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GIRLS: Who's hotter, hockey or soccer players?

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*steeze_is_good
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Haha me and my friend are haveing a bet. So who's hotter?
Nov 18 2009 9:30PM
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JaphyRyder
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laxstitutes. and laxbros. and the scum of this generation. Jus sayin
Nov 19 2009 12:46AM
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SushiMan
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hahah god damn it my school has so many laxtitutes.. so annoying!!! haha

and I DONT KNOW WHY all these GIRLS are SAYING soccer players are pussies....
it can be a rough game
Nov 19 2009 12:52AM
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geteducated
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i play soccer in the summer for the exercise and because its fun.  i play outdoor pick up hockey in the winter at the nearby rink because my school is too lame to have a team.  i couldn't give less of a fuck what girls think.
Nov 19 2009 1:12AM
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sethski
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wow, you are offer such great insight. your logic is just amazing. queers must consist of all people that don't do all the same things you enjoy.
Nov 19 2009 1:48AM
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Nicholas.
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hockey guys are more interested in eachothers boners and what sorts of things they can shave into their pubes for the other guys to see, soccer players are more into david beckhams boner and other dudes.

but id say there are definitely more puck sluts than soccer whores so hockey wins.
Nov 19 2009 1:59AM
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*LiNeLover*
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SKIERS!!!!!

and i like the sport of hockey better then soccer. but theyre both cool. and i have no answer to your original question but.. SKIERS!
Nov 19 2009 2:50AM
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Solipsism
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soccer guys can be hot, but most of them are pansy Europeans who don't know how to take control

hockey guys are hotter in that they'd know how to take charge of matters...
Nov 19 2009 6:09AM
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short_and_steezy
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This.
Nov 19 2009 6:16AM
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mozzy
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The OP asked who was hotter, hockey or soccer players.

I'd say soccer. I personally find David Beckham hot, although his accent is really annoying.


Overall, if you asked me to pick which sport is associated with hotter guys, I'd go with the surfers, probably followed by skiers and snowboarders.




Nov 19 2009 6:43AM
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*steeze_is_good
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Wow I definitely sig'd that's amazing!

And this has really blown up over night :|
Nov 19 2009 7:58AM
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sTr8_JiBbiN
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hockeyyy chicksss

Nov 19 2009 8:07AM
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KTskis
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soccer players who are skiers.
definitely.
Nov 19 2009 8:56AM
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sarahskis
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skiers...then soccer, for sure.

gotta love the skinny boys
Nov 19 2009 9:53AM
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ElbridgeGerry
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And you WONDER why you've never been satisfied.
Nov 19 2009 6:47PM
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*steeze_is_good
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Wow why did I even make this?
Nov 19 2009 6:48PM
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silex
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hey thats what i do!
Nov 19 2009 7:22PM
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i.ski.walls
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soccer players all the way. best muscle build out of all the athletes.
Nov 19 2009 7:27PM
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B.Pol
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how could you say that don't you live in canada
Nov 19 2009 7:31PM
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JaphyRyder
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interesting....because I happen to play college soccer and ski....weird....
Nov 19 2009 8:01PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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EEEEEEEEEEXACTLY. American Hockey is a goddamn joke. Canadian Hockey Players are amaaaaaaazing in comparison. It's in our blood.
Nov 19 2009 8:10PM
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i.am.a.skier.
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Nov 19 2009 8:35PM
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*steeze_is_good
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Okay I know this is really dumb but can I ask who would you be more likely to date? Based on stereotypes, a hockey player or soccer player.
Nov 19 2009 9:17PM
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no_steeze
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nooo no noooo no no
Nov 19 2009 9:18PM
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thelittlebiggs
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Yes
Nov 19 2009 9:22PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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ok, i live in utah and i kind of thought that hockey was just a joke here in america? is there actually such thing as a hockey slut??? that just seems weird, and to everyone saying that soccer players are all skinny pussies, im pretty sure you have no idea what you're talking about.

Nov 19 2009 9:38PM
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T-Holt
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Hahahaha. I burst out laughing when I read this. Thank you.
Nov 19 2009 9:44PM
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fosnow333
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ohhh god quite the difficult question......hockey players are typically hotter, but soccer players have hot bodies too. so i'd have to say neither and go for skiiers. :)
Nov 19 2009 9:46PM
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geteducated
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dude seriously not to hate, but asking questions like these just make you come off as insecure.  do your own thing and the girls will fall in after that.  never do one thing or another just because you don't think a girl will like you.  what you like to do comes first.
Nov 19 2009 10:00PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Hockey is a joke in America, look at your NHL teams. All of the good ones have either Russian or Canadian players. Hockey sluts are called hockey ho's. I know one that fucked an entire line. Soccer players are skinny pussies, if you put Boogarde and Beckham in a cage, Boogey would beat his ass hands down.
Nov 19 2009 10:02PM
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meth_time
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this.

Nov 19 2009 10:06PM
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AArmadAA
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Soccer players! Well, I have to admit that I don't even know what a hockey player looks like! It's not a famous sport at all in my country. Anyway, soccer players are hot!

=> Yoann Gourcuff (one of the best French players, beautiful & very clever). Enjoy girls!!

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Nov 19 2009 10:06PM
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epic_line
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Hockeys gay, yes I said it.

I tried it once the teacher thought first time skating with crappy skates lets make him skate fast backwards and jump up and down on the ice. I LOST MY TOOTH! I hate skating so much!
Nov 19 2009 10:09PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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He looks like a gay porn actor.
Nov 19 2009 10:23PM
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Joshua.
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black guys....oops, there goes hockey
Nov 19 2009 10:25PM
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AArmadAA
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haha don't be jealous like that ^^
Nov 19 2009 10:26PM
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Where-am-I
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hockey players seem to be in the lead... lucky me
Nov 19 2009 10:26PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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I'm not, alls I'm saying is that he's all greased up for a reason. They're doing the pre-anal insertion photoshoot and he's posing. His butthole's was toast 10 or 15 minutes after that picture was taken.
Nov 19 2009 10:28PM
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AArmadAA
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wow so much aggressiveness just because of a soccer player...
Nov 19 2009 10:39PM
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sarahskis
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I didn't think we were talking about you?
Nov 19 2009 10:49PM
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Joshua.
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...kitchen...
Nov 19 2009 10:49PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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ROWEN!!!!!

Nov 19 2009 10:57PM
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.brian
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holy shit its Tom Brady
Nov 19 2009 11:02PM
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neutralzombie
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http://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/936-soccer-player-poses.jpg
football


hockey


it's kind of like...pretty boys vs real men. what do you think. haha.
Nov 19 2009 11:05PM
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Galli
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any "girl" on this website has more testron, hair, and not to mention a much larger penis than any guy here.... try another site
Nov 20 2009 12:22AM
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epic_line
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No homo but wouldn't soccer players have stronger legs from running all the time
Nov 20 2009 12:41AM
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saucybiscuits
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this is so stupid.
Nov 20 2009 12:42AM
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Hannah.
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guys who ski, i just like sporty guys but hockey players are pretty hot, if they arent missing teeth
Nov 20 2009 1:35AM
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Arabian.
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What the hell is this cunt pirate doing with my icon?
Nov 20 2009 1:40AM
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assface
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it doesnt matter if chicks think lacrosse players are hot or not, they rape the chicks anyway
Nov 20 2009 2:18AM
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ThaLorax
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i just stumbled on this and thought of this thread.


Elizabeth Lambert female soccer player
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Nov 20 2009 6:06PM
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