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How do the cults work?

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BogusChicK
Posts: 183 - Karma: 9
I can't join any cults..is it because i'm new?
how many posts must I have?

thanks

jessica :)
Mar 23 2004 6:24PM
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_alli_
Posts: 1792 - Karma: 34
you have to get an invite from one of the cult masters.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
Mar 23 2004 6:30PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
i bet postwhore wouldnt mind if she joined his cult

handicaped skiing
is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis






I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


Mar 23 2004 6:58PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
you gotta go down on the cult leader

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'I just defragmented all my viruses so they run faster.'
Mar 23 2004 7:07PM
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BogusChicK
Posts: 183 - Karma: 9
hehe..no. So I have too be invited by who?
Mar 23 2004 7:44PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
the cult leader might invite you, after youve gone down on him or her.

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
--->CCR*

'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3
Mar 23 2004 7:47PM
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BogusChicK
Posts: 183 - Karma: 9
no that's nasty
Mar 23 2004 7:49PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
tsk tsk


TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Here Comes A Special Boy!
Mar 23 2004 7:54PM
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Swirly999
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 10
i dunno if u go down on one and its real good itll get you into a lot of cults, or you could just messages the leaders but choose wisly because there are some very good and interesting cults then there are the mostly dead ones.
-Scott
Mar 23 2004 8:18PM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
Hey your not that far from me what I think 30 miles well I can get you into NW FAT TWINS if you suck my dick how does that sound.

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

Mar 23 2004 10:43PM
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