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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
strip clubs are a fun place to go to have a few drinks and watch some hot women prance around naked and maybe even some lap dances. but for all of you that ever come to kapuskasing ( my hometown) we have a strip joint called the commercial, im sure rob has been there. well anyways, this place licks big balls, the rippers are nasty, theyre either too fat ( im talking a good sized beefy bitch), either too way too old like mid 40s early 50s or too hiv invested. on tuesday night me and some friends went out and this huge bitch was dancing, she was rubbing her twat constantly and making these wierd faces while sticking her tongue out and pointing and dirty fat 60 year old men. this is wrong on so many levels


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 25 2004 3:17PM
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jumpman
Posts: 1105 - Karma: 10
I hate it when the strippers keep asking if you want a dance. I said no the first time skank - if I wanted one from you, I would've said yes.


Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Mar 25 2004 3:19PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
im so glad she didnt approach us


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 25 2004 3:21PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
sounds like you need to go to san diego. young fine so cal college bitchs looking to make a few extra bucks

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
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Mar 25 2004 3:23PM
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4skizzle
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I was in a strip club in detroit about 6 months ago. A buddy of mine convinced me that it would be a good idea to go grab some lunch there (turns out it was pretty good food). We were in there for about 45 minutes tops and it was about 430 on a saturday afternoon. When we get done I walk outside and notice my car isn't where I parked it. This is a bad thing. We look arround and walk down this alley where there is is 3 windows beat out the stereo gone a bunch of misc stuff stolen out of the inside and a bunch of wires all jacked up under the dashboard. This is also a bad thing. I called the police and after a few days they ended up catching the people (2 little early teen punks). Anyways, my insurance paid for everything to get fixed and all of my stuff back. After that I just went to canada to get my stripper fix.










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Mar 25 2004 3:23PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
any strip joint is better than here, this place sucks balls,


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 25 2004 3:24PM
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jex
Posts: 2189 - Karma: 288
gold club in scaramento is fucking sweet


LINEjibSKI, 'who cares, drinking beer is fucking gay you fags.'
Mar 25 2004 3:26PM
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4skizzle
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is that the one off of 50 with the billboard and the shiny stuff? I was wondering how good that place is.










Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
Mar 25 2004 3:28PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
sometimes theres a super hot one but they end up being real bitches and are probably the dirtiest ones around, we offered my friend 50 bucks to go up on stage and lick the pole ahahahah


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 25 2004 3:30PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
theres a place around here called shenanigans...and fantasy island isnt a strip club but they have strippers who will dance for you
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'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
Mar 25 2004 3:38PM
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Jrich23
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The Cecil in Vancouver is heaven
Mar 25 2004 5:26PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
the place to go is in quebec, top of the line women, theyre smokin


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 25 2004 5:48PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
theres strip clubs everywhere in quebec
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
Mar 25 2004 5:48PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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theres this strip club by me called deja vu and I guess it's pretty nice. They just rebuilt it and some girl told me it was 'classy'.


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Mar 25 2004 6:17PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
bitch love the strip joints

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
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Mar 25 2004 6:28PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
all us pimpin perverts on ns should meet up somewhere for a night at the craziest strip joint ever


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 25 2004 6:34PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
night moves in latham ny is pretty sketchy. its a little hole in the wall place with a lot of leather. it smells like piss in there too. swear to god.
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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
Mar 25 2004 6:51PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
they got a gloryhole???????????????? WOW!!! AHAHHAHAHA amazing


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 25 2004 6:56PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
lets wait till im older to drive before we have a strip club party guys...
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
Mar 25 2004 6:59PM
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bigsky_gurl
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One of the strippers pulled up my shirt and bra and stuck her face in my tits, in front of everyone. I was pretty embarassed actually, I dont like flashing my tits in front of random guys. I dont mind them, but the atmosphere is really dirty.



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Mar 25 2004 7:00PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
hahahaha glory hole
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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
Mar 25 2004 7:00PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
ya man, thats what its called,


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 25 2004 7:02PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
i always thought a glory hole was one of those portable toilets
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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
Mar 25 2004 7:03PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
a gloryhole would be fun but you never who or what is on the other waiting to suck your cock


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 25 2004 7:04PM
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freeskiing04
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five0 how old are u
-Ira
Member No. 8857
*Northeast Cult*
Mar 25 2004 7:08PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
12...why do u ask?
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7


yeah grandmas with clit rings is so fucken hot now a days, i mean what could be better than a 75 year g-ma with a hairy as hell bush, some juicy labia and a humungous clit that hangs down a good 15 inches, now that my friend is what i call the perfect retro style snatch!~Lateralis
Mar 25 2004 7:09PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
hes more than 12 hahah


