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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
If Jeff ever again says anything like, ''hooray for free red bull'' or ''i get red bull for free'' or ''we don't PAY for OUR red bull!'' or ''i suck mad wiggity wank for free red bull''

then we cut him. cut him until he bleeds like the pulmonary artery he was raised to be.


Teddy
Poniverus
The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries.
Mar 25 2004 3:29PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
what about eating him?


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 25 2004 3:31PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
and how will you help us back?
Mar 25 2004 3:33PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
make him jump onto broken glass as the schards rip into his flesh causing acueto contemplasia which could lead to narcagenal dwarfism as he got older!!!!!
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
Mar 25 2004 3:40PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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there is nothing scarier than nocogenal dwarfism
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Mar 25 2004 4:07PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
can't we just cut jeff anyways?

-Pat Melvin
WBP|films

'people just think they're accomplishing something in their lives by fighting 'the man'.. - mh
Mar 25 2004 4:07PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
good idea. i'll get the kindergarten scissors.


Teddy
Poniverus
The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries.
Mar 25 2004 4:08PM
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lj5
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 12
now what will we be cutting jeff with? is it a ceremonial blade or a metaphor knife kinda like kfc's chicken strips?



Mar 25 2004 4:09PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
I'll cut him with the razor blades I have.... fucker will bleed like jesus.

-Pat Melvin
WBP|films

'people just think they're accomplishing something in their lives by fighting 'the man'.. - mh
Mar 25 2004 4:10PM
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skiierman
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mmmm... chicken...


Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
Mar 25 2004 5:02PM
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west
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Chicken is good.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Mar 25 2004 5:04PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i just ate some damn good chicken tenders


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Mar 25 2004 6:02PM
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mattster
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now maybe this is just me but, the way i was raised if you kill a man , you should eat them too
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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
Mar 25 2004 6:32PM
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Public_Maverick
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you guys hate those damn posers and sell-outs ¿don't you?

''take me me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.''
-damn dirty ape
Mar 25 2004 8:15PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
maybe its me but i fail to see the relevance?
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7


yeah grandmas with clit rings is so fucken hot now a days, i mean what could be better than a 75 year g-ma with a hairy as hell bush, some juicy labia and a humungous clit that hangs down a good 15 inches, now that my friend is what i call the perfect retro style snatch!~Lateralis
Mar 25 2004 8:33PM
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