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HELP ME FIND A GIRAFFE

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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
IN DESPERATE NEED:
MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A NECKLACE THAT HAS A TOOOONNNN OF SENTIMENTAL VALUE TO HER. IT HAS A PLASTIC RED GIRAFFE ON IT. THE GIRAFFE IS ALL READ, LESS THAN 1 INCH TALL, AND JUST SOLID RED. if anyone can find anything CLOSE to this, I will send you cash. it may be something you once saw out ofthe corner of your eye at a store, or your little sister may p[ay army with it.

this is so important, please let me know.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Mar 25 2004 5:21PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
will i get a handjob?


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 25 2004 5:50PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
HERETis place is selling necklace charms and 2 of them are giraffes..theyre gold but one has red on it too...maybe thatll help
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'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
Mar 25 2004 5:56PM
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tinkerbell
Posts: 1025 - Karma: 10
why do you need to find one if she alraedy has it? that's so cute


-Caitlin-
Have nothing to do with stupid and senseless controversies; you know that they only breed quarrels. --2 Timothy 2:23
Mar 25 2004 6:08PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
maybe he lost it and needs to find a replacement before she finds out

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
Mar 25 2004 6:12PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
Five0, how often do u shop at Granny's jewelly box?
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Mar 25 2004 6:25PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Hey Ryno... How often do you fuck yourself? just curious...

Motherfuckers...
Mar 25 2004 6:26PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
Obscure reference: in meet the parents when greg loses mr jinx and goes and gets one at the pound and spray paints the tail.





Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
Mar 25 2004 6:30PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
that was a master plan that greg did,


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 25 2004 6:32PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
cleveland has a pretty sweet zoo i hear. Maybe they can help you out with a giraffe.


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Mar 25 2004 6:38PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i shop granny's jewelry all the time..just mostly for my clit rings
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
Mar 25 2004 6:40PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
now thats just hot...grannys clit rings....yummy
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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:
'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

Mar 25 2004 6:45PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
yeah grandmas with clit rings is so fucken hot now a days, i mean what could be better than a 75 year g-ma with a hairy as hell bush, some juicy labia and a humungous clit that hangs down a good 15 inches, now that my friend is what i call the perfect retro style snatch!


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 25 2004 6:48PM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
im gona go puke now



i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
Mar 25 2004 6:55PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
put that as your sig and win the sig contest


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 25 2004 6:57PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i called it...since i got u started on granny clit
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
Mar 25 2004 7:01PM
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Public_Maverick
Posts: 3255 - Karma: 11
Ron Jeremy rules

''take me me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.''
-damn dirty ape
Mar 25 2004 7:29PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
tinkerbell: she lost it and i want to surprise her

five0: money man.thanks for looking. i appreciate it.

randall:....wtf...haha yeah, i'm not killing a giraffe in the cleveland zoo dood.

lateralis: i love you. no i don't


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Mar 25 2004 8:30PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
r u buying one from granny's?
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7


yeah grandmas with clit rings is so fucken hot now a days, i mean what could be better than a 75 year g-ma with a hairy as hell bush, some juicy labia and a humungous clit that hangs down a good 15 inches, now that my friend is what i call the perfect retro style snatch!~Lateralis
Mar 25 2004 8:36PM
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tinkerbell
Posts: 1025 - Karma: 10
oh wow, that's so sweet. im jealous...


-Caitlin-
Have nothing to do with stupid and senseless controversies; you know that they only breed quarrels. --2 Timothy 2:23
Mar 25 2004 8:38PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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awww brody, thats so cute! somebody's gettin some ass.
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'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
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Mar 25 2004 8:41PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
five0: does your mom own that shop or somethign?
haha
i found the following 2 sites, too:
http://store.yahoo.com/artbeads/charm88.html
http://www.talontoys.com/pony.htm
that second one is the real dope one, there is some littel plastic giraffes like halfway down.
i think that'll do it.

thanks. i'll let you know though, five0

no, no i won't, most likely, actally


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Mar 25 2004 8:54PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i search good ole' google and came up with that
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7


yeah grandmas with clit rings is so fucken hot now a days, i mean what could be better than a 75 year g-ma with a hairy as hell bush, some juicy labia and a humungous clit that hangs down a good 15 inches, now that my friend is what i call the perfect retro style snatch!~Lateralis
Mar 25 2004 8:57PM
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Sgt.Hessu
Posts: 714 - Karma: 10
actually that is quite not nice thing to do, its like when your pet dog dies, and someone buys you a new one.. u know its not the same as the original, it never can be
hmmm...
Mar 29 2004 1:03PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 134
just buy her a real giraffe and put a leash around it, then put the leash around your girlfriends neck. its a necklace. voila
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Mar 29 2004 3:20PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
MONEY.

i think i'm in

pekkis, i considered that. but with teh situation and stuff, i think i'm good.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Apr 1 2004 10:39PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
someone gettin a suntin suntin tonight?
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

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