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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
ok. so here this......instead of prob going skiing for spring break, i have to go to the beach........i hate my life

handicaped skiing
is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis






I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


Mar 24 2004 8:33PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
oh my god, you poor thing, you didn't get the week long vacation you wanted! call child welfare serives quick!!

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
Mar 24 2004 8:35PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
wow, i get to do nothing
im too poor for either
and southern michigan blows


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Mar 24 2004 8:35PM
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tinkerbell
Posts: 1025 - Karma: 10
your life doesn't suck. I'm sorry you have to go to the beach instead of skiing, same here, but think how much worse it could be, please. Icould name a hundred things in my life much worse than where Im forced to go on vacation.


-Caitlin-
Have nothing to do with stupid and senseless controversies; you know that they only breed quarrels. --2 Timothy 2:23
Mar 24 2004 8:36PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
Well,my life is just awesome,today i'm so optimist,life is juts sooo good,thanks to my family for making me the happiest kid on earth,and thanks to myself for being such a great guy!
i hope everyone is as happy as i am...well,at least I wish everyone was happy,that's why i'm sorry for u atlantaski...
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Fuck it.I'm bored
Mar 24 2004 8:41PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
im havin a damn good day too sinister, the only thing im a little mad at is that i didnt get to see the girl today, but hey, ill see her again so no matter


Fuck You
Mar 24 2004 8:43PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
and the thrashers arent makin ure life any easier i take it.


we shall call him gmlr
Mar 24 2004 8:44PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
i want to put a bullet between the eyes of every panda who wont screw to save its species
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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
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im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Mar 24 2004 8:45PM
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con_cept
Posts: 1752 - Karma: 10
^hahaha.. really does this warrant a thread?



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Mar 24 2004 8:46PM
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con_cept
Posts: 1752 - Karma: 10
That was aimed at petek.. but that was pretty funny too.



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Mar 24 2004 8:47PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
crystal-needssomethingwhichicantseetheendofbecauseitstoolong, robin williams perfectly explains that.


we shall call him gmlr
Mar 24 2004 8:50PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i hate my life, i know im gonna fail terribly so why live


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 24 2004 9:30PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
robin williams? thats from fight club... so... chuck palahniuk, edward norton or brad pitt...
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Mar 24 2004 9:47PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
bob has bitch tits


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Mar 25 2004 4:09PM
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4-Front
Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
damn that sucks oh well the beach is fun..........................not


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Mar 25 2004 6:35PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
i love how some people responded like it was a literal thread... oh well, fuck them
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Sure animals are great, but any person associated with PETA can die on the spot for all I care. Fucking demon people. ALL OF THEM.
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Mar 25 2004 7:11PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
who agrees?
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its hard to care about swedes and liberals
Mar 25 2004 7:24PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
I love life today I got some pussy hehe, gosh this is great I love everything I just feel so happy...

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

Mar 25 2004 7:41PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
hahhahaa sucker, i got to ski all spring break it was the best vacation i ever took.
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3
Mar 25 2004 7:48PM
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