A succubus has entered my home and stolen the soul of my brother.
characteristics of her
1...
smelly... most succubus smell bad she is no different. She takes long
moratoriums from hygenic responsibilities... so gross!
2.... she is
a master at guilt tripping. She thinks her emotions are gods emotions
and should never be seen as irrational or self self indulgence.
3...
she is a bitch.. her whole life consists of talking shit on people and
making her self feel better, but sadily she is the one who sucks at
life.
4. she eats bugs.... although i dont have any hard evidence
of this , i think she eats cock roaches and cats late at night when no
one is around.
5.. she has warped my brothers mind.. she has
alienated him from everyone in our family and his friends... it is now
just the succubus and the brother..
6. she is annoying... she has no sense of humor, does not let my brother just be a bro, and she talks no stop for hours on end.
what i can do?
I
plan on going to the hard ware store to get some weapons... maybe a
wooden steak and a nail gun? I also plan on hitting up the wow forums
to find some tips on how to deal with evil spirits. Another suggestion
proposed by my brother is to sell her on ebay and send her away to
some horny man in mexico... he also wants to poison her, but i think
that is a little over the top.
( a kid on heelies just hit a crack and ate shit.. too funny...)
well
wish me luck... my brothers and I are going to go skiing with no
succubus this weekend.. so hopefully we can win him back and show him
how rad having a good time is.
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