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A tricky question(for those who have a skiing addiction)

304NordMan

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The planet has been captured by aliens. They are controling the climate so that snow does not fall. Heres my question:live a life without snowand skiing, or let them kill you on the spot?

Nov 21 2009 6:30PM

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El_Barto.

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i can live without skiing, sure its fun and all but you gotta either be insane or lying to choose death

Nov 21 2009 6:32PM

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Gameboy

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Random Question...

But i would like to stay alive. I'm sure mountains would be covered with snowflex. Or i could just ski backyard summer set-up. It's not the best but at least it's fun.

Nov 21 2009 6:33PM

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Drail

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why isn't killing the aliens an option?

Nov 21 2009 6:34PM

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7-11_Slurpee

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It's not like skiing is the ONLY thing in my life. Theirs plenty more things i could occupy my life with. My girl, mountain biking etc.

Nov 21 2009 6:46PM

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popNfresh44

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I would get a shotgun and go rambo on their asses.

Nov 21 2009 7:20PM

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Ski_ThEast

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exactly but no i could easily survive without snow

Nov 21 2009 7:24PM

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Drail

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you guys are missing a huge part of this whole thing. skiing aside, without snow building in the mountains in the winter - most of western north america will be fucked. the ecosystem/human society is extremely dependent on the snowpack that builds in the winter.

Nov 21 2009 7:27PM

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A.P.

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If they could control the climate, I'd make them make it always snow in the mountains then kill them or keep them as my mother fucking pet on a leash

Nov 21 2009 7:30PM

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panojibber

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If snow isn't falling we have bigger problems lol.

NS would form an underground resistance and fight the aliens off. Somewhat like independence day?

Nov 21 2009 7:36PM

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TheWiseOne

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Al Gore is an alien!!!!! I knew it. Id probably live and invest my lifes savings in snoflex and pvc

Nov 21 2009 8:12PM

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fk.ths.noys

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Assuming they have us completely overpowered to the point we can't fight back..

If they've got this place heated up so it's hot, with no winter...

I choose death

Nov 21 2009 8:15PM

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KennyC

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this

Nov 21 2009 8:25PM

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Malcolm

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get them all deported

Nov 21 2009 8:25PM

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p-fo

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fuck those choices. i dont like em. im gonna go kill all the aliens with a flamethrower and solve the problem

Nov 21 2009 8:42PM

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SirFryanator

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my thoughts exactly

Nov 21 2009 8:44PM

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304NordMan

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ok, keep them comin. but no, killing the aliens are not an option. not even jesus could kill these bastards

Nov 21 2009 10:44PM

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jamodeo

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AVP bitches

Nov 21 2009 11:03PM

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wh@t

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for honor.

Nov 22 2009 4:43AM

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I_Am_Mod

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i would slice the aliens head of with a ski, then steal the climate change machine and start a new ice age with massive snowstorms !!

Nov 22 2009 5:06AM

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chicken

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i'll go surfing

Nov 22 2009 5:27AM

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304NordMan

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ok, lets make this more difficult:

You are alowed to go rambo and save skiing. but, if you decide to kill the aliens, you end up dying. would you sacrafice your life in order to right the earths climate and bring joy to skiers?

Nov 22 2009 11:36AM

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