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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
i need help from ne one cuz my gf wants me to do something sweet to repay her for making her do some sweet stuff....what do u guys think?
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me gusta cabeza
Mar 25 2004 4:26PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
buy a huge monster dildo and stretch her open, she'll never forget that


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 25 2004 4:29PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
show her your vagina
Mar 25 2004 4:30PM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
let her borrow your purse


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Mar 25 2004 4:32PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
ive done the first one...but nething else?
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me gusta cabeza
Mar 25 2004 4:45PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
ahahah


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 25 2004 4:47PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
except w/ my dick not a dildo
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me gusta cabeza
Mar 25 2004 4:48PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
dozen roses=pussy
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
Mar 25 2004 5:21PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
yeah roses get you nowhere. get her a huge plasma screen tv.

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'I just defragmented all my viruses so they run faster.'
Mar 25 2004 5:59PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
roses have worked before..but my last pussy was from vodka
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
Mar 25 2004 6:00PM
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tinkerbell
Posts: 1025 - Karma: 10
I can assure you roses and jewelry or something like that is the way to go.


-Caitlin-
Have nothing to do with stupid and senseless controversies; you know that they only breed quarrels. --2 Timothy 2:23
Mar 25 2004 6:10PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
candy is dandy but hard ass liquor is quicker
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
Mar 25 2004 6:11PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
meh, maybe try taking her out somewhere really cool, if she skis take her skiing

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
Mar 25 2004 6:11PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
take nude pics of her then post them up all over school with the heading dirty slut and sell them to people and make some quick cash, make the bitch go ape shit


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 25 2004 6:38PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
dinner and a movie and then give her a present.


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Mar 25 2004 6:41PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
how about you give instead of recieve you greedy bastard





Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
Mar 25 2004 6:42PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
how about you give her whatevery it is that you want you selfless bastard
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Mar 25 2004 7:14PM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
eat that fat shit out like its your job
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yeah grandmas with clit rings is so fucken hot now a days, i mean what could be better than a 75 year g-ma with a hairy as hell bush, some juicy labia and a humungous clit that hangs down a good 15 inches, now that my friend is what i call the perfect retro style snatch!- lateralis
Mar 25 2004 7:16PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
or, have her do the deed
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its hard to care about swedes and liberals
Mar 25 2004 7:24PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
do i told she looked beautiful and it worked!!! that was easy as hell so wrtie that one down
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me gusta cabeza
Mar 27 2004 5:26PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Anal Sex......

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch
ESE TAKEOVER
Mar 27 2004 5:31PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
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Mar 27 2004 10:50PM
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SheilaTequila
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 81
^you like periods or something?
'the' pistol chick
Mar 27 2004 10:53PM
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