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deathbystereo163
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Donald Duck walks into a pharmacy. The pharmacist asks him if he needs help finding anything. 'Oh, I just need some chapstick,' says Donald Duck. The pharmacist hands him some chapstick and asks, 'How would you like to pay for that today, Mr. Duck?' Donald replies, 'Just put it on my bill'


=)
Mar 23 2004 3:39PM
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4skizzle
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whatever.










Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
Mar 23 2004 3:53PM
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always_ski
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I want the last 30 seconds of my life back
Mar 23 2004 3:57PM
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linemaverick540
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wow, that was lame


member5054
Mar 23 2004 3:57PM
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deathbystereo163
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haha
Mar 23 2004 3:57PM
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deathbystereo163
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what the hell are you talking about!?!?! thats awesome?!?!
Mar 23 2004 3:58PM
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petek
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it was pretty sick!


we shall call him gmlr
Mar 23 2004 4:37PM
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IceKey
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i think its funny



Short Skis Suck, Long Skis Truck
Mar 23 2004 4:39PM
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Lateralis
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ahaha i love lame jokes like that


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 23 2004 5:11PM
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freeride1260
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it made my chuckle


Anti-Flag

-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-
Mar 23 2004 5:18PM
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rugbydave
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I can talk like Donald Duck...
I'll smack you in the mouth, I'm Neil Diamond

Sex is a race and I always win...
Mar 23 2004 5:27PM
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snowforblood
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that joke probably came right off a popsickle stick


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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

=w=

franky - You've got a beat like a cop

hello boys
Mar 23 2004 5:40PM
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deathbystereo163
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haha, could you fit that on a popsicle stick?

Mar 23 2004 10:07PM
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akskier
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i put my popsicle stick in your mom last night. god im so gay.
its not my fault you suck.
Mar 23 2004 10:09PM
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ECFS-Attitash
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why chapstick?
Mar 23 2004 10:20PM
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Jasmine
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haha that's pretty cute. somehow i knew it would end like that.




''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''
P. J. O'Rourke
Mar 23 2004 10:21PM
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SaraJ
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that made me laugh, but why would Donald duck need chapstick anyways?

-Sara

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Mar 23 2004 10:35PM
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deathbystereo163
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ummm, his bill was chapped?
Mar 24 2004 9:21AM
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canadianhotchik
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hehe that made me smile
-*~*~Caitie*~*~
Mar 24 2004 5:15PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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i disagree, so george bush goes to nasa he says 'i want to put a man on the sun' the guys at nasa look at him like he's retarted and say 'but president bush the suns too hot to land a man on the surface' and bush does that chuckle thing and goes 'no i got it all figured out... we do it at night'





Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
Mar 24 2004 6:32PM
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Sinister
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what are you disagreeing about?
That bush thing was hilarious!
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Fuck it.I'm bored
Mar 24 2004 6:34PM
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freeskiing04
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these comments are funnier than the jokes ;)
-Ira
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*Northeast Cult*
Mar 24 2004 7:10PM
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linemaverick540
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why is your thing ?? and not no life or addict or anything? anyways... the bush thing is funny haha


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Mar 24 2004 7:41PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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at 2000 it just says ?? and then once you have 2001 it changes





Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
Mar 24 2004 7:42PM
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freeskiing04
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fuck that i missed it :(
-Ira
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*Northeast Cult*
Mar 24 2004 7:43PM
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deathbystereo163
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haha!!! that george bush one is awesome!!
Mar 24 2004 10:52PM
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snowforblood
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Jim breuer makes a great donald duck impression


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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

=w=

franky - You've got a beat like a cop

hello boys
Mar 24 2004 10:52PM
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cubber
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this is not stolen from 1337 cause this thread is from 04. science.

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Mar 28 2012 11:41AM
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1337
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:)
Mar 28 2012 11:42AM
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maximiliaan
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wut
Mar 28 2012 11:45AM
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BenWest
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so confused.
Mar 28 2012 1:27PM
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ORDEAL
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Moar Dolan comic!
Mar 28 2012 2:49PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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lol
Mar 28 2012 2:54PM
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.travis.
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yeah dude, why don't you hop in your time machine, go back 8 years and say that to her face!
Mar 28 2012 3:01PM
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Peter.
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yay dolan comics
Mar 28 2012 3:39PM
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270on420out
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Puns are the lowest form of comedy next to David Bowie jokes
Mar 28 2012 5:02PM
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