worst sick you've ever been

i ate some bad toffee, the mackintosh shit in the plaid box. made me sicker 'n fuck. extreme pain cramps and voilent puking for like 3 days. asspiss like whoa. that shit was forged by lucifer himself.

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

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the one where I have grammer that's bad.

-Pat Melvin
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mono- i had it and gave it to my gf then i got it again. i was sick for a whole winter it seems.



what time is it?.....4:20

pink eye sucks...i was trhowin up, and my eye was full of puss, if i went to sleep i would wake up and my eye would be crusted over and i couldnt open it...also you cant rub it or acratch it cause it makes your eye 10 times worse.
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when I was about 11 years old I had some bad taco salad. was in the bathroom pissing shit out of my ass and puking for like 2 hrs straight


yay skiing

Sars really took its toll on me no umm i had walking Pneaumonia that was a bitch and it hangs on for like nearly 1-2




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i had spaghettios around 4 years ago... my brother had them too. and we were laying in bed sleeping, and within 5 minutes apart, i was puking up spaghettios and yelling 'MOM MOM!!!' at the same time my brother was! (it must have hit us at the same time) and we threw up straight through the night. almost every 20 minutes we barfed more and more! my poor mother just spent her whole night running from bathroom to bathrooom and taking very short naps on our bedroom floors. i felt so bad for her...but of course i felt bad for me too... because i was like throwing up my insides!!! but i am not normally that sick, so i am glad it only happens on occasion.


~*Michelle

->'the CD goes right here. the speakers... oh well one of 'em's broken, but THIS speaker is good, and these wires, they are really good!'

awe miche awe awe siiick!!!well anyways i had a pretty gnarly flu... it started like on january 23 or something and lasted til like the 10th of febuary. i felt like up chucking every morning, and just thinking of eating made me hurl. ewwwe, and another one i had was in november when i was about to go to OC fur a soccer tourny... i lost my voice and it hurt like hell. sicknesses aint chill.
'the' pistol chick

puked 9 times and lost like 10 pounds





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'

when I was like 9 or 10 years old a had a fever and it rose so much that once it was at 104 degrees it kept rising to my parents rushed me to the hospital and before they gave me medication, I had gotten so hot that I was having seizures. it was nuts, the nurses and doctor were all holding me down and I was screaming at the top of my lungs.


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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

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franky - You've got a beat like a cop

hello boys

but then I got jello...


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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

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franky - You've got a beat like a cop

hello boys

a few years ago i ate some real stale sushi at this ghetto restaurant in my town and then i went home and had like 4 taco bell chalupas. i only ate a few pieces of sushi cuz it tasted real nasty and stale, but i scarfed down the tacos like nobodies business. a couple hours later i was sitting on the couch watching hockey or something and i just felt this huge thing of puke shoot up my throat, so i tried to hold it back by covering my mouth, and it just shot out my nose. then i had to shit all the sudden but couldnt decide whether to shit or puke, so i grabbed this bucket my mom gave me, got on the crapper, and shat and puked at the same time. it was pretty smelly. but after i was done i was real hungry so i ate a ton of pizza and went to bed. and since then the 25th day of December has been know as Christmas. thats right kids. i invented christmas. fin.
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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]

when i was in grade 1 i got this virus that attacks muscel tissue. it atacked my legs. I went to sleep one day perfectly fine, woke up the next and couldnt walk. I had a 2% chance of recovery. that meant that i was most likley going to be in a wheelchair for the rest of my life. but luckely i recovered (the only one out of the 9 who contracted it) and i can walk. That was the sickest i had ever been.
-Thom Savery
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'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3

Once I had a fever of 100+ for 3 days straight, I didn't puke or anything, I just laid there, at one point my temp. got up to 104 just like the dude a few posts up, I didn't have any bad effects like seizures or anything like that. The thing is, when you have that high of a fever your brain goes dead, seriously, I laid down for 3 days straight, only getting up for pissin, eatin ect... I couldn't sleep, it sucked so bad, I couldn't think, I seriously was half-retardedd, and since I was and couldn't sleep I just laid there with my eyes closed for 3 days.

Another time, I was drinkin some water outa the creek behind my house, and the next day i puked 16 times.



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