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Mtv's jersey shore hype thread

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clive_bixby
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what is this world coming to?
Nov 16 2009 8:57PM
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zanderd
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- K bigtime!

Dec 8 2009 1:28PM
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clive_bixby
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oh shit that girl got rocked
Dec 8 2009 1:36PM
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TheButterHashira
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Hahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahh this is so ridiculous. This show will be my guilty pleasure.
Dec 8 2009 3:34PM
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ski_ENDUB
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bummed there's only two episodes online, I WANT MOAR
Dec 8 2009 9:29PM
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michelle
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WUT!?

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Dec 8 2009 9:35PM
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TheButterHashira
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Pump fists, not gas.
Dec 8 2009 10:49PM
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double_D
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lolz
Dec 8 2009 10:50PM
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PappaG
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This show rules now that I've been removed from that area for a couple years now (parents have a summer house just south of Sleezeside so I spent a ton of time there on the boardwalk). Funny thing is nothing's changed in the last 15 years. Spend a night at Temps, Bamboo, or Surf Club and you'll see hundreds of these meathead goombas. Can't believe MTV couldn't get any good-looking chicks ... all the ones on the show are busted pigs.
Dec 8 2009 10:57PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Samsies...its so great

When Snickers couldn't figure out the duck phone, hoooooly hilarious.
Dec 8 2009 10:58PM
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Mr.Capone
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FIST PUMPS AWL SWUMMER LWONG BABY!!!

funniest shit on tv now. possibly ever. it's amazing how so much fail can turn into so much win.


Dec 8 2009 11:07PM
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MN_Nice
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This guy should've been on the show.


Dec 8 2009 11:11PM
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Mr.Capone
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he's not a true guido, he makes fun of them

real guido's is about "family, friends, tannin, hair gel...." - Your Girl's Favorite DJ

oh god I can quote it off the top of my head
Dec 8 2009 11:14PM
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MN_Nice
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I was kidding. Might wanna get your sarcasm meter checked out.
Dec 8 2009 11:16PM
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Mr.Capone
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yeah i know, I just wanted to quote Pauly D haha
Dec 8 2009 11:18PM
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PhilBenjamin
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True, LBI is pretty chill.

I need to watch this show. Looks epic. Must find in Canada.
Dec 8 2009 11:27PM
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chapz
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its by far the most entertaining show on right now, atleast in the stupid category.

i watched the first two episodes last night(mtv.ca for canadians) and i was actually amazed. so addictive watching them.
Dec 8 2009 11:59PM
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theabortionator
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hmm. Cops on the jersey shore, not your best friend. It's not exactly party party , unless you have a house on the beach. Otherwise your going to get fucked pretty quickly.

Jersey people generalized. Not really a fan at. Jersey the state=one big clusterfuck.

I just hate when your driving and you cross that line into jersey, I can't wait to get out the other side. Driving jersey all the way down, straight death. I chose to go from Pa down to virginia, even if it's out of the way, which it usually isn't.


i don't mess with jersey. Sorry if that offends people, but I just can't stand that state for some reason
Dec 9 2009 1:33PM
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Armanzoid
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She has to be honestly the most annoying bitch in the world. Hands down.

I love this show so much, I got to enjoy seeing guidos in NYC, and now all of America gets to enjoy this massive fail.
Dec 9 2009 1:34PM
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deleted5
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the kid with the 6 pack comes from one of my friends town in N.J. everyone from that town wants to stab him it's funny.
Dec 9 2009 1:47PM
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deleted5
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she should have been in the kitchen

















jokessss
Dec 9 2009 1:51PM
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Armanzoid
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This happen in the last episode or is it a part of a future one, because I don't remember seeing this.
Dec 9 2009 1:55PM
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ski_ENDUB
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which one.
Dec 9 2009 2:03PM
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elle*
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This show is the best I ever had

It's like being at a zoo
Dec 9 2009 2:04PM
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deleted5
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the situation guy that's what he calls his 6 pack
Dec 9 2009 2:17PM
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berkelba
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south jersey is the shit
Dec 9 2009 2:19PM
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catherineeeeeee
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this show disappointed me
Dec 9 2009 2:28PM
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theabortionator
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I do remember once I got lost in jersey. Took a wrong exit off a highway or something. There were fields on both sides, and hills, and miles in between houses.


i really didn't know what to do. To this day I'm not sure If I got abducted by aliens and they implanted the random memories of countryside. Everyone knows jersey is nothing but a clusterfuck. Maybe I hit a 10 square mile park, bordered by typical jersey on all sides. Just haooened to be something protected so they couldn't destroy it till their lawsuit gets through, and it becomes like the rest
Dec 9 2009 2:35PM
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vomit
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i think its gonna be this week or maybe later in the season.


there needs to be a guido genocide in the northeast.
Dec 9 2009 2:48PM
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Brenone
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no one knows that better than me. im from Long Island. you have any idead what its like going to a gym thats full of them?!  fucking spikey haired fucks.