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 25 2004 7:10PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
whoa dude u have 11111 posts right now....hold up guys i think my pubes are finally showing up
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7


yeah grandmas with clit rings is so fucken hot now a days, i mean what could be better than a 75 year g-ma with a hairy as hell bush, some juicy labia and a humungous clit that hangs down a good 15 inches, now that my friend is what i call the perfect retro style snatch!~Lateralis
Mar 25 2004 7:11PM
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ATLANTASKI
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WHAT CITY HAS THE HIGHEST AMOUNT OF STRIP CLUBS PER CAPITA----oooooooooooo i think ATL bitches!

handicaped skiing
is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis






I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


Mar 25 2004 7:12PM
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Public_Maverick
Posts: 3255 - Karma: 11
haha it could be a giraffe

''take me me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.''
-damn dirty ape
Mar 25 2004 7:13PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
deja vu in kalamazoo? that place is not classy at all brother. But the ultimate is battle creek, MI. A velvet touch just off the highway, then two real seedy stripjoints on the same block, Hotts and Heartbeat. Those places were god damned filthy last time i went. the broads were all cokewhores and stuff, real creepy looking. they would offer to bang you in the back room for like 30 dollars. that place kicked ass! them heartbeats, that was the same thing but with women over 50


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Mar 25 2004 9:53PM
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Tiffy
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There is a strip club called Deja Vu in Seattle, not a bad looking place, never been in.
I must say, it's pretty hard to find male strip clubs, it's taken me forever to find a local one - I wanna take my best friend for her 18th, but no worries, we did find one at last.




Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)
Mar 25 2004 9:53PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
its all about the pink poney and cheeta in ATL

handicaped skiing
is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis






I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


Mar 25 2004 10:48PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
montreal is the spot for stripclubs! i blew $180 in 3 nights there. and 90% of my stuff was paid for.




You Don't Realize What You Have Untill It's Taken Away.
Mar 25 2004 10:52PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
One of my Bus Drivers last year was a stripper.

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

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Mar 25 2004 10:53PM
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Pipe_Munky
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stef are you talking about THE COMMERCIAL HOTEL in kap?

that place is fuckin dirt! we went in there one night and bought a table dance for my buddy from england. it was his first and probably the worst i've ever seen!







SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
Mar 25 2004 10:56PM
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c_lo
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 10
Yo i got a job for a&m homie, we should go check some nasty sluts, i'm not above it, Kapuskasing wooooooooooord
Mar 26 2004 1:00AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
they just opended a penthouse club in denver i'm gonna check that shit out




-Strode



Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Mar 26 2004 4:57AM
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alpinecowboy84
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i keep on hearing that toronto has better strip clubs than anywhere else. better than nyc and vegas?

i shall proceed and continue to rock the mic
Mar 26 2004 5:01AM
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ECFS-Attitash
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any big city is gonna trump a small town, because all the hot bitches come to the cities trying to make it big and when that fails they always turn to stripping. im headed to DC for a couple of months and ill be sure to fill you in on the glorious details.
Mar 26 2004 9:04AM
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4skizzle
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 10
Toronto has the best strip clubs i've ever been to. Windsor also has some really good ones. Million dollar saloon in windsor is off the hook. They're all so damn cheap too. Canada is the shit.










Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
Mar 26 2004 9:59AM
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SohCahToa
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windsor is a good place for boobs, san francisco is great too, The Century Lounge in sf is the plave to go.
Mar 26 2004 11:29AM
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4skizzle
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 10
SF is awsome for strip joints. Never been to the century lounge though. I'll have to check it out.










Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
Mar 26 2004 11:39AM
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MacMahoooon
Posts: 9009 - Karma: 3,305
montreal actually has the record for most strip clubs...was even in maxim for it!

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Mar 26 2004 12:48PM
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J.D.
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^You'd think vegas... but yeah, Montreal has tons, and all on streets named after saints.


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''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
Mar 26 2004 12:57PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
montreal is the best! club supersexe is the best i've ever been to!





SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
Mar 26 2004 2:49PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
congratulations taj!you just got your first blowjob!
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7


yeah grandmas with clit rings is so fucken hot now a days, i mean what could be better than a 75 year g-ma with a hairy as hell bush, some juicy labia and a humungous clit that hangs down a good 15 inches, now that my friend is what i call the perfect retro style snatch!~Lateralis
Mar 26 2004 2:55PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
diamonds in toronto...well mississauga...thats the best strip club. the girls are super hot. my bf and his friends took me there for my bday.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

Mar 26 2004 4:44PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
i wanna go to a peeler bar with stacey!






SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
Mar 26 2004 5:11PM
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con_cept
Posts: 1752 - Karma: 10
Montreal is crazy... it's all about paying for lapdances in quarters and nickels!



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Mar 26 2004 5:37PM
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rugbydave
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in mtl, go to kama sutra, it's off some alley, all hidden-like. but it's kick ass, the bitches are super fine... but in Van go to NBI for 2$ food and A-level peelers


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Sex is a race and I always win...
Mar 27 2004 7:24PM
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