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tall tees are dumb because whoever wears them is much more vulnerable than people who wear normally fitting clothing
situation 1: walking down the street in a tall tee, ninjas jump out on all sides, you attempt to run but the billowing shirt is just too much and you eventually fall and are sliced multiple times with swords and finally your neck is snapped...bam...dead
situation 2: walking down the street in a tall tee, drunk driver cuts a bit too close to you, billowing shirt hooks on to a part of the car...bam...dead
situation 3: walking down the street in a tall tee, bad neighborhood, group of belligerent unruly african american gang members spots your stature of 5'11 130lbs and beats you multiple times with the butt of a pistol before shooting you in both kneecaps and then the head...bam...dead
situation 4: walking down the street in a tall tee, breeze picks up, oh god it's a fucking monsoon, gtfo...no...too fucking late. your tall tee catches the wind and you're lifted high over the city until navy seals come and shoot the fucking monsoon in the face and the wind suddenly dies and you fall 300 ft and splat on the pavement next to an ice cream truck where kids run screaming in all directions in order to get away from your mangled corpse that will scar them for life...bam...dead
i rep an extra small white tee with leather coat, then gene vest and skin tight levis. cuz thats how the boss did, so thats how i did. FUck tall tees. fags.