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Tall Tees While Dumping

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SHampson
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I've heard all this talk about Tall Tee Tuesday.  This brings us to the real question.  What are your methods for taking dumps on a day when you're wearing your tall tee? How do you not get that shit in the way?
Nov 19 2009 11:48PM
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doublexl
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hmmm lets think about this....

i mean really? go fuck yourself
Nov 19 2009 11:49PM
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Number_9
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If I wore a Tall Tee, I'd probably lift it up.
Nov 19 2009 11:49PM
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Balto
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lift it up! its not hard
Nov 19 2009 11:50PM
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andrew.
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i take the bottom and put it up around my shoulders.  it works so far.
Nov 19 2009 11:51PM
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Monique*
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liiiffttttt ittt
Nov 19 2009 11:51PM
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Jamestown
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Well when I pee, I pull my pants down all the way and pull the tall tee up as high as possible.
Nov 19 2009 11:52PM
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Monique*
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hahahaah sexyy
Nov 19 2009 11:53PM
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derbski
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whats with all of the hate on this thread, somebody further down as well. Chill out folks.

anyways, if you wanted to be classy, you could hang it up on a hook, if not you can just lift it up.
Nov 19 2009 11:53PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Nov 19 2009 11:56PM
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B-runge
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stupid
question
?
Nov 20 2009 12:27AM
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ChefBoyardee
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pull it up over your head.. acts as a sort of respirator for the nasty dumps
Nov 20 2009 12:44AM
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Dirty.Harry.
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mask ftw
Nov 20 2009 12:49AM
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triebby
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Real gangstaz piss and shit straight through their tall teez while afterbangin. get learned.
Nov 20 2009 1:01AM
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Aton.Jones
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i cut a poop hole in mine
Nov 20 2009 1:15AM
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hokkanee
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just get naked. Its super comfortable
Nov 20 2009 1:17AM
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Jamestown
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Actually, I take off my tall tee because it is the only piece of cloth big enough to use as a sling and keep my penis out of the toilet.
Nov 20 2009 1:24AM
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Funnel
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What a wonderful piece of literature.
Nov 20 2009 1:27AM
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Ski4frnt4445
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butters has the answers to all questions

Nov 20 2009 1:33AM
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Idahoskier420
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haha i wish check the thread "are tall tees still cool"
Nov 20 2009 1:39AM
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Abc567def
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I just shit in my tall T and then buy another one the next day. Seems to be working fine so far
Nov 20 2009 2:05AM
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yojimbo
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your a naked pooper! hahaha. i know a kid who shits naked no matter where he is. so strange.
Nov 20 2009 7:42AM
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cultrara
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this is my solution
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Nov 20 2009 8:52AM
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HR8938Cephei
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You obviously don't even have to poop while wearing a tall tee because tall tees give you magical powers that make you poop disintegrate before you even have to go
Nov 20 2009 9:39AM
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Z_rob
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Nov 20 2009 11:16AM
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danbrown
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Last year I took a successful dump with my tall tee on, but then I wiped my ass with it. I thought I was wiping with toilet paper, but I had the toilet paper on the outside of the shirt and it just felt like it.

True story.
Nov 20 2009 11:19AM
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Ski.Ballet
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This. Seriously, what a stupid question.
Nov 20 2009 11:22AM
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sTr8_JiBbiN
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YESSS
Nov 20 2009 11:54AM
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Chilly_Willy
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Actually tall tees make me have to poop more.
Nov 24 2009 11:48PM
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SHampson
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Ha thanks for the bump on my thread Wylie.
Nov 25 2009 12:36AM
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debrickshaw
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beat me to it
thats exactly what went through my mind, 10/10 for you good sir!
Nov 25 2009 12:39AM
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STREETS
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Logged on just to quote this amazing response.
Nov 25 2009 12:41AM
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DirtYStylE
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Tall Tee Tuesday > Casual Friday
Dec 27 2018 6:54PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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SHampsonI've heard all this talk about Tall Tee Tuesday. This brings us to the real question. What are your methods for taking dumps on a day when you're wearing your tall tee? How do you not get that shit in the way?


Now THIS is the topic we should be discussing.

The best way is to pull it up, hold it (the tall t) and lean forward, then drop the deuce.

I found this is the best way
Dec 27 2018 9:02PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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JamestownWell when I pee, I pull my pants down all the way and pull the tall tee up as high as possible.


I pull my pants and jocks to my ankles and hold my tall tee under my chin
Dec 27 2018 10:08PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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danbrownLast year I took a successful dump with my tall tee on, but then I wiped my ass with it. I thought I was wiping with toilet paper, but I had the toilet paper on the outside of the shirt and it just felt like it. True story.


So you had shit all over your tall t?
Dec 28 2018 1:53AM
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OregonDead
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Clicked thinking powder.
Remembered this is NSG and immediately regretted it.
Dec 28 2018 10:28PM
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danbrown
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satanworshipperSo you had shit all over your tall t?


It wasn't "all over" it, but there was definitely a wipe streak on the inside of it, similar to one you'd see on toilet paper after wiping your ass.
Dec 31 2018 11:42AM
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tsingtaofanatic
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danbrownIt wasn't "all over" it, but there was definitely a wipe streak on the inside of it, similar to one you'd see on toilet paper after wiping your ass.


Damn. That isn’t too bad but still kinda shit
Dec 31 2018 2:03PM
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tsingtaofanatic
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Dec 31 2018 5:40PM
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