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poopandflush

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Loner

Today i was called a "Two Planker" by a snowboarder

anyone got any quick, witty jokes about snowboarders
anything that is generally degrading to snowboarders

Nov 16 2009 12:54AM

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Caveman.

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Crazy Fool

What's so bad about being called a two planker?

Nov 16 2009 12:57AM

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ECOAST

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Newb

one planker should have the same effect....nothing lol if you took offense to being called a 2 planker thats sad

Nov 16 2009 12:58AM

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epic_line

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Insane

2 planks are better then 1.

Nov 16 2009 1:02AM

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jnizzle

Posts: 365 - Karma: 75

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Loner

"GAYS ON TRAYS"

Nov 16 2009 1:03AM

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Static

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Crazy Fool

at least he didn't call you and your friend parabolicers

Nov 16 2009 1:03AM

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Pow.yuHdig*

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Insane

whats the difference between a snowboard and a vaccuum?

the way you strap on the dirt bag

bet one ever

Nov 16 2009 1:04AM

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Yung_Gnarley

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Crazy Fool

"Oh yeah. Well I have more expansive pornography collection than you. So HA!"

Nov 16 2009 1:04AM

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sirskizalot

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No Life

Haha that is actually decent

Nov 16 2009 1:05AM

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B4NE1

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Insane

Amazing!!!

Nov 16 2009 1:06AM

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ride_on

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Loner

i found this quite humerous. my wife (snowboarder) did not

Nov 16 2009 1:20AM

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epic_line

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Insane

please work

Nov 16 2009 1:21AM

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*christ*

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Loner

the only situation where i use two planker in a really derogatory manner:

Nov 16 2009 1:25AM

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NW_Rider

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Addict

^ That shit is great.

Anyways, I call my best friend a 2 planker and he calls me a monoplanker, it's not an insult. Although it is fun to give either side shit all in good fun though, I know I take shit from my skier friends for snowboarding (and being on NS), but its just playin, we all ride the same shit and have fun together, switch gear sometimes too, thats always funny to watch.

Nov 16 2009 1:26AM

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Mt_P0wDerJuNkIe

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Insane

i like um skinny and two at a time

Nov 16 2009 1:28AM

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Rachy

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No Life

3 snowboarders are in a car, who's driving?

The cop.

What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?

3 days.

What do you call a snowboarder with out a girlfriend?

Homeless.

For the sake of balancing things out...

How many skin instructors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4. One to screw it in and three to clap and say nice turns.

Nov 16 2009 1:40AM

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Hermondo

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Insane

I LIKE! (in borat voice)

Nov 16 2009 1:43AM

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thejerkstore

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Wannabe

just ask them why they're so trendy

Nov 16 2009 1:49AM

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Shreddysaurus

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Addict

"borrowed"

Two Skiers were on their way out on piste, one said, "Where
did you get your new skis?"
The second skier replied, "Well, I was skiing along yesterday minding
my own business when a
beautiful woman came up on these skis. She unclipped them from her bindings and threw them to the ground,
took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second skier nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably
wouldn't have fit."

Nov 16 2009 2:08AM

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EvanA02

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Ridiculous

you know the hardest part about snowboarding?

telling your parents your gay.

Nov 16 2009 2:13AM

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Shreddysaurus

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Addict

no man that ROLLERBLADING. i forgive you tho

Nov 16 2009 2:14AM

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dantron88

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Wannabe

what the hardest thing about being gay? learning to snowboard!

Nov 16 2009 6:41AM

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JosephStalin

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Insane

shaun white.

Nov 16 2009 7:10AM

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sammeb

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Pro

ahahaha thats good

Nov 16 2009 8:31AM

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nickyp

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No Life

What about if you like fat skis?

Nov 16 2009 8:32AM

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snwbrdmilf

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@th1337

Hahaha

Nov 16 2009 8:34AM

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mackcamp

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Insane

This.

Nov 16 2009 10:54AM

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Noss.

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No Life

win.

Nov 16 2009 11:05AM

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Broha-X-Press

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Ridiculous

i've heard the bigger ones do way more stuff haha

Nov 16 2009 11:09AM

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eastside

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Insane

that's dumb as shit.

Nov 16 2009 11:40AM

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Abc567def

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Crazy Fool

Whats the difference between a snowboard and a snowboarders day job?

Nothing they're always on their knees.

(But really we should get over this hate/flame sesh)

Nov 16 2009 12:06PM

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foreverwinter

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Pro

^^ maybe but comeon this ones fucking GREAT

Nov 16 2009 2:31PM

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steezc-ross

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Insane

i have never herd the words Two planker before in my life

Nov 16 2009 3:13PM

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Mr.Panda

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Post Whore

Being from Baker I know more snowboarders that rip harder than skiers so I never understood all the hate involved. Like, unless I happen to run into one of my buddies from high school that skis I am either riding on my own, or I am with some really great snowboarders.

So, stop with the hate... yeesh.

Nov 16 2009 3:15PM

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t-roy

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No Life

i liked this one...

What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?

3 days.

If a snowboarder was to play football, what position would he be?

Benchwarmer, they are the best at sitting down.

Nov 16 2009 3:22PM

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SpaceTiger

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Loner

Of course their would be a thread like this, does it really matter? Anytime anyone jokes about skiing it seems like a shitfest starts, just like what happened with transworld and yobeat. I admit as a snowboarder, I hate danny kass and grenade has lost pretty much all credibly within snowboarding, but someimtes you just gotta let a joke or insult slide. At the end of the day you're getting made fun of for what you absolutely love to do, so just fuck it and shred.

Nov 16 2009 3:23PM

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Smuffy

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No Life

how do snowboarders introduce themselves?

sorry dude!

Nov 16 2009 3:23PM

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calebfromcanada

Posts: 285 - Karma: 44

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Loner

joke stolen

Nov 16 2009 3:37PM

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C.Wood

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Addict

your mom rides nicely like a snowboard

or some shit along those lines

Nov 16 2009 3:41PM

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rockjumper

Posts: 496 - Karma: 13

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Ridiculous

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Nov 16 2009 3:49PM

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Uncle.Badness

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Addict

the word snowboarding is a joke in itself.

Nov 16 2009 3:50PM

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skiminnesota

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Crazy Fool

these are awesome.

im giving my snowboarder buddies shit next time i see them. haha

Thread Creator, i dont really see "two planks" as a put down. but who knows what context he said it in.

Nov 16 2009 3:51PM

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Shreddysaurus

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Addict

thats why i put borrowed in there first ya retard

Nov 16 2009 10:09PM

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calebfromcanada

Posts: 285 - Karma: 44