What is the weirdest dream you have ever had?

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lol, i swear i dont do drugs, i just have really fucked up dreams.

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Mar 22 2004 12:16AM

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i was at a halloween party and after walking through the funhouse i come outside and a telephone pole falls and hits me on the head and an angel..(not sure if it was a real angel or someone dressed as one since i was at a halloween party) came over and cradled me...thats the wierd dream i can come up with
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Mar 22 2004 12:25AM

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ive had too many fucked up dreams, my latest one was devito and shwarzenegger were mob bosses and had a chuild together, it was wierd

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i dreamt i was chased by a huge badass demon about 12 feet tall,then he grabbed friends of mine i haven't seen since 6th grade or so and just turned them into pieces,blood everywhere,i keep running like hel,and there's a castle,i run to it,and i hear lots of screaming,friends of mine and random people dying,this demon is fucking killing EVERYTHING,i get out of the castle and end up on a subway train station,the one that's like 100 feet away from my home,i go quick down the stairs,but the demon is already ahead of me and is destroying all the people waiting for the subway.Then a train goes by and kills everyone who was trying to runaway from the demon using the tunnels...he looks at me and says:'I'm not gonna kill you,cause you are an angel'and i'm like,WHAT THE FUCK,and i see the demon flying towards a young girl,he eats her and just keeps killing while i run out of the train station to my home,i look at my family,they are alright,we pack the car and we leave to our summer house,and we eventually get stuck in the highway and i see the demon flipping all the cars in the air.
Then,i just wake up.Needless to say,i woke up and thought i was craaazy.It was intense.
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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.
My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.

Mar 22 2004 10:24AM

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This was during a week when I got sick and my friends went skiing without me:
I dreamed that I got better, and that my neighbors (really wierd people who never go out of their house) invited me to go with them. Of course I agreed, and we drove up. Right on the pass they decided to take a rest stop so they pulled over and I got out to walk around. It was then that I realized that I had forgoteen my skis, boots, poles, jacket, goggles, gloves, and everything else remotely related to skiing. So I called my dad, and told him I needed help. Suddenly his car pulled up and I was expecting him to bring me all my stuff, but he just got out and told me I was skrewed. Now I was pissed so I walked up to Sugar Bowl, a ski resort on the pass and was looking around on a platform next to a cliff. All these snowboarders were throwing sketch tricks off it, and I really wanted to school them but I couldn't. Then Shane McConkey came up to me and asked me if I wanted to go BASE jumping with him. I said yeah, and we jumped off a big cliff overlooking lake Tahoe. Aaron Mcgovern's chute didn't open, but he pulled his reserve. We were planning to land on a bridge that went across the lake, but we realized there were cops all over the place. I was really freaked out because I knew they were coming after me, but we landed on the road and the police were on a walkway and were blocked by one of those road dividers, so me and this girl ran down the road into a town with a bunch of really cool houses. Police were everywhere, so we went into this house to hide. We met some old people in there who owned the house and they were really cool, and they told us we could chill here anytime. Then we left and went into an arcade. Just then, Shane ran up to me and told me it was a bust and I saw some cops pushing through the crowd toward me. I ran down a hallway and opened a door which led back into the old people's house. Then I went into their yard and jumped on their trampoline until I woke up.
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It's a re occuring dream where i am in a busted down old house right by a dirt road. I am always exploring arround in it and the Penguin pulls up in a big limo and starts throwing exploding smaller penguins at me. That's about all i remember about it because the last time I had this dream was about 10 years ago but I remember that I had it proabaly 20 or 30 times when I was growing up.

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Mar 22 2004 11:12AM

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man,dreams are fucked
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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.
My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.

Mar 22 2004 11:21AM

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i had a dream a big canary was chasing me and my friends around in our elementary school when i was 9 or 10.
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Mar 22 2004 12:52PM

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Once I had this dream where a huge yellow mexican sombrero hat with red stripes were chasing me through a western saloon, and when I reached the wall I just fell through the floor and woke up on the floor. that shit is so weird.

I also use to have strange visions when Im sleeping, like the other night where I saw this huge blanket flying across a huge cornfield, looking for pillow cases that were spread all over the place. there was also this really strange music, like if a ghost could sing it would sound that way.

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Mar 22 2004 1:50PM

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Another really weird dream was when i was 7 or 8 or 9 that the chief of the Transformers(u remember) touched my dick.I was like what the fuck.I can't remember anything else.And i also dream very often that king kong is chasing me all over the city.And it's a sick dream,cause i always get away,and it's so intense i can feel the adrenaline when i wake up
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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.
My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.

Mar 22 2004 2:11PM

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once i had a dream about a hot girl and when i woke up i was stuck to the sheets and it smelt dirty

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Mar 22 2004 3:04PM

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^lol
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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.
My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.

Mar 22 2004 3:06PM

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i dont often remember my dreams...but when i do they're usually pretty crazy...once i dreamt i was sleepwalking and woek up on my back porch...most recently id have to say it was when i dreamt i was in the shower and then the guys that were doing construction on my house tried to come in...it was so weird, very creepy.

