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Who has the best pic up lines

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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519
write your best pic up lines, here's one

Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Nov 23 2009 2:26AM
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Ski4frnt4445
Posts: 420 - Karma: 132
searchbar has the best ones
Nov 23 2009 2:29AM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
hey, doyou want to see the inside of a van?
Nov 23 2009 2:32AM
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Hermondo
Posts: 1244 - Karma: 52
first, searchbar.

second, i'll contribute anyway.

"Why don't you come home with me because i'm going to be having sex with you whether you're there or not"

"you might as well come home with me because you just drank about 3 martinis worth of rohypnol"
Nov 23 2009 2:37AM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
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Nov 23 2009 2:40AM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
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Nov 23 2009 2:41AM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
That's the word on the street
Nov 23 2009 2:48AM
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Bright_Nation
Posts: 400 - Karma: 12
"I'll noseslide your box if you lipslide my rail"
Nov 23 2009 2:48AM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519
I'mI'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some? Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? VWould you like some?
Nov 23 2009 3:25AM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
searchbar

Nov 23 2009 11:16AM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
I do believe it is "pick-up lines"
Nov 23 2009 11:47AM
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turtles
Posts: 410 - Karma: 30
hey baby, wanna suck my dick?
Nov 23 2009 11:48AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
does this smell like chloroform?

nice shoes, lets fuck
Nov 23 2009 12:04PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,826
Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche


If there was ever a nuclear holocaust, I could provide for you
Nov 23 2009 12:26PM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
"It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."

"I can smell your cunt."
Nov 23 2009 12:32PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
whats up! how much am i gonna have to pay to get you drunk?
Nov 23 2009 12:33PM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
may i please insert my penis into one of your orifices? (sp?)
Nov 23 2009 12:35PM
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Pee_and_Ski
Posts: 1869 - Karma: 57

i have to pee can i use your butt

Nov 23 2009 12:36PM
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dodgey
Posts: 590 - Karma: 266
hey baby are you jamaican? cuz jamaican me crazy
Nov 23 2009 1:12PM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,230
Hey baby are you jamaican? cuz you wreak of weed and if you're high I can prolly get laid.
Nov 23 2009 1:15PM
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dodgey
Posts: 590 - Karma: 266
haha much better. you win
Nov 23 2009 1:16PM
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Tripplesixty
Posts: 835 - Karma: 148
this
Nov 23 2009 1:20PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903

Mañana por la mañana, te preparé los huevos por el desayuno, siempre que me des los tuyos esta noche.

Nov 23 2009 1:23PM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
rephrase:

"bitch this dick don't suck its self"
Nov 23 2009 1:25PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
haven't you learned that girls don't like pick up lines yet? i prefer to fuck girls with some intelligence so I find intelligent conversation to be the best way to get laid. and everything beyond that is all in the eyes and the smiles.
Nov 23 2009 1:25PM
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General_Ripper
Posts: 3327 - Karma: 189
god i hope your being sarcastic.........dumb girls = win
Nov 23 2009 1:29PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
so i give it multiple handjobs to keep it happy"

lol pwn3d. no hard feelings, im just bored.
Nov 23 2009 1:30PM
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Ko-Pain
Posts: 202 - Karma: 17
wow.
Nov 23 2009 1:59PM
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Elden-JR
Posts: 199 - Karma: 10

these r kind of good but most of them suck

Nov 23 2009 2:01PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215

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A pick-up line: a line of pick-ups
Nov 23 2009 2:05PM
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wiscorider
Posts: 308 - Karma: 32
are you in karate? cause your body is kickin
Nov 23 2009 3:13PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
wow, what? it's the truth. pick up lines only work on dumb bitches & then you wake up feeling gross all over. fuck that.
Nov 23 2009 3:23PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
"do you have a mirror in your pants? because i can see myself in them."
"Where you born on a farm? because you sure know how to raise cocks"
Nov 23 2009 3:26PM
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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59
Ohh man I watched that episode last night, good good stuff
Nov 23 2009 3:29PM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
I may not be fred flinstone but i sure can make your bed rock
Nov 23 2009 3:36PM
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COLONELSanders
Posts: 97 - Karma: 18
I'm not an expert in hardware but i can tell you'd be able to screw my nuts off.

wanna fuck or should i call my lawyer?

ya know I'm an astronaut and my next trip is to uranus.
Nov 23 2009 3:47PM
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SmokeyTheBear
Posts: 492 - Karma: 24
For the nerds:
Shift! Look at the asymptote on this motherfunction!

Let me be RNA polymerase so i can unzip your genes
Nov 23 2009 4:41PM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272

oh and i forgot this one

you give her something and say "this ones on me but maybe later i can get on you"

Nov 23 2009 5:24PM
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PeeDuBzz
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 134
thread/
Nov 23 2009 5:35PM
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*Get_ill*
Posts: 344 - Karma: 6

wanna go out for pizza and some sex?

uhh no

what you dont like pizza?

and you got somethin on your chest...my eyes

Nov 23 2009 5:37PM
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tremp
Posts: 273 - Karma: 10
if we flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
Nov 23 2009 5:38PM
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adamlukowski
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 311
You've got 206 bones in your body. Want one more?
Nov 23 2009 5:43PM
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ShoulderSurfer
Posts: 456 - Karma: 12
me: "how much does a polar bear weigh?"

her: "i dont know"

me: "enough to break the ice; my name is tim."
Nov 23 2009 5:46PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
you just drank 3 martinis worth of rohypnol.... so you may as well just come home with me now.
Nov 23 2009 5:50PM
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wildkeykal
Posts: 166 - Karma: 10
My first and only was epic, "would you like to do some mushrooms?"
Nov 23 2009 6:00PM
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LMPJibbin
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 17
win
Nov 23 2009 6:05PM
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njwa88
Posts: 465 - Karma: 15
Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room...


How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice - can I have your number?


I've got some Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the Rainbow?


Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Nov 23 2009 6:17PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
no, everybody and their fucking mom knows that one
how about

Ask a girl to buy her a drink. She responds "I have a boyfriend". Then you respond, "Well, I have goldfish". Her response will be like whaaatttt??? Then you say, "Oh, im sorry, i thought we were talking about shit that dosent matter".

That ones clever
Nov 23 2009 6:23PM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
Wait, episode? Where do you think that quote comes from?
Nov 23 2009 6:33PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
i see what you did there...
Nov 23 2009 6:34PM
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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59
south park its the one where bebe gets boobs or whatever, cartman says it...
Nov 23 2009 6:35PM
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