefa

I agree. Especially Gay pride. There's gonna be a war over that one soon. Unfortunately, one of the armies will spend way too much time designing their military camo, and this will prove their downfall... -J.D._May

oh, thats dissapointing, i thought by the title that we were bashing france-skierdudeguy, in the 'stupid People' thread


god those are some hideous looking little varmits-Ice-is-scary about babies


Mar 25 2004 8:45PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
^yum
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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
Mar 25 2004 8:47PM
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fuck elvis
Posts: 993 - Karma: 86

(\___/)
(=';'=)
('')_('')
Mar 25 2004 8:50PM
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con_cept
Posts: 1752 - Karma: 10
I thought that word didn't show up? test - tubgirl - test



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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 33
nate
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'In my country, first you get the sugar...Then you get the power...Then you get the women.' (Homer Simpson)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
Mar 25 2004 8:57PM
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con_cept
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Mar 25 2004 8:59PM
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petek
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tubgirl-just rememberin that, and i pbly cant jerk off for a week.


we shall call him gmlr
Mar 25 2004 9:08PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
yeah i just was gonna use it to make a blank posts but it showed up actually


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It really, really did. Never say that again. In fact, don't say anything at all for little bit. Give us time to recover.-J.D._May

Is a French red alert like one step closer to surrendering?-rugbydave

i did think it was odd when my grandpa was wearing a hat with a pink feather sticking out of it, and calling my friends bitches

I just throw my sisters dildos on the ground and pretend lik i am grinding them. She walked in once when i was in the middle of a 270 out, it was awkward.-NoTeefa

I agree. Especially Gay pride. There's gonna be a war over that one soon. Unfortunately, one of the armies will spend way too much time designing their military camo, and this will prove their downfall... -J.D._May

oh, thats dissapointing, i thought by the title that we were bashing france-skierdudeguy, in the 'stupid People' thread


god those are some hideous looking little varmits-Ice-is-scary about babies


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Typical
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Typical
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i win
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SUpilot
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whats tubgirl?
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five0
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:)
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7


yeah grandmas with clit rings is so fucken hot now a days, i mean what could be better than a 75 year g-ma with a hairy as hell bush, some juicy labia and a humungous clit that hangs down a good 15 inches, now that my friend is what i call the perfect retro style snatch!~Lateralis
Mar 25 2004 10:17PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
this is the dumbest idea i've ever heard of!

stupid fucking newbie!





SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
Mar 25 2004 10:38PM
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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

=w=

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hello boys
Mar 25 2004 11:39PM
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lj5
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Jesus is my Homeboy
Mar 25 2004 11:42PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
.....

handicaped skiing
is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis






I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


Mar 25 2004 11:47PM
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cj
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cj loves you. each and everyone!


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//KAW RAW//
//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
Mar 25 2004 11:57PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
^yay! I feel so much better about myself now! When do we drink the kool-aid?




TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU
SKIER: How would you describe your style?
PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.
Mar 26 2004 4:50AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
^once youve finished the cake and ice cream
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7


yeah grandmas with clit rings is so fucken hot now a days, i mean what could be better than a 75 year g-ma with a hairy as hell bush, some juicy labia and a humungous clit that hangs down a good 15 inches, now that my friend is what i call the perfect retro style snatch!~Lateralis
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