Replying to Need to get out of something you don't want to do? Poop your pants.

So I am currently living at a sober house run by a treatment center I just left. I found out today that one of the kids there was supposed to be doing community service, but he really didn't want to. So what did he do? He shit his pants on purpose in order to get out of it. He told one of the staff driving the bus and they had to take him back. I thought this was one of the finest demonstrations of laziness I have ever heard of.