Dec 9 2009 2:51PM
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Justo8484
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this show makes me laugh. i spend most weekends in south jersey surfing over the summer, and south jersey, maybe with the except of sea isle, is nothing like this. seaside heights, where the show takes place, is the dirtiest place i think i have ever been in my life. even atlantic city is not this trashy. but my god are those guidos some of the most horrible people i hope to never meet.
Dec 9 2009 2:52PM
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vomit
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word im reppin suffolk county. you live in nassau? my gym has a few random guidos but its not too bad. been to roosevelt field mall? place is guido nation.
Dec 9 2009 3:41PM
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Brenone
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im from patchogue but live in queens now. where you from?
Dec 9 2009 3:55PM
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vomit
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i live in stony brook.
Dec 9 2009 3:58PM
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Microcosm
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Hahaha are you afraid of driving in Jersey? Can't keep us with us? That's cute.
Dec 9 2009 4:01PM
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sTr8_JiBbiN
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wooooooooooooooooooooooo

 1. long island is fuckin rich nice place. JERSeY IS TRASHHHH

2.i have a summer house there  its the shit down there everyone is loaded you see lambos and ill cars all the time and people are there to chill and relax. not like Jersey where everything is fucked up.

Dec 9 2009 4:01PM
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Microcosm
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Oh wow, again. You are such a dumb fuck.
Dec 9 2009 4:03PM
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Mavrck
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I beleive its in tonights episode....I've watched that gif of snookie getting cold cocked soooo many times and I laugh every fuckin time. MTV hit this one outt of the park. incredibleeeee
Dec 9 2009 4:03PM
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vomit
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really jersey gets a bad rap. but i hate it when people from places like the midwest or the south talk shit on jersey as being a dirty shitty state full of guidos. come on your from fucking indiana or michigan.


Dec 9 2009 4:05PM
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yojimbo
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woooooo busted skanksssss woooooo
Dec 9 2009 4:18PM
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Armanzoid
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Hahaha, fucking amazing. Hate of the year anyone?

http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:461968" width="512" height="319" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashVars="configParams=vid%3D461968%26uri%3Dmgid%3Auma%3Avideo%3Amtv.com%3A461968" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" base=".">MTV Shows
Dec 9 2009 4:21PM
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Armanzoid
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^Wtf, I think I just broke NS.
Dec 9 2009 4:22PM
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Brenone
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port jeff ferry to CT route 95 to route 91 - 4 hours later your in VT! haha 
Dec 9 2009 4:24PM
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theabortionator
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Not really. I'm afraid of getting smashed into by the idiots on the turnpike. Actually looking to see if anyone is in the lane is helpful. The jersey sweep. Pull out from the far right cut directly across everyone then pass a few cars and cut everyone of and swing to the right and hit the exit ramp.

Only reason I mentioned driving was because I make a point not to stop in jersey. Jersey just happens to be in the way sometimes when Im driving long distance.

Dirty Jerz for the win
Dec 9 2009 4:27PM
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triebby
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Courtesy of Newschoolers.com


A.P. seems to be pretty stoked about Jersey Shore
Dec 9 2009 4:29PM
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LMPJibbin
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bitch got knocked the fuck out
Dec 9 2009 6:24PM
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860media*
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this show is just gonna be a bunch of guitos beating each others brains out, A.K.A Epic 
Dec 9 2009 6:25PM
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Jimmy.
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x2
Dec 9 2009 6:29PM
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dr_phil
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I found this thread on another forum while looking for ep. 3 (which is tomorrow finally)

http://niketalk.yuku.com/topic/220791/t/Official-Jersey-Shore-Thread-Episode-3-Thursday-12-10-10-EST.html

Some guy found the guidettes' facebook! It's in the thread^: MAJOR LOL
Dec 9 2009 11:10PM
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Sewardo
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Legit.  That Vinny guy isn't so bad, deece funny at times and nowhere near as faggy as the rest. 

Did anyone notice in episode 1 the chairlift goin on behind them in the jacuzzi scence?  I was like wtf is that shit for? anyone know?
Dec 9 2009 11:46PM
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vomit
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some of the .gifs in the first post are great
Dec 9 2009 11:50PM
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