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Smirnoff lid wont stay on

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meth_time
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it keeps falling off, i used pliers to tighten it a while ago which worked for a bit but after a while it stops.
help ns
Nov 19 2009 9:14PM
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doublexl
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drink the whole thing
Nov 19 2009 9:14PM
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Dosh
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you gotta drink all dat shit
Nov 19 2009 9:14PM
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LadySaGa
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finish the bottle and you wont have this problem. or put it in a water bottle
Nov 19 2009 9:15PM
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yojimbo
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chug it or transfer it.
Nov 19 2009 9:15PM
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Mr.Panda
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Are you talking about plain Smirnoff Vodka or Smirnoff Ice? Cause the cap for the Smirnoff Ice will not go back on and if you can't tighten the cap on the regular Smirnoff Vodka bottle, then you have some issues.
Nov 19 2009 9:17PM
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1337
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you may want to check this website out
it will help you get back on the road to recovery. good luck buddy
Nov 19 2009 9:19PM
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-ROY-
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smirnoff?
Nov 19 2009 9:30PM
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no_steeze
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if you drink smirnoff then you can store the rest in your vagina
Nov 19 2009 9:33PM
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meth_time
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smirnoff is the shit, go die.
and it would be retarded to drink the whole thing by myself at my house, when i could be drinking it tomorrow with a bunch of people.
its not smirnoff ice, just regular smirnoff, iknow that it would seem the lid would stay on easily but i fucked it when i was drunk, and i think i might have dropped it while trying to carry our passed out friend.
Nov 19 2009 9:33PM
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rj.
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is this thread necessary? ...
Nov 19 2009 9:36PM
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Slinger1x1
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sounds like you shouldn't be drinking anyway
Nov 19 2009 9:44PM
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Mooserz
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i may have to try that
Nov 19 2009 9:46PM
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jibbinc.
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Are you even 16?
Nov 19 2009 9:48PM
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Mr.Panda
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Didn't Manswers say you could die from doing that?
Nov 19 2009 9:48PM
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t-roy
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honestly, this is one of the most pointless threads i have seen created in recent times.

if you spent 10 seconds you could think of a solution. even if you left it open, vodka won't exactly spoil that quickly\.
Nov 19 2009 9:49PM
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Mooserz
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didnt see that episode/ but its worth the risk
Nov 19 2009 9:49PM
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meth_time
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no shit, it wouldjust be a pain if on my journeys the lid fell off and i tripped, or tilted it, or somthing.
Nov 19 2009 9:53PM
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SpaceTiger
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you could use your period blood as a chaser... bitch
Nov 19 2009 9:54PM
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meth_time
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if this thread was about chase that would be funny, but its not so its only funny for a bit.
mostly when i think of wut you just wrote, im seeing the koolaid guy and some other stuff
Nov 19 2009 9:57PM
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TheMoostafian
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you can die from just drinking it too...
Nov 19 2009 10:01PM
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AMG.
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ok, vodka is the shit, but smirnoff is pure gasoline. i dont care what the stupid comercial says, almost anything is better than smirnoff.

just pour it into another bottle, its not that hard to figure out. technically your bottle is no longer functioning, fix that shit.

Nov 19 2009 10:05PM
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Jordan
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Yeahhhhh, i'd just pour that smirnoff out and get some good vodka.
Nov 19 2009 10:13PM
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theblackrod
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one beer funneled in your ass would make a grown man wasted.  vodka is death.
Nov 20 2009 12:06AM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Didn't Steve-O do this?
Nov 20 2009 12:18AM
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Gstrong
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wow, good job chris making a forum for this pour it into a old sobie bottle or some shit seriously
Nov 20 2009 12:48AM
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meth_time
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you made a forum about women menstruating on each other.

Nov 20 2009 12:50AM
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Cheezcake.
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seconded.
Nov 20 2009 12:56AM
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prosnurfer
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jello shots n00b!
Nov 20 2009 12:58AM
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derbski
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you made a forum?
anyways, you know the rules, pics or shennanigans
Nov 20 2009 1:43AM
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hartig
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wat
Nov 20 2009 1:48AM
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Abc567def
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this better be a 40 or a 60... cuz there is no excuse to bring alc home from a party otherwise...
Nov 20 2009 2:03AM
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meth_time
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u know wut
Nov 20 2009 2:15AM
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meth_time
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waitin for somebody to notice that
Nov 20 2009 2:59AM
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