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Who has the best pic up lines

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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519
write your best pic up lines, here's one

Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Nov 23 2009 2:26AM
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Dsnov832
Posts: 102 - Karma: 12
haha whether you know it or not you look reaaally dumb right now
Nov 23 2009 6:55PM
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KarmaInitiative
Posts: 2028 - Karma: 174
your just like my freezer, i wanna put old meat in you
Nov 23 2009 6:55PM
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Chungyow
Posts: 56 - Karma: 5

My love for you is like diahrea i just cant hold it in

Nice legs when to they open

i lost my bed can i borrow yours

hi my names pogo wanna jump on my stick?

Nov 23 2009 7:08PM
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K2epro
Posts: 310 - Karma: 7
lemme get that becky
Nov 23 2009 7:11PM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468
makes no sense...
Nov 23 2009 7:14PM
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JHDski47
Posts: 596 - Karma: 26
I lost my teddybear...will you sleep with me tonight?
Nov 23 2009 7:15PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
thats a Silence of the Lambs reference/quote (almost? i dont remember the exact words)
Nov 23 2009 7:33PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized?
Nov 23 2009 7:36PM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519
haha
Nov 24 2009 2:16AM
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SDrvpr
Posts: 851 - Karma: 649
do you work at subway? because you just gave me a one footer!
Nov 24 2009 2:26AM
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nipples-the-cat
Posts: 643 - Karma: 28

You’re so beautiful you make me wish I was strait

Lets face it I’m hot your hot and we both know you have a crush on me. And really, who can blame you with a gorgeous face like this. So can I snatch a kiss or vise versa (kiss a snatch)

Ahoy there fair maiden, might I trouble thee for a fisting?

You have a beautiful voice; I bet it would sound even better muffled by my penis

So do you fuck, suck, and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time with a Jesus freak?

Nov 24 2009 2:28AM
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Pirruccio
Posts: 1301 - Karma: 70
yup
Nov 24 2009 4:29AM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,435
I think you mean footlong...
Nov 24 2009 5:12AM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
i remember when i had my first beer
Nov 24 2009 6:15AM
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Freeskim@n
Posts: 732 - Karma: 203
my threads
Nov 24 2009 7:47AM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 377
haHahAHAHAH, dude got owned
/threads
Nov 24 2009 8:16AM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
you have 203 bones in your body rite? Call me wen you want another
Nov 24 2009 8:41AM
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butteredpretzel
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 866
wana have sexual intercourse?
Nov 24 2009 10:02AM
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griffin.paisley
Posts: 1520 - Karma: 38
if its true that you are what you eat i could be you by morning

how do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled, or fertilized?
Nov 24 2009 10:51AM
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griffin.paisley
Posts: 1520 - Karma: 38
wanna split a rape charge 50/50
Nov 24 2009 10:51AM
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pooalol92
Posts: 15 - Karma: 10
a man walks in to a bar and sees a woman. he tells her he is getting laid tonight. she asks how he can be so sure. the man says because i'm stronger than you.
Nov 24 2009 12:03PM
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sTr8_JiBbiN
Posts: 494 - Karma: 43
"hey are you going to be around this weekend to do anything??..... cuz ummm ya uhhhhhhh i dont think uhhhh im gona be around... my schedual is full uhhh i think." ( quote from "The Office" )
Nov 24 2009 12:08PM
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SteezinSteezer
Posts: 54 - Karma: 13
do you work at subway? cause you just gave me a foot long


did u grow up on a farm?? cause you sure know how to raise a cock
Nov 24 2009 12:31PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
both of those are reposts lolololol
Nov 24 2009 12:44PM
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J.Braun
Posts: 585 - Karma: 20

my personal favorite

"aye girl, so your either gonna put out, or get out."

