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god damn my german teacher sucks. i got a call home cuz i always do history homework in that class. then today she offeres extra credit before report cards. and everyone in the class asked to see their grade to see if they should do the ec, and shes like no, you can find out on the report card. dont i have a right to know my grade? most of my other teachers post them weekly.
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would people laugh if i took snowblades to summer camp? - some snowblader
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I had this french teacher. She talked to herself and always threatened kids with 2x4s. I don't take french anymore.
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fuck that my spanish teacher wont sign my course recognition paper so i cant get into college what a cunt.
Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
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My english teacher sucked nutballs.
I always hate dher,always will,never taught me anything useful,she basically kicked me out of school.whore....i wish her a terrible death..
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^hahahahaha
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would people laugh if i took snowblades to summer camp? - some snowblader
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I never had a problem til this year...my spanish teacher at my new school is a huuuuge psycho-biotch and she's pregnant so maybe its got something to do with whacky hormones. At any rate, she can't wait to 'get out of here' and she's 'never coming back to this h*ll-hole'. Makes learning really fun
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i hear so many shit about spanish teachers...haha,even at my school they hate her.What's wrong with them?
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Fuck it.I'm bored
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my french teacher last year was rediculously scottish. she wore kilts and granny panties that went past the bottom of her kilt, and didnt shave her legs, she never wore a bra, and her tits went down to her knees. yup had trouble passing that class
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Sinster - it's their voices, my teachers anyway, it just give me a headake; 'saca la tarea' all class long.
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i was doing my homework from another class and she walked up and grabbed my book and threw it on the floor. then we played tictactoe today w/ dry erase boards and some kid was drawing out the tictactoetable thing. and she thought he was wasting makers and argued for 10 minutes with him. he wasnt even making thick lines.
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would people laugh if i took snowblades to summer camp? - some snowblader
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well,i understand you,i can't stand a spanish teacher who doesn't know spanish(ours got kicked out basically because of that)and try to teach it,and nobody in class ever pays attention...
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my german 'prof' is a grad student TA, shes awesome. although eveyr spanish teacher i ever had in high school was a little puta
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its good to see so many people taking german, though i can't say i love taking languages
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Most of the Spanish teacher at the states and CAnada are south americans...it would be cool if you had someone from Spain...
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as soon as i get my 2 years in, im done with that shit
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would people laugh if i took snowblades to summer camp? - some snowblader
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my teacher says saca la tarea and i say fuck you and then she says libros en el suelo and i say fuck you and then she says 'gonzo why dont you do your homework?' i say fuck you ya crazy bitch. i tought her. but its the same damn thing every day, hola clase, saca la tarea.
Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
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yea, spanish teachers at my school are all from spain...wierd people. but really fucking chill too.
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i just realised that peggy hill is every spanish teacher.
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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
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You wont ever learn a different language at a native level in a american public school. Its impossible. You have to live in the country where you speak/hear it all the time. The teachers suck to bad.
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My french teachers were great...until this year. I think i'm done with french now.
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while in mexico i learned more spanish watching seinfeld in english with spanish subtitles than i have in the last 6 years ive taken spanish in school
Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
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^youre my hero
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i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
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my spainish teacher is cool. not in my class but i guess in 9th period they always talk about sex stuff and this one kid always hides in random places like under her desk and she doesnt care.
she is leaving though because she says teaching sucks. o well.. guess i get a shitty teacher next year
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i sit next to my best friend in french, we have a really bad teacher that we know pretty well, so we just cause shit the whole time and she gets super pissed and starts yelling at us in french and we're just like...yea, okay madame
but my mom is the other french teacher and shes good but i dont get to have her yet
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My friend teacher sucks. I haven't learned anything except how to say 'I love calculators'. She's teaching us all this useless stuff except for how to put sentences together. She's failed me a couple times because I called her stupid in a note she found. I'm switching to spanish next year, and she's trying to get me to stay in french. She goes, 'You're doing so well, you just got an 84 on your test, bon!' Only good grade I've gotten.
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My spanish teacher looks like a blowfish
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My astrophysics prof is russian. i guess thats not the same thing but he can barely speak english and it sucks.
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dude mines like 60 years old and when she told my mom i was arguing with her my moms like 'you cant argue with a 60 year old womMAN, shell drop deal froma heart attack'
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would people laugh if i took snowblades to summer camp? - some snowblader
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my spanish teacher is satan
'Yeah that and a pair of testicles'
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My spanish teacher was this mad, old lady. She would only talk to us in Spanish and she talked very quietly. Needless to say, after 2 years I can't speak spanish worth shit. I went to Argentina over the summer and was so freaking lost.
