Replying to WORST SHOP CLASS EVER

Today in shop class was probably one of the worst days of my life. This kid was using the jointer machine, for those who dont know what that is its the long table with a spinning saw blade in the middle of it, that you push the wood though. So when a kid was using it, he was just doing everything the right way pushing it thought and everything, but when it hit the guard is slowed down and his hands slipped off and one got caught in it. all i heard was FUCK FUCK FUCK OH MY GOD, so i looked over and i thought he was just joking around with catsup or something but he wasn't. He got his middle, pointer, and ring finger cut about an inch down from the tip. it was really bad. and the janitors had to go though the machine and get all his fingers afterwards so that they could get them sewed back on. Does anyone else have any bad stories from their shop classes?