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Ski Chicks

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Bio_1987
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
What makes these broads so hot? 'specialy Sarah Burke...damn
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Where The Metal Meets The Meat
Mar 22 2004 8:44PM
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Bio_1987
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
But most of them suck at skiing (atleast the ones I've met)
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Mar 22 2004 8:44PM
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pcfreeride
Posts: 356 - Karma: 281
there hot because they have athletic bodys. only some suck. lines girl ashley is the shit


ya dank
Mar 22 2004 8:46PM
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apestead
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 28
i think its because they have vaginas, that is what i like, i have had kristi leskinen, smelled like fish
cody is cuter
Mar 22 2004 10:07PM
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destroy
Posts: 6665 - Karma: 12
ugly girls usually arent athletic, so they dont ski.

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth
'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth
'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey
'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
Mar 22 2004 11:05PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 21
^ look at jen ashton.

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
Mar 23 2004 1:48AM
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ak_powder_monkey
Posts: 457 - Karma: 4
Skier girls are hot, because they ski and all skiers are the shit
Get High
Go Climb a mountain!
Mar 23 2004 1:58AM
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under_achieved
Posts: 1164 - Karma: 14
its just cause you dont notice the not so hot ones


the CTC

'you cant put a price on being cool' - Big Fish
Mar 23 2004 2:32AM
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akskier
Posts: 21 - Karma: 10
so true.
its not my fault you suck.
Mar 23 2004 3:32AM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
overrated. ski chicks have big man-thighs.

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Mar 23 2004 8:36AM
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HelmutJr
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
skier chicks have sexy, toned thighs!!!!
skiing is the kewlllest
and pretty much anyone is a million times sexier on skis!
werrrrrrd



Holla!
Mar 23 2004 11:07AM
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probert10
Posts: 186 - Karma: 10
yeah some of them, the racers though have fuckin big legs.


What's next for you?

Have sex with hot chicks.
-Tanner Hall Interview
Mar 23 2004 12:34PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
there are a bunch of little ski trizzles at mammoth lately. like 10+ chicks in main park every day

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
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Mar 23 2004 12:53PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
i wouldnt want to ski with a girl, its better when she waits at home and has supper ready for you.

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

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Mar 23 2004 1:27PM
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tahoe20
Posts: 669 - Karma: 10
we're just that cool...


~welcome to squawllywood~

pimp that shit
Mar 23 2004 4:22PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
When my girl learns to love powder i'm gonna make her a calendar and restrict her ski days,so she doesn't get really muscled up.
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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.
My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
Mar 23 2004 4:37PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
maybe cause theres no substance to you fucks other than skiing? not tosh


Fuck You
Mar 23 2004 4:41PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 21
thats the lamest thing I've ever heard. Thigh size from powder skiing is still hugely affected by your body type. I ski pow all the time and have really strong legs but my build doesn't allow me to get huge thighs... it all depends on the body type, not how much pow you ski.

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
Mar 23 2004 5:18PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 1,199
some or most ski girls look good in full gear, then you see them in the lodge and your like Ahhh





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Mar 23 2004 5:22PM
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tinkerbell
Posts: 1025 - Karma: 10
^i second that.

-Caitie-
'Have nothing to do with stupid and senseless controversies; you know that they only breed quarrels.' ~2 Timothy 2:23
Mar 23 2004 5:22PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
true true, but the good skier girls definitely have nice bodies. but i definitely see a lot more hot snowboard chicks than ski chicks at my mountain. is it like that for anyone else?


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Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

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hello boys
Mar 23 2004 5:24PM
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HelmutJr
Posts: 127 - Karma: 10
i think girls on snow blades are the sexsiest!!!
whats hotter than cute little mini skis????
nothing, I say...
girls+ski blades=HOT!

skiblades are the cooles......SIKE!!!



Holla!
Mar 25 2004 11:58PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
of course you see more hot women on snowboards than on skis because there's more ladies ridin one board rather than 2.

having a girlfriend that can ski would be fucking great! then i wouldn't feel bad about taking off for a weekend to go skiing.




SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE
1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
Mar 26 2004 12:55AM
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MARIAH
Posts: 708 - Karma: 10
my cousin is a ski racer and she has mammoth thighs, every single muscle is so defined it looks like a body builder or something...so crazy, but its all good cuz she's strong.

i totally second the person who said its because there are more snowboarding girls than skiing girls so naturally more of them would be hot...
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Mar 26 2004 2:22AM
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bigsky_gurl
Posts: 1455 - Karma: 40
What is wrong with having muscle? I would never compramise my skiing ability for my vanity. Anyhow I think girls look good with muscular legs, unless you are going for the anorexic look.



Dont forget your snorkle ~ Bridger Bowl
Mar 26 2004 9:52AM
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Jammu
Posts: 1796 - Karma: 328
In stryn there was pretty much ski chicks :) I hope they are there next summer also ;D
Mar 26 2004 10:45AM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110



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Mar 26 2004 12:12PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Erich, why in god's name did you do that? I'm never looking in this thread ever again.


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
Mar 26 2004 12:31PM
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Switchin_Dirty
Posts: 2012 - Karma: 107
thats not right man, I really didn't want to see that!
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I have not time for shinanagans, NO TIME!
Mar 26 2004 1:15PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
o my fucking god that is disturbing. put that away for gods sake
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Mar 26 2004 5:16PM
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rossipowderhound
Posts: 759 - Karma: 10
shit that just killed this thread

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'If your not living on the edge youre taking up to much sapce'
Mar 26 2004 5:30PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
get rid of the picture!!!!!!!





Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
Mar 26 2004 5:41PM
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snafu
Posts: 999 - Karma: 10
that is the most horrid thing i have ever seen in my life
Mar 26 2004 6:53PM
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mel_ester
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
that was quit the ski chick . . .
Mar 26 2004 8:46PM
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Typical
Posts: 2269 - Karma: 83
ok, please freezy delete that shit
Mar 26 2004 9:39PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
yeah, you guys should see what her pussy smells like...and you thought she looked gross...


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Mar 26 2004 10:00PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
my girlfriend skis it's alright, and yes I have gotten chair lift head. And yes we did have sex on a pool table in the college union. And yes I do fuck her on the rag.
Mar 27 2004 1:04AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
why did you have to bring smell into that? balhh
-Thom Savery
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'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3
Mar 27 2004 1:55PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
imagine pickin those hairs outta yer teeth the morning after.....
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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
Mar 27 2004 2:09PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
I wouldn't go near that valley!
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Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
Mar 27 2004 2:14PM
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unrigged
Posts: 904 - Karma: 15
FUCK YOU, YOU BASTARD... thats the most horrid thing ive witnessed in my life.





TRY EVERYTHING EVEN IF IT MEANS KICKING YOUR OWN ASS
Mar 27 2004 5:46PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
HAHAHAHHAHAA ITS NOT NAKED, SO ITS LEGAL! HAHAHAHA

EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW though
Mar 27 2004 6:20PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh omg thats fuckin gross

-Matty
High North Session 4, 2004
Mar 27 2004 6:29PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 21
dropped a 15 footer today and stomped it. how many girls do you see doing THAT?

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
Mar 27 2004 6:31PM
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$jibstar$
Posts: 92 - Karma: 10
^ thats sweet....that chick is right hot dude....i'd do her..haha

Mar 27 2004 7:52PM
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apestead
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 28
im durrrty dirty, ill fuck anything that moves

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cody is cuter
Mar 27 2004 8:03PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
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Mar 27 2004 10:20PM
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apestead
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 28
just imagine their snatch after a day of hiking, youll never love a ski girl again
IM NOT A WIZARD! IM A SORCERER
Apr 5 2004 12:16PM
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HoodNative
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 16
ahahahaha hahaha^ now thats some funny shit^


I pee in Pools
Apr 5 2004 2:07PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
hot babe


*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

BITE IT...you scum bucket fucking whore - GG Allin

I see you standing... you think your soooo cool... why dont u just, FUCK OFF- Guns n Roses

Apr 5 2004 2:14PM
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el`banditto
Posts: 278 - Karma: 10
id throw it in her
Apr 5 2004 5:01PM
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