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my french teacher senior year was a religion addict. i went to catholic school, so it makes sense that they hire a catholic teacher...but she was like hard-core hard-core God. there were 5 of us, 4 girls, 1 guy. she made the guy leave the room so she could talk to us girls about modesty and crap. she said tank tops were not modest b/c they showed off the shoulder and i guess thats uncalled for in her world. then she was like, 'do you know what a thong is?' then she told us that when girls dress w/ cleavage showing and midriff showing and such in school, it causes male teachers to sin b/c they start to look at the girls inappropriately. she was basically blaming us for the whole controversy in the church w/ the priests. it was really kinda sad, yet funny. nice lady, but a little obsesive about modesty
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my french teacher is about 5'1 and has a giant stool that she climbs up and sits on when she talks to us
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'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
yeah grandmas with clit rings is so fucken hot now a days, i mean what could be better than a 75 year g-ma with a hairy as hell bush, some juicy labia and a humungous clit that hangs down a good 15 inches, now that my friend is what i call the perfect retro style snatch!~Lateralis
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My spanish teacher is all hopped up on something. Maybe coffee.
She lets us grade our own quizs though, so I usually always sometimes get 100%.
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my spanish teacher called my mom and said all i did was sit in the back and hit on this hot girl the entire period, everyday. that may be so, but i still got a B in her class. i love cheating my way through shitty classes.
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My French teacher goes to my church and is kinda friends with my mom so going into her class I thought I had it glazed. - not the case. So maybe I slack off and procrastinate a bit.... she always bitches at me. Last year she took 10 minutes out of our 42 minute class to attempt to embarass me for doing my math homework instead of correcting my French homework. Now she's alright cause most of my class is seniors and she's retiring after this year so we all count down the days till we're done. That and she is extremely opinionated so we can get her off topic on anything, especially why the French are so skinny.
Whoever said you can't speak a language unless you submerge yourself in it isn't 100% correct. My teacher lived in France for a few years and goes atleast once every two years. She has an incredible french accent that she has taught us and we can all hold casual conversations.
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my french teach also hates anyone under 23
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'
'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
yeah grandmas with clit rings is so fucken hot now a days, i mean what could be better than a 75 year g-ma with a hairy as hell bush, some juicy labia and a humungous clit that hangs down a good 15 inches, now that my friend is what i call the perfect retro style snatch!~Lateralis
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I've never had a french teacher that was remotely sane. the first one had a nervous breakdown two years before I got to the school, took a year off, and came back just in time to teach us lucky people. She used these pupets to carry on conversations to teach us basic conjugation, but then she'd carry the conversations WAY too long and get really involved with them herself. One time one of the pupets (a little devil one) was being bad so she locked him in the closet to 'think about the consequences of his actions'. at one point two of the puppets were involved in a very complicated relationship, resulting in the girl (a lamb) breaking down in tears in front of the class, and the other one (an aligator I believe) being thrown out of the classroom. she never did reveal what the aligator did to the lamb. The if that's not enough, she apparently didn't think her puppet friends were supportive enough, and had to resort to confiding in her thumbtacks after class was over. My french teacher the next year wasn't that interesting, just your run-of-the-mill super bitch, ended up slamming her fist into the overhead projector and breaking it. and I'm seriously not making any of this stuff up about the first teacher, it was quite disturbing. oh right, and when she had her nervous breakdown, it was when a class of first year french students didn't know what the word cheval meant (horse) so she decided to jump up on the deks, and gallop from table to table, slapping her ass and neighing to illustrate the word.
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haha my greaman teacher use to live in a little slum made out of mud. three small rooms and a small hole for him to shit in. every year he had to clean it out.
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my german teacher was a butch lesbian who gave me in school suspension for calling a girl a dyke she was also head of the gay straight alliance......and she sucked at german too.....i could speak better than her
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ya.. my french teacher was sweet last year, but this year we got a psyhco-bitch or something. here are three reasons i hate her, 1. she can speack french, and im in french 3, 2. she is like 30 and she has a fucking tatoo on her ass, and 3. she is a bitch. those are 3 good reasons. i dunno i think she is a damn nazi... but im still trying to figure out
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my french teacher is fucking hot, i just sit there all day and stair at her tits, its pretty swet, and she dresses like real hot, she wears vnecks that show like oodles and oodles of cleavage, and real short skirts, and like leather boots, shes nice too
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i had a dream when i was like 10 about having sex with my gma- freeride1260
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my spanish teacher rules
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