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Anyone hear about this whole end of the wrld thing tonight

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8088
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http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/15/science/15risk.html check that out its called the Large Hadron Collider. Basicly it can tell us a butt load about science or create a black hole thats going to swallow and crush the world. so thanks for everything NS becuase i might die tonight
Nov 20 2009 7:34PM
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notomatoplz
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nothing new.
Nov 20 2009 7:35PM
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Dosh
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i haz drugz
Nov 20 2009 7:36PM
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pommes_vertes.
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A)  Everybody already knows about the LHC.

B)  It's not going to do anything other than what it's intended to do.  Stop being stupid.
Nov 20 2009 7:38PM
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SacAttack
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we will all die of inflation before the black whole is created so dont worry
Nov 20 2009 7:39PM
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tommyp1ckles
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the lhc does what happens constantly in our atmosphere naturally

technically it could create a black hole but the chances are that are astronomically low
Nov 20 2009 7:41PM
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8088
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well i didnt no so stop being a duche fag
Nov 20 2009 7:46PM
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OhMyBosh
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It is actually news because it was turned on again today after they did loads of repairs and shit on it because it broke last time.


It could create a black hole, however, if it did, the black whole would be so small and exist for a fraction of a second so it wont affect us at all.
I also dont think theyre going to be ramping it up to 100% for a few more months.
Nov 20 2009 7:52PM
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user098123
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Yep.
Nov 20 2009 7:54PM
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Slinger1x1
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collider?
I hardly know her!

Nov 20 2009 8:34PM
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.Roockley.
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just a heads up, they have set some webcams up near to where the first set of collisions are set to take place at around 4am GMT

http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html

i'm going to be asleep so let me know what goes down




Nov 20 2009 8:34PM
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geteducated
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it would be such a cool way to go out though wouldn't it?
Nov 20 2009 8:58PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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No, we couldn't tell anyone about it. Everyone would be wherever you end up when you die and be like "hey how'd you die, oh, also that black hole, yeah me too."

I do wonder how that would feel though, I know people would describe it as being stretched out to some unimaginable proportion, but I can't say I know the feeling.
Nov 20 2009 9:05PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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So wait, they're turning this on tonight?
Nov 20 2009 9:09PM
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geteducated
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you don't have to be able to tell someone about something for it to be cool. 
Nov 20 2009 9:12PM
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.brian
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the articles from april 15,2008, read the top, jesus ns get it together

Nov 20 2009 9:15PM
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OhMyBosh
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you dont get stretched out like a cartoon you idiot. you'd die instantly the second you passed the event horizon.
Nov 20 2009 9:20PM
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PacificRimJob
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Nobody's died of inflation lol...

Not even the Weimar Republic died of Inflation haha.
Nov 20 2009 9:20PM
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prontocuts.com
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Didnt you already say this in another LHC thread?
Nov 20 2009 9:23PM
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3mania
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at least i got to make some turns and spin a couple of 3's on my last day.
Nov 20 2009 9:26PM
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PacificRimJob
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It did allow hitler to rise though oooo, scary.
Nov 20 2009 9:35PM
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skiierman
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2012 you dummy lolz
Nov 20 2009 9:38PM
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207
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last year the same thing happened with the haldron coullender. (sp) Everyone thought they were going to die haha.
Nov 20 2009 9:39PM
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griffin.paisley
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ZOMG SCIENCEZZZZ CONFUZZLEING ME
Nov 20 2009 9:44PM
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Proletariat.
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this will put all your fears to an end regarding blackholes at the particle accelerator

http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2008/09/the-large-hadro/

Nov 20 2009 9:51PM
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karmagod
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Well you're a fucking retard who must be completely oblivious to the outside world.
Nov 20 2009 9:52PM
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k-rob
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yeahhh the energy needed to create a legit black hole can't be found here on earth. but people will be retarded, so i'll let them be retarded.
Nov 20 2009 10:06PM
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AgentOrange11
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not a good idea to make this thread man
Nov 20 2009 10:39PM
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cultrara
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Nov 20 2009 10:47PM
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.brian
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telefrancais!
Nov 20 2009 10:48PM
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cultrara
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^ I just wanted to lighten the mood
Nov 20 2009 10:49PM
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Been.stick
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my grandmother knows about this
therefore the world knows
Nov 20 2009 10:50PM
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An10a_Eng
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any black hole created by the LHC would be too small to sustain it self and would disappear with in microseconds. take a fucking physics class you retards
Nov 20 2009 11:02PM
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Steezius_Maximus
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he was right everyone knows this mr angry face and there has been like 50 fucking threads about this in the last week so read em or searchbar
Nov 20 2009 11:15PM
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hellomynameisjef
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lol hardon
Nov 20 2009 11:41PM
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TheButterHashira
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They said on the universe show on history channel that there might be tiny black holes all over anyways so...
I am pretty sure the LHC is doing most of the same things fermilab here in the states has done for years, only the LHC is bigger and more powerful.
Nov 20 2009 11:42PM
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Slinger1x1
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as you get sucked in, you would be able to see people for a split second, but they wouldn't be able to see you. Then you would be ripped a part down to trillions of single atoms.
it would be quick and painless
Nov 20 2009 11:52PM
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MANDER
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haha that was awesome.
Nov 20 2009 11:57PM
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Snowgoner
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on the end of the world topic:  i just saw 2012 and it was horrible.
Nov 21 2009 12:02AM
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LadySaGa
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ugh im gonna be pissed if i wake up dead.
Nov 21 2009 12:02AM
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deleted5
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I'm going to bed I'll read it tomorrow
Nov 21 2009 12:03AM
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fsscott
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wooooow kid just get out

it's cool, and real sciency, but it's not gonna end the fucking world, ever

these collisions they're re creating in the collider happen thousands, millions of times a second in our universe, if they really were any big deal at all we'd know about them already


Nov 21 2009 12:09AM
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p-fo
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but its not 2012 yet...
Nov 21 2009 12:11AM
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Slinger1x1
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sleep with me, i'll keep you safe
Nov 21 2009 12:12AM
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LadySaGa
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eh thanks but getting sucked into a black hole isnt THAT bad...
Nov 21 2009 12:19AM
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p-fo
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i think thats exactly what he has in mind
Nov 21 2009 12:29AM
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geteducated
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^this is too easy.
Nov 21 2009 1:17AM
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no_steeze
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me too

good note to end on
Nov 21 2009 1:18AM
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LadySaGa
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shit. i set myself up badddd
Nov 21 2009 1:18AM
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meth_time
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Nov 21 2009 1:21AM
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Chickendodo
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Nov 21 2009 3:01AM
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