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GUYS HELP! I SMOKED WEED!

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M+M
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K SO I JUST SMOKED FOR MY FIRST TIME AND THESE ARE MY SYMPTOMS!

1.) im eating a ton of food
2.) im laughing really hard
3.) im super relaxed

so i know weed is an illegal drug...does this mean im going to die? i mean can ANYONE help me im freaking out here












p.s. - anyone who has made a thread like this and is serious, go jump off a cliff


Nov 26 2009 11:16AM
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Snowgoner
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*cough*OhMyBosh*cough*

Nov 26 2009 11:19AM
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YoungJah
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Your stoned my friend. Welcome to the good times.
Nov 26 2009 11:20AM
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.travis.
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hahahahaha awesome. I hope nobody ever lets ohmybosh live that thread down.
Nov 26 2009 11:20AM
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14.
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hahahaha oh man
i love first time smokers
actually not really cause they do exactly what your doing
freak out ...
still funny tho
btw your going to die and/or go straight to hell
Nov 26 2009 11:21AM
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M+M
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k some people need to read the p.s.
Nov 26 2009 11:22AM
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14.
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haha didnt see it was fake , someone link be OhMyBoshs thread
i havent seen it
Nov 26 2009 11:23AM
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Cudder.
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HOLY SHIT RUNNNNNN YOUR GOING TO DIE
Nov 26 2009 11:24AM
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.travis.
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https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/500817/
Nov 26 2009 11:24AM
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TTSwitchrider674
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lol
Nov 26 2009 11:29AM
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1337
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inb4 ohmybosh starts to e-hate on you
Nov 26 2009 11:49AM
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LMPJibbin
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hahhaha
Nov 26 2009 11:51AM
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pomme-de-terre
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have fun getting eternally raped in the ass by satan.

fucking miscreant.
Nov 26 2009 11:52AM
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Caveman.
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threads
Nov 26 2009 12:15PM
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asstitsLOL
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hahahahaahahhaaha this was needed!
Nov 26 2009 12:16PM
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Microcosm
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omg omg was it laced?!?!! omggggg!!!

I guess it's a good thing I didn't have internet access my first time smoking, maybe I would have made one of those threads too.
Nov 26 2009 12:18PM
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Dr_Feelgood
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FAIL. read on my child...
Nov 26 2009 12:28PM
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sk1er
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oh man, its defiantly laced.  might as well smoke crack now.  It will help with the come down
Nov 26 2009 12:34PM
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fountain.
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hahaha i laugh when serious threads like this pop up
Nov 26 2009 12:37PM
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PhaedeD
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yes you are going to die!!!! but in like 60 years.
Nov 26 2009 12:44PM
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njwa88
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hahahaha dude I saw the guy who gave you this shit shoot it with Windex.
in the next few minutes, you will kick the bucket.
goodbye
Nov 26 2009 12:48PM
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infedel_one
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manngg windex wont kill you it just puffs the weed up to make it look better

OhmyBosh must feel like a tardd

Nov 26 2009 12:51PM
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JaphyRyder
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you are stuck like that forever. you will soon lose all your friends and no longer be able to function in this world
Nov 26 2009 12:52PM
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prontocuts.com
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The PS ruined the whole joke
Nov 26 2009 1:03PM
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cool.
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your fuuuuuuuucked.

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cereal thread

Nov 26 2009 1:04PM
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CKpolicy
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+k
Nov 26 2009 1:07PM
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eastAR5
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hahaha matt
Nov 26 2009 1:07PM
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Tablespoon
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Does it have a powdery landing?
Nov 26 2009 1:13PM
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LO_GO
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damn man your having all the symptoms of death
Nov 26 2009 1:21PM
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silex
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you got high your first time? it took me like 3 times.....
Nov 26 2009 1:26PM
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Abc567def
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sell your kidney for more weed, now do it!
Nov 26 2009 1:37PM
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Monique*
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hahahahahhah this. is. funny.
Nov 26 2009 1:40PM
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DaveM
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stop being so super cerial.
Nov 26 2009 1:42PM
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PAuL_Hellar
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haha lulz man lulz
Nov 26 2009 1:44PM
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EastCoast315
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OhMyBosh.....
Nov 26 2009 1:49PM
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twin-tip-hero
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lol enjoy it man
Nov 26 2009 2:24PM
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MEGAZORD
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Nov 26 2009 2:27PM
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T-Tall
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your life is over, jesus is sad now
Nov 26 2009 2:28PM
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