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The Onion Thread

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J.D.
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In this thread, The Onion's best articles, opinion pieces and ONN videos will be posted... because I am loving The Onion right now. They come up with the funniest concepts ever.
Nov 24 2009 6:30PM
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hellyeaaaah
Posts: 640 - Karma: 8
GET THESE MUTHAFUCKIN SPIDERS OFF ME
Jul 16 2010 10:02PM
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ktd619
Posts: 927 - Karma: 96
bump
Apr 20 2011 7:09PM
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518
solid bump
Apr 20 2011 9:13PM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
I'd say that the 700 club and fox news are equally as entertaining
Apr 20 2011 9:29PM
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ktd619
Posts: 927 - Karma: 96
gotta love it
Apr 20 2011 9:36PM
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connory998
Posts: 1197 - Karma: 34
some COD fanboys were flipping shit when i posted the mw3 one on facebook.
Apr 20 2011 9:46PM
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ktd619
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That one was fucking gold. I loved it.
Apr 20 2011 9:57PM
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erica
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"reusable bag celebrates 3rd year on door handle" ..ill find the link later
Apr 20 2011 10:06PM
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Yinzer
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had a newspaper once with the hindenberg burnin on the front and the title said "Americans wowed by jaw dropping firework show"

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Apr 20 2011 10:42PM
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Token
Posts: 41 - Karma: 10
Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job...

http://www.theonion.com/articles/black-man-given-nations-worst-job,6439/
Apr 21 2011 1:59AM
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Bumblesteeze
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Apr 21 2011 8:58AM
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monkatizer
Posts: 4704 - Karma: 1,518

Today Now!: How To Thrust Your Fat Into A More Appealing Shape


How To Get A Guy To Notice You While You're Having Sex With Him



Apr 23 2011 11:16PM
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ORDEAL
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Threads
Apr 23 2011 11:59PM
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HKizzle
Posts: 401 - Karma: 19
threads, the onion is the greatest "news" source ever. I own "Our Dumb World", the shit is hilarious
Apr 24 2011 2:01AM
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coopsteeez
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threads
Apr 24 2011 10:13AM
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ski_the_chugach
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http://videogum.com/262692/the-onion-sportsdome-meth-addict-vs-invisible-snakes/tv/new-tv-shows/
Apr 24 2011 11:25AM
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munzer10
Posts: 63 - Karma: 24
threads, fucking hilarious
Apr 24 2011 11:49AM
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jksl
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Apr 24 2011 12:02PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
"whatever you say mr. jobs."

Apr 24 2011 12:36PM
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