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What is the weirdest dream you have ever had?
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The weirdest dream I have ever had is when Chris Farley kidnapped me and forced me to touch his penis.
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once i dreamed that there was a big natural gas leak from the fire place, because my dog ran into the glass and cracked it. and somone turned the fire place on so gas was leaking but noone noticed excpt me, but i went to bed and i woke up and i smelled the gas so i was freaking out . so i went to my parents room and my sisters room but no body was there . then my friend came over and i was like thank god your here but just then he lit a lighter and the house exploded . then i actually woke up and my ears were ringing like a bitch almost like i had heard a huge explosion freaky shit..............
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i hate it when your having a dream and your about to get with this chick and then all of a sudden during your dream you realize that you have to take a monster piss in real life...so you wake up, piss, and then try to get the same dream back and you cant. instead its about doing your grandma at age 10. sucks.
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^ can't say anything like that's ever happened to me...
but the funniest thing is when I dream that someone did something really horrible to me, and then I get really pissed at them in real life. i did that to my bf once, I was really pissed off at him for the whole day before I realized it had been a dream. he thought I was on crack, but afterwards it was just funny.
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i often dream about my close friends dying and shit like that,and it just helps me beinga better person,cause when i see them,i hug them,tell them how glad i am they are there in one piece,and how proud i am of them and just basically thanks myself for having such a badass life.
and all because of dreams,dreams are fucked!
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one night i saw my mother doing porridge in toilet... then she said 'when you dont eat it anymore, you can just flush it away'. that was weird. when i was small(smaller than nowdays) i allways wished i saw a dream that i could fly, that was nice but once i fell so fucking high, rolled out the bed,crushed my elbow and havent saw that dream for i while.
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hmm that would have to be dreaming i went to the uranal at a public place and had to pee bad. so i started to pee and then was rudly awaken by hot piss all over me. guess i had to pee badly
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ok so last night i have this dream, i'm in a convertable mini cooper with like 3 of my friends and we're all getting high. we finish off the stuff then drive down to the bottom of this hill (i'm driving). its like 2 days until i get my license and a cop drives by us and puts his siren on and parks in front of us waiting for us to go by. i turn around and go back up to my house. i take a short cut by driving across some yard and the car turns into a bike and i throw it in my shed and we all run inside my house. wow...
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okay is this just me... or have others ever sort of jumped in your sleep. Like... right when your am about to fall asleep, you feel like your falling off of something, almost like your tipping backwards, then you sort of leap and come awake again. that happens to me all the time!
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^it happens to me too.And in get pised off.
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everyone turned into a balloon and they someone started shooting giant needles
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once when i was like 5 or 6 i was dreaming that i was being chased by darth vader from star wars and like it was kinda like a race track like ovalish but it was like narry and dim and stuff and like there was lava and stuff and then i met my bro who was like smiling and waving at me and so i like ran to him and then i guess he picked me up or something and started running away from darth vader....yeah something like that
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i had the same dream as laterilis. isnt that akward? i think it was on cable a few weeks ago.
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i had one where i walked across a rope bridge to africa and when i got there there was a park but i went through the park and there was a huge freakin wal-mart so i went in there and there were tigers for sale. so i went and opened the cage and the tigers ate some people so i went in a lake and went swimming.
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My weirdest one was with the ham burglar hiding in the chimney, but there were two of them, a good one and a bad one. And the bad one was killing people then eating them. So i had to go and make him ham burgers so he would eat them instead, but i never got to give them to him because i friggin woke up. Reality sucks.
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this thread is still alive?
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no it has passsed away... this one time in social studies i did the jerk thing when you wake up. i almost knocked all of my shit on the ground. glad nobody saw me
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Honestly ryan Mertins might be gay
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another dreami had was when i went swimming in some pool and hten suddenly a person with a horn came and started singing some song that i forget and like then i ran away and he was running after me and i found a stick and stabbed him with it....
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I have had many wierd dreams but I don't think its smart to share them with you guys...:p
But I had one dream when I was a little kid (five years). I dream that I fell in love with a cartoon caracter.. After that she is all I've been thinking of....
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The worst dreams arnt nightmares, they are the dreams that are soo real, when you wake up you dont know whats what anymore. For example, i had a dream that my ex girlfriend asked me out again and i said yes, and i was pretty happy about this cause she dumped me and i missed her. anyways, i talked to her the next day thinking that it actually happened... to say the elast it was a very awkward conversation.
I also had a dream last night where i was in my front yard and there was this big scarecrow like thing trying to eat me, so i started to punch it but my fist would just go between the straw and i couldnt hurt it. I ran into my house looking for matches and i couldnt find any. Then some voice was like 'just take him apart and he wont be able to do shit' so i went back into my front yard and undid the strings that held him together. then he fell apart and left behind a hot girl who was very much naked. Then i woke up and was kinda frustrated.
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I had a dream that I was walking aimlessly down in these sewers but they were really clean, like gleaming white, then this homeless man started chasing me with a shopping carriage so I saw some stairs and ran up them and ended up in a school cafeteria, so I went through some doors in there and ended up in a deserted mall. From the mall I went outside and ended up at some demon/satanic school. I can't remember much from there, I just know I woke up screaming. Wicked creepy.
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