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Ban All Noobs 09/10

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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
in light of rising noob levels i am hereby calling for the revival of the famed "Ban All Noobs" campaign we all remember (at least some of us) from years past. joining up is simple. place the "Ban All Noobs" slogan in your signature and vilify the new guy whenever possible.

this is not a hostile campaign, we merely seek to instill an understanding of the privilege of NS in the younger (join date wise) members of our community to bring about a new age in both the NSG and SG.

that is all.
Nov 23 2009 1:13PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
noob. you didnt read my post concerning what defines a noob.
Nov 23 2009 2:22PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,826
I'm in
Nov 23 2009 2:28PM
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dex.
Posts: 2973 - Karma: 62
you do realize the repercussions of doing something like this...banning all the noobs may result in a massive uprising in new memberships of all the noobs that get banned... so we'll be back where we started, but with noobier noobs...but i guess they'll learn lessons
Nov 23 2009 2:34PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
its a phrase.
Nov 23 2009 2:38PM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2802 - Karma: 429

There is a cult about all of this but it is only for the first 15,000 members......granted it has been dead for a few years but it should be restarted.  there is a good thread about "comments from noobs"

Nov 23 2009 2:40PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
Even though I'm a noob I will do it. The way I look at noobs is different then some people. I see a noob as a person who posts dumb shit and has no idea what is going on and not enough common sense to figure it out. Ban all of them.
Nov 23 2009 2:41PM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
Could not be said any better.
Nov 23 2009 2:44PM
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FrenchToastMafia
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 452
ban all non donators!!!!
Nov 23 2009 2:49PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68

i joined NS last year on my birthday!

:D

Nov 23 2009 2:50PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
guys, i don't know whether i'm a noob or a newb. i've only been a member since 2007.
Nov 23 2009 2:54PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
BAN ALL K-ROBS.
Nov 23 2009 2:57PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
fuck.
Nov 23 2009 3:00PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
Yo Wh@t, I'mma let you finish, but Hitler had one of the best banhammers of all time! OF ALL TIME!!!!
Nov 23 2009 3:01PM
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Flo_Rida_2016
Posts: 2804 - Karma: -5
yeah, but you yourself are a noob.

address that, N00B.
Nov 23 2009 3:02PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
That's what I meant.
Nov 23 2009 3:05PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
i believe it was called Ban All Jews 1933 - 1945
Nov 23 2009 3:06PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
i dont think this campaign is calling for an all out noob holocaust, simply reeducation
Nov 23 2009 3:09PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 55
False.
Nov 23 2009 3:12PM
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Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 55
I only joined this february I would still be a newb correct?
Nov 23 2009 3:13PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
fine, i'll fire up the gas chambers
Nov 23 2009 3:15PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
I'm coming up on 2 years
Nov 23 2009 3:18PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
what ever happened to caleb anyway?
Nov 23 2009 3:21PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
what exactly qualifies someone as a noob?
Nov 23 2009 3:21PM
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Holte
Posts: 10740 - Karma: 7,816
Whatever happened to the Ban All Visitors Campaign?
Nov 23 2009 3:22PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
being you
Nov 23 2009 3:24PM
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Dirty.Harry.
Posts: 1779 - Karma: 351
I agree. There is always a degrading quality to the posts in NSG and SG.

I'm in.

But I'm not hating on the new members, just as what has already been said. It's not bad to ask for help or advice. Just when the overall objective is to be a dick or to raise post count or something like that.
Nov 23 2009 3:25PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,676
shut up peter
Nov 23 2009 3:25PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
Without n00bs I would have no one to randomly take out my bottled-up hate upon. NS would just be full of insightful, well thought out threads and quite honestly I don't see the point in that.

Also then I couldn't post pictures like, because people would be way too serious.

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Nov 23 2009 3:27PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494

i was a n00b once, now im not.

Nov 23 2009 3:34PM
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steezebomb
Posts: 169 - Karma: 9
We attack Dawn?
Nov 23 2009 4:23PM
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Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57
only been on a little more than a year, sooo am i a noob ?
Nov 23 2009 4:29PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4686 - Karma: 3,408
i get the feeling anyone who needs to ask if they are a noob, deserves the title of nublet.
Nov 23 2009 4:44PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
did you read the 1st page? it has nothing to do with how long you have been here.
Nov 23 2009 4:45PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
indeed, at dawn. no playing around this time
Nov 23 2009 4:46PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
begin drawing up the battle plans!
Nov 23 2009 5:00PM
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Gaespar
Posts: 914 - Karma: 13
I'm In! There's so many idiots who piss me off all the time.
Nov 23 2009 6:15PM
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PeeDuBzz
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 134
this is reminding me of that southpark with the "fags" harley riders... hahah

but on a serious note i agree with the noob form kinda like the bootcamp thing in call of duty (one of them anyways) untill you get to a certian "level" or post count or something you cant contribute to NSG or SG, that would prevent any people from making a random name and being usless douchbag assholes
Nov 23 2009 6:30PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
the n00b holocaust of 09/10
sounds like a excellent plan, somebody come up with a logo and pictures so we can post it in remarks to n00b comments and arrogance.
Nov 23 2009 7:23PM
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Idahoskier420
Posts: 719 - Karma: 86
where do i find this thread. i dont want to be a banned noob
Nov 23 2009 7:29PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
this right here might have gotten you banned. theres one way to stop it and its by pay pal'ing the chief banner, rowen at t-means bitches.
its at the top.
this is also a test for my new sig
Nov 23 2009 7:32PM
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dice552
Posts: 304 - Karma: 42
whats a nob lol just kidding
Nov 23 2009 7:34PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525

what is that i hear?its the sound of love!i barely hear it beneath all that hate, but i can still make it out

thank you for actualy giving a nice comment. i cant remeber the last time i saw one of thos on ns

Nov 23 2009 7:36PM
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GreenHorn
Posts: 4896 - Karma: 1,209
hahaha perfect
Nov 23 2009 7:40PM
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C.Wood
Posts: 2524 - Karma: 180
completely agree with that 100%
they should have read the thread about what makes someone a noob and they shouldnt have to ask that
Nov 23 2009 7:55PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
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Nov 23 2009 7:58PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
i like this
Nov 23 2009 8:14PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
Best post.
Nov 23 2009 8:16PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
WELL IT'S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME!

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Nov 23 2009 8:33PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
doooo ittttt
Nov 23 2009 8:37PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,240
im in, and new page
Nov 23 2009 8:53PM
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