Replying to Succubus saga continues

A  succubus has  entered my home and stolen the soul of my brother.


 characteristics of her


1... smelly... most succubus smell bad she is no different. She takes long moratoriums from hygenic responsibilities... so gross!
2.... she is a master at guilt tripping. She thinks  her emotions are gods emotions and should never be seen as irrational or self self indulgence.
3... she is a bitch.. her whole  life consists of talking shit on people and making her self feel better, but sadily she is the one who sucks at life.
4. she eats bugs.... although i dont have any hard evidence  of this , i think she eats cock roaches and cats late at night when no one is around.
5.. she has warped my brothers mind.. she has alienated him from everyone in our family and his friends... it is now just the succubus and the brother..
6. she is annoying... she has no sense of humor, does not let my brother just be a bro, and she talks no stop for hours on end.



what i can do?

 I plan on going to the hard ware store to get some weapons... maybe a wooden steak and a nail gun? I also plan on hitting  up the wow forums to find some tips on how to deal with evil spirits. Another suggestion  proposed by  my brother is to sell her on ebay and send her away to some horny man in mexico... he also wants to poison her, but i think that is a little over the top.

 (  a kid on heelies just hit a crack and ate shit.. too funny...)


 well wish me luck... my brothers and I are going to go skiing with no succubus this weekend.. so hopefully we can win him back and show him how rad having a good time is.