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Mar 22 2004 3:11PM

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having sex with my mom, it was gross
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Mar 22 2004 3:14PM

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you poor, poor child.
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Mar 22 2004 3:16PM

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dreams are awesome... i have them in streaks.. ill go a couple months with none and then crazy ones every night for a week or two... its wierd.

i remember i had the falling dream once... i was just falling into the grand canyon... but i didnt wake up before i hit the ground and then i bounced and felt my shoulder like exlpode... and then i woke up... i think my hand was asleep.
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Mar 22 2004 3:21PM

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i'm sorry for you enick

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.
My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.

Mar 22 2004 3:21PM

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haha ive got it worse... i had a dream when i was like 10 about having sex with my gma...it was even nastier

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Mar 22 2004 3:54PM

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^no way man.My mind can't believe what i just read.
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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.
My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.

Mar 22 2004 3:58PM

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believe it... and i still remember it which sucks even more

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Mar 22 2004 4:01PM

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if i dream about fucking my grandmother tonight...im coming for you...dont think i wont...i wouldnt post it on the internet if i wouldnt!
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Mar 22 2004 4:06PM

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Man, some of these dreams are sick, in a bad bad bad way! :P

I used to have dreams about these cartoon characters called the wombles and an old woman who lived down the street from me, she used to get around in an electric cart thing. I was terrified of both of them. I was in a dream and me and my friend were running from wombles, he was running up the stairs super fast, and i was like... 'how can you do that?!' he turned around and was a womble, then the woman turned up at the top of the stairs and just laughed at me. That was scarey man.
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Mar 22 2004 4:10PM

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that's so harsh....to dream you are fucking your old crazy grandma....i am sorry.Truely sorry.
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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.
My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.

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i had a dream when i was like 10 about having sex with my gma- freeride1260

Mar 22 2004 4:19PM

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but when i was like 5 i had a dream that i was a powere ranger, and i went to school, and did some karate or something and everybody was all 'wow' and 'thats so cool' then i just walked around for a while or something, i dont remember it too clearly tho cus i was probly about five

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Mar 22 2004 4:21PM

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^you have prodigious memory.
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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.
My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.

Mar 22 2004 4:24PM

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^^ sounds like a really trippy dream. Did it scare you?

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Mar 22 2004 4:24PM

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what the fuck is prodigious memory

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i had a dream when i was like 10 about having sex with my gma- freeride1260

Mar 22 2004 4:25PM

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really good memory
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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.
My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.

Mar 22 2004 4:26PM

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my best was when i was like max payne. i was in a toy store and there was a metal door guarded by two men. they came after me and i slow motion dodged over a table and shot them. it was a pretty cool feeling. then i did a couple other slow mo things
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Mar 22 2004 4:28PM

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I once played playstation for 13 hours in a row and dreamnt about the game i played.It was sick
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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.
My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.

Mar 22 2004 4:29PM

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thats soo... umm... original... yes...

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Mar 22 2004 4:29PM

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i have things liket that that i remember from when i was really young, like random moments from when i was as young as 4 or 5, but i dont remember a lot of things like that, and for some reason i can never remember stuff from just like 1 or 2 years ago, like i remember them, but i can never put stuff like that in order, its kinda weird

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ive had dreams where everyone is after me, those are some scary ass shit when they start feeling real

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Mar 22 2004 4:30PM

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that was for twix_182... damn this is a popular thread

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Mar 22 2004 4:30PM

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i have ones where i just wake up with some1 elses memory. Like the names i know, but the faces are different. Its so strange.

we shall call him gmlr

Mar 22 2004 4:31PM

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well, there are others, like a helicopter hovering around my house trying to see me through the windows and shoot missles at me.
and another was that i went to a ski swap at the burlington high school in vermont. my dreams are totally random
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Mar 22 2004 4:33PM

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^ so are everyones.
but they are usually related to something.I don't think they come out of nowhere..
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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.
My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.

Mar 22 2004 4:34PM

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^^yeah, true. they always have someway to relate, even if it doesnt seem to.

one more weird one was when i randomly dreamed in 3rd grade, and evevryone was sitting down. the next day when i went to class, the seating arrangments were changed and they were in the same exact places as in my dream
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Mar 22 2004 4:36PM

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My demon dream related to my childhood somehow,and also to my fear of demons and monsters under the bed and shit like that.It's just weird how the dream came like 2 months ago instead of 10 years ago.
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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.
My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.

Mar 22 2004 4:39PM

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my dream of me banging a hot chick related to me banging a hot chick

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once i dremp that i got shot in the leg with a shotgun, and it felt really wierd.

resently i drempt that i was skiing. i then jumped off a cliff, but it was a never ending drop and i woke up with a jolt. It hurt a lot since i had broke my collar bone a few days before

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I usually don't remember mine but one I do rememer is that I was waiting in line for the washroom somewhere and I noticed man's shoes in one of the stalls and then a man came out and he took of his shoe and shot me with it. Crazy.
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then again there is the dream where i am at a mansion on a summer night in front of a mist covered pond. I walk in and the interior is stripped, no furniture, no carpet, no windows, no doors... nothing. People are sitting on the floor randomly in pairs of 2, one male one female. All Males are clothed and all the females are naked. Every person is from my highschool. A few of the guys are getting head, but otherwise they are fully clothed. I walk around the house until i come across one of the hottest girls from my school. She is sitting by herself. I take her hand and lead her upstairs and to the only room that has a door. Inside is a bedroom with furniture, carpet and the works. Sexual activities proceed. At some point i woke up to disappointment, and a boner.

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