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hartig
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this just happened:
https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/500000/

i thought everyone should know of the madness going on.
we're having our top scientists analyze the data as i report this.

*(hint: look at the second post.)
Nov 18 2009 3:19PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
hooray ns!
Nov 18 2009 3:21PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
wat
Nov 18 2009 3:23PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
look harder.
Nov 18 2009 3:23PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
am i retared or is the date on the first post from 2007??
Nov 18 2009 3:24PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
holy shit
Nov 18 2009 3:26PM
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.travis.
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 46
i think my brain is going to explode
Nov 18 2009 3:26PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
PSA: NOOBS

You are probably already infected. If you are reading this and you doubt that you are infected, it is too late. If however you are reading this and have no idea what is going on there is hope yet. NS ghost has risen again to wreak havoc much like Lateralis' comebacks of years past.

To protect yourself from NS ghost you will need a spork.

There are criteria however:
plastic, no metal
attachments are allowed but not encouraged (sporkife, sporkayonet)
keep spork in offhand (non mouse or mousepad hand) at all times until ghost has been subdued by the seal of the 4th sage

That is all.



Nov 18 2009 3:26PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
nope, nov 18 2009
Nov 18 2009 3:26PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
i hope the ghost gets you. natural selection sweeps would be nice on this site every once in a while.
Nov 18 2009 3:28PM
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Brenone
Posts: 4944 - Karma: 296
check again
Nov 18 2009 3:28PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
oh what? my bad. that's crazy
Nov 18 2009 3:28PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
and back at you on the natural selection thing. my reply of "no" was to that the first post was from 2007. which i was correct in saying that it wasn't.
Nov 18 2009 3:31PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPORKS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 18 2009 3:33PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
you got yourself into this. when you post a thread you see two numbers on the far right. the reply and read counter. they read 0 and 0 when your new thread is posted. there hasnt been a post in regards to your thread. Tom.'s (alien ghost's) was the first post. NS says so itself. youre wrong.
Nov 18 2009 3:38PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
i see your point, but tell that to OP of this thread. that's what i was going by (when he mentioned to look at the 2nd post).
Nov 18 2009 3:42PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
good point, so i'll switch to my second argument. you do realize your profile photo has nudity in it?
Nov 18 2009 3:45PM
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treebeard
Posts: 3657 - Karma: 1,923
well, i'm fucked. the closest sporks are metal, and i don't have my plastic one anymore...
Nov 18 2009 3:53PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
no idea what you're talking about
Nov 18 2009 3:59PM
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treebeard
Posts: 3657 - Karma: 1,923
touché
Nov 18 2009 4:00PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 51
you are a worthy adversary. we shall meet again.
Nov 18 2009 4:02PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
i look forward to it, sir.
Nov 18 2009 4:16PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
i was pretty sure i knew what was going on with the thread # claim, but then you guys ^ just blew the doors off my reality house. I demand you fix them immediately, and I request WD-40 be used to prevent the new doors from creaking.
Nov 18 2009 4:24PM
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Click_Here
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 14
haha what a noob
Nov 18 2009 4:49PM
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daringharry8
Posts: 240 - Karma: 10
screen capped for proof.
Nov 18 2009 4:54PM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
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Nov 18 2009 4:57PM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2802 - Karma: 429
Is that Tom from myspace??  He hasnt logged on since the 4th?  How is this happening!!!!!
Nov 18 2009 4:57PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
never leave home without it
Nov 18 2009 4:58PM
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daringharry8
Posts: 240 - Karma: 10
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Nov 18 2009 5:05PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
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Nov 18 2009 5:11PM
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daringharry8
Posts: 240 - Karma: 10
wait wat
Nov 18 2009 5:11PM
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SMH[-__-]
Posts: 545 - Karma: 13
BLAST FROM THE PAST
Nov 18 2009 5:13PM
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daringharry8
Posts: 240 - Karma: 10
The posters account wasn't even created in 2007....
mindfuck
Nov 18 2009 5:15PM
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skinakedfast
Posts: 1294 - Karma: 434
and  Tom. who posted hasn't been on since the 4th oh my gOODness shits wack
Nov 18 2009 5:20PM
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PAuL_Hellar
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 62
this shit is wild explanation?
Nov 18 2009 5:23PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
i just shit enough bricks to build a shit brick house
Nov 18 2009 5:30PM
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Motes
Posts: 1840 - Karma: 90
WOAH!
Nov 18 2009 5:32PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9215 - Karma: 5,398
Soooooo... what is going on?
Nov 18 2009 5:32PM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
if feel as if chaos is about to ensue
Nov 18 2009 5:39PM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
Magic.
Nov 18 2009 5:40PM
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frontline31
Posts: 158 - Karma: 15

Literally laughed my ass off.

Ill be back to post again on my return from the hospital.

Nov 18 2009 5:42PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
whaaaaaat
Nov 18 2009 6:41PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
someone opened a black hole
Nov 18 2009 6:43PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
ITS OVER 9000!

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Nov 18 2009 6:44PM
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Bodeau.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 48
ohkay what the fuck how is that from 2007 this is creeping me out
Nov 18 2009 6:50PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
i am the ns ghost. you are all done 4.
Nov 18 2009 6:52PM
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LMPJibbin
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 17
hes from the past its not that big a deal
Nov 18 2009 6:53PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60

mother fucking aliens. im so confuzdd right now

Nov 18 2009 6:53PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
you are all allowed fifty questions and then ns will explode into infinite pancakes. only those with sporks will survive.
Nov 18 2009 6:54PM
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@skiinmitch
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78
only one explanation. Ghosts
Nov 18 2009 6:58PM
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thelizards
Posts: 4042 - Karma: 43
lol wut
Nov 18 2009 7:03PM
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