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Tall Tees While Dumping

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SHampson
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I've heard all this talk about Tall Tee Tuesday.  This brings us to the real question.  What are your methods for taking dumps on a day when you're wearing your tall tee? How do you not get that shit in the way?
16 years ago
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doublexl
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hmmm lets think about this....

i mean really? go fuck yourself
16 years ago
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Number_9
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If I wore a Tall Tee, I'd probably lift it up.
16 years ago
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Bloc_chain
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lift it up! its not hard
16 years ago
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andrew.
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i take the bottom and put it up around my shoulders.  it works so far.
16 years ago
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Monique*
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liiiffttttt ittt
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Jamestown
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Well when I pee, I pull my pants down all the way and pull the tall tee up as high as possible.
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Monique*
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hahahaah sexyy
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derbski
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whats with all of the hate on this thread, somebody further down as well. Chill out folks.

anyways, if you wanted to be classy, you could hang it up on a hook, if not you can just lift it up.
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Black-Bandanna
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B-runge
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stupid
question
?
16 years ago
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ChefBoyardee
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pull it up over your head.. acts as a sort of respirator for the nasty dumps
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Dirty.Harry.
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mask ftw
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triebby
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Real gangstaz piss and shit straight through their tall teez while afterbangin. get learned.
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Aton.Jones
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i cut a poop hole in mine
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hokkanee
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just get naked. Its super comfortable
16 years ago
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Jamestown
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Actually, I take off my tall tee because it is the only piece of cloth big enough to use as a sling and keep my penis out of the toilet.
16 years ago
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Funnel
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What a wonderful piece of literature.
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Ski4frnt4445
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butters has the answers to all questions

16 years ago
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Idahoskier420
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haha i wish check the thread "are tall tees still cool"
16 years ago
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Abc567def
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I just shit in my tall T and then buy another one the next day. Seems to be working fine so far
16 years ago
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yojimbo
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your a naked pooper! hahaha. i know a kid who shits naked no matter where he is. so strange.
16 years ago
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cultrara
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this is my solution
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HR8938Cephei
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You obviously don't even have to poop while wearing a tall tee because tall tees give you magical powers that make you poop disintegrate before you even have to go
16 years ago
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Z_rob
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16 years ago
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danbrown
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Last year I took a successful dump with my tall tee on, but then I wiped my ass with it. I thought I was wiping with toilet paper, but I had the toilet paper on the outside of the shirt and it just felt like it.

True story.
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Ski.Ballet
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This. Seriously, what a stupid question.
16 years ago
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sTr8_JiBbiN
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YESSS
16 years ago
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Chilly_Willy
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Actually tall tees make me have to poop more.
16 years ago
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SHampson
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Ha thanks for the bump on my thread Wylie.
16 years ago
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debrickshaw
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beat me to it
thats exactly what went through my mind, 10/10 for you good sir!
16 years ago
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STREETS
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Logged on just to quote this amazing response.
16 years ago
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DirtYStylE
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Tall Tee Tuesday > Casual Friday
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tsingtaofanatic
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SHampsonI've heard all this talk about Tall Tee Tuesday. This brings us to the real question. What are your methods for taking dumps on a day when you're wearing your tall tee? How do you not get that shit in the way?


Now THIS is the topic we should be discussing.

The best way is to pull it up, hold it (the tall t) and lean forward, then drop the deuce.

I found this is the best way
7 years ago
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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JamestownWell when I pee, I pull my pants down all the way and pull the tall tee up as high as possible.


I pull my pants and jocks to my ankles and hold my tall tee under my chin
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tsingtaofanatic
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danbrownLast year I took a successful dump with my tall tee on, but then I wiped my ass with it. I thought I was wiping with toilet paper, but I had the toilet paper on the outside of the shirt and it just felt like it. True story.


So you had shit all over your tall t?
7 years ago
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OregonDead
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Clicked thinking powder.
Remembered this is NSG and immediately regretted it.
7 years ago
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danbrown
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satanworshipperSo you had shit all over your tall t?


It wasn't "all over" it, but there was definitely a wipe streak on the inside of it, similar to one you'd see on toilet paper after wiping your ass.
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tsingtaofanatic
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danbrownIt wasn't "all over" it, but there was definitely a wipe streak on the inside of it, similar to one you'd see on toilet paper after wiping your ass.


Damn. That isn’t too bad but still kinda shit
7 years ago
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tsingtaofanatic
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