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Strip clubs in SLC

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factory81
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Describe to me in detail the quality of the strip clubs, and what choices I may have with females who will do a lot for a dollar.


Thanks for your cooperation.


Nov 17 2009 10:19PM
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rocktheLPs
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american bush
Nov 17 2009 10:44PM
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STAUSS
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There are no quality strip clubs in the salt lake valley. 
you have to go to provo.
Nov 17 2009 11:31PM
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GayWolf420
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there's strip clubs in utah? really?
Nov 18 2009 12:26AM
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OnePole
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hahaha what about your girlfriend? isnt she coming too?
Nov 18 2009 12:28AM
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Pugalope
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At least he has a girl... as where your in a tumultuous relationship with your right hand... pole smoke
Nov 18 2009 1:11AM
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bob_dole
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correct me if im wrong but doesnt our dearest misty kristy work at a strip club somewhere around here? she doesnt strip at it but is a cocktail waitress or something...i chuckled when i heard about that one
Nov 18 2009 3:59AM
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factory81
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hey i got the keys to the whip, the card to the hotel room, and everything in my name.

My girlfriend goes where I tell her to go.....shh don't tell her this though.

Nah I'll most likely try and find a club in SLC that plays bangin music. I am looking at wanttickets.com to see if anything big is happening around new years.

But I was thinking I would be able to see some SLC's beauties while I was there too. I am trying to imagine what a strip club in Utah is like.....
Nov 18 2009 8:48AM
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sconniestyle
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pasties.
Nov 18 2009 11:21AM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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hahaha you would
Nov 18 2009 12:13PM
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bob_dole
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honestly, i probably wouldnt waste my money. the only place they get fully nude at doesnt serve alcohol. if you want, there are always raves going on...those are way more sexuallly appealing/highlight of a trip kinda thing you could check out? plus they have the go go dancers all night that are pimp to just sit back and watch...and some of them are banging hot!
Nov 18 2009 1:46PM
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STAUSS
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haha. i heard that too.  Kristy, are you stipping?!?!
Nov 18 2009 2:30PM
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factory81
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panties off, top off is fine.

Around here they tried to get some screwy laws passed. Girls can't actually touch the guys or come within 5ft....they had to wear pasties...is it like that in SLC?


All nude places....from what I've seen...tend to be ghetto as hell, and Yeah I like to drink while looking at boobies.

I am going to be going to any big shows thats for sure. Deadmau5, Above & Beyond, you name it. I hope SLC has some big things going on for NYE.


I just have 8 full days of time to kill in SLC.....
Nov 18 2009 4:20PM
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intifada
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American Bush
Nov 26 2009 4:45PM
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MitchPee
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Trails is the only legit one
Nov 26 2009 6:42PM
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spudz
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go get free steak and eggs and strip show at southern exposure
Nov 28 2009 4:09PM
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Alex_G
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6 bucks cant go wrong!
Nov 28 2009 10:25PM
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Tbrody
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ms. giles is stackin paper at northern exposure

self sponsed
Nov 29 2009 3:32PM
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kkskishv
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someone go to the American Bush and get my $308 from my ex-roommate who forgot she had another month on her lease... please :)
Nov 29 2009 10:50PM
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factory81
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So I fly in Dec 25th.

I need a ride to the hotel. OnePole has said he will hook it up, but if he fails....


Can anyone else hook me up with a ride from the airport?

Im not really going ot any strip clubs. Unless I can convince the girl, which will really just piss her off uhh. So yeahhh, probably not LOL

Dec 2 2009 12:58AM
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woogity
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went to american bush once and got the shittiest 20 dollar lap dance. i had more fun just watching the girls on the stage then the actually lap dance.
Dec 3 2009 2:15AM
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R.Fahey
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I'm pretty sure the one Kristie works at is Southern Exposure.  I don't know if a Northern Exposure exists. 
Dec 3 2009 8:54PM
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woogity
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bahahahaha good call out rich...
Dec 3 2009 9:41PM
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