Nov 24 2009 12:59PM
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brittt
Posts: 98 - Karma: 40
if any of you used a single line mentioned you would get your ass kicked and shut down by absolutely any girl..they were funny though not gunna lie. ha
Nov 24 2009 2:59PM
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Mailbox
Posts: 109 - Karma: 10
Hey, what has teeth and holds back the hulk? My zipper!
Nov 24 2009 3:04PM
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Chompo.
Posts: 4952 - Karma: 88
you look nice, just like my bentley
Nov 24 2009 3:49PM
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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59
I not only know it, I love it
Nov 24 2009 4:58PM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519
you guys should be nicer to girls, there funny but there so sexist against women, its so bad
Nov 24 2009 5:51PM
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butteredpretzel
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 866
windells session 4 cabin 10
Nov 24 2009 6:27PM
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SpaceTiger
Posts: 377 - Karma: 62
If you were an oak tree and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole ALL WINTER LONG. That's an original btw.
Nov 24 2009 6:28PM
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hue.
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 220
someone grab a fire extinguisher cause, damn girl, your smokin'
Nov 24 2009 7:00PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
hey, i'm kinda wired so...want to come over to my house so i can eat your pussy?
Nov 24 2009 7:28PM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519
ok so a couple of weeks ago me, and a couple friends were just hanging out at one of my friends house(zomb) and for some reason there was this not that attractive chick there named ketya and she was talking about all the people she's slept with and caleb was like "what about caleb" it was so smooth i laughed so hard.
Nov 24 2009 8:13PM
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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111

said in french: "T'est yeux sont d la meme couleur que ma Bentley"

translation: "your eyes are the same color as my Bentley"

thank you b-dog

Nov 24 2009 8:14PM
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kickerlicker
Posts: 820 - Karma: 11

Any engineering majors may appreciate this.

Hey baby, will you squeeze my theorem while I poly your nomial?

Nov 24 2009 9:29PM
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LockyK
Posts: 404 - Karma: 16
are you from tenesse? coz your the only 10 i see. (get out a 10 buck note) except for this one, which is yours to earn (stuff it in your draws)
Nov 24 2009 9:30PM
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Bright_Nation
Posts: 400 - Karma: 12
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Nov 24 2009 10:13PM
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Pewbz
Posts: 1 - Karma: 10
"Are you a lesbian? Wanna prove it?"
Nov 24 2009 10:24PM
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dat_ski_dude
Posts: 554 - Karma: 15

- do you wash your pants in windex, because i can see myself in them

- do you give head to strangers? No. Well then let me introduce myself

- hey baby lets play house. you can be the door and i ll slam you!

- lets go back to my place for some pizza and sex. what? you dont like pizza

Nov 24 2009 10:25PM
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mr_shifty
Posts: 316 - Karma: 16
haha thats good
Nov 24 2009 10:42PM
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snikende_asfalt
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
Barney Stinson: "paramedic trick", or "old man from the future trick" is probably the best
Nov 25 2009 5:07AM
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Bright_Nation
Posts: 400 - Karma: 12
Naw man, Mrs Stinsfire takes the cake.
Nov 25 2009 5:13AM
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snikende_asfalt
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
yeah, that's pretty awesome.. as is the "scubadiver trick"
Nov 25 2009 5:18AM
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Mr.Capone
Posts: 1227 - Karma: 109
give your cell phone to her

"I'll call you later"
Nov 25 2009 5:25AM
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shagalabagala
Posts: 2101 - Karma: 10
Going to a chocolate themed party thursday. chocolate fountains, chocolate shot glasses, baileys, the whole shebang. I'm using my roommate's brother's ID and we're the Hersh brothers... Anybody up for a Hershey's Kiss?
Nov 25 2009 10:00AM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
"you're like a championship bass. i just don't know weather to mount you or eat you"
Nov 25 2009 10:23AM
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Crock360
Posts: 2100 - Karma: 23
Your ass or mine?


Hey whats up, your place or mine, top or bottom? Allllll riiiiight
Nov 25 2009 10:34AM
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snikende_asfalt
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
I lost
Nov 25 2009 11:29AM
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