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9 year olds throwing cork 7's

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SiverMike
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wtf!!! dont you hate when younger kids can throw down better than you??? this kid was 9 and throwing all kinds of shit...damn my jealousy

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Mar 21 2004 4:22PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
beat the shit out of him




'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
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Mar 21 2004 4:24PM
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misterbinz
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 10
rape him up the ass
i slept with your mom last night
Mar 21 2004 4:25PM
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ATLANTASKI
Posts: 6009 - Karma: 11
eat him and shit on his face

handicaped skiing
is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis






I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


Mar 21 2004 4:27PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
use him to get you stuff for cheap





Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
Mar 21 2004 4:27PM
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RideBLUNT
Posts: 3393 - Karma: 11
^ Ding ding ding, we have a winner



Blunt_Apparel
Mar 21 2004 4:35PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Yah, rape him then tell him if he ever skis again you'll do it again.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Mar 21 2004 4:36PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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or become friends with him, so when he's pro, he'll hook you up.
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'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Mar 21 2004 4:39PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
id be jealous too


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Mar 21 2004 4:56PM
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Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
i don't care as long as they don't get all high and mighty that they're better. some of them do.




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Mar 21 2004 5:30PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
and when they do, you take their skis and break them in two. then im pretty sure he will cry. you just have to hope his parents arent slick preppy ass lawyers.
-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
--->CCR*

'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3
Mar 21 2004 5:57PM
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Chauncy
Posts: 61 - Karma: 10
Aight... here's my advice. Take a year to become all pro and then go back and be like 'Cha!!!!!!' and throw down like fat trick and show the kid and. Then procede to curb stomp him.


'I think you put your skis on backwards'-some kid
Mar 21 2004 6:19PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
I'd rather use an easier way like breaking the kid's two legs
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I got big balls
Big old balls
Big as grape fruits
Big as pumpkins
Yes sir, yes sir
and on my really good days
they swell to the size of small dogs
my balls are as big as small dogs
well it ain't braggin' if it's true
yes sir, yes sir
Muhammad Ali said that
back when he was a young man
back when he was cassius clay
before he fought too many fights
and left his brain inside the ring
and sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Yeah I got a friend whose goal in life
was to one day go down on Madonna
that's all he wanted, that was all,
to one day go down on Madonna
and when my friend was 34, he got his wish in Rome one night
Mar 21 2004 6:23PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
i just needed to post that one because i was at 199 and i coulnd't wait.
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I got big balls
Big old balls
Big as grape fruits
Big as pumpkins
Yes sir, yes sir
and on my really good days
they swell to the size of small dogs
my balls are as big as small dogs
well it ain't braggin' if it's true
yes sir, yes sir
Muhammad Ali said that
back when he was a young man
back when he was cassius clay
before he fought too many fights
and left his brain inside the ring
and sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Yeah I got a friend whose goal in life
was to one day go down on Madonna
that's all he wanted, that was all,
to one day go down on Madonna
and when my friend was 34, he got his wish in Rome one night
Mar 21 2004 6:26PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
little kids are usually pretty sick, until they hit puberty and start getting hurt when they fall. then they start being pussies like the rest of us. id give anything to be 10 again.
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-steve

'life begins at point a and ends at point b. kick major ass!'
-Ted Nugent
Mar 21 2004 6:35PM
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Big_Air_Smite
Posts: 525 - Karma: 10
I get jealous too, but only because i know if i'd been given the same chances as that kid i know i would be better than him, damn, why was i born in Glasgow?!
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I Like To Ski
Mar 21 2004 6:36PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
^ SHUT UP!B&S home city and YOU don't like it?I wanna kill you!Barcelona is even worse!
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I got big balls
Big old balls
Big as grape fruits
Big as pumpkins
Yes sir, yes sir
and on my really good days
they swell to the size of small dogs
my balls are as big as small dogs
well it ain't braggin' if it's true
yes sir, yes sir
Muhammad Ali said that
back when he was a young man
back when he was cassius clay
before he fought too many fights
and left his brain inside the ring
and sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Yeah I got a friend whose goal in life
was to one day go down on Madonna
that's all he wanted, that was all,
to one day go down on Madonna
and when my friend was 34, he got his wish in Rome one night
Mar 21 2004 6:50PM
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Big_Air_Smite
Posts: 525 - Karma: 10
Lol, sorry man, stuff's not that cool here though dude. Gangs run the place, people don't go out at night.

You're right, music in this city is huge, along with football, Rangers Vs Celtic.
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I Like To Ski
Mar 21 2004 6:53PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
I'd gave the kid mad props. I wish I'd gotten into this sort of stuff when I was younger, cause then I wouldn't be as scared of it.

-Sara

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skihood.com
Mar 21 2004 6:58PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
well,yeah,i guess you are right,but just reading or listening to Stuart Murdoch talking or singing about glasgow makes me wanna run all the way through france and England to Glasgow.
Yeah,partying here is all you can do...and also go to school,but that's not nearly as important as the partying and f.c. Barcelona.
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I got big balls
Big old balls
Big as grape fruits
Big as pumpkins
Yes sir, yes sir
and on my really good days
they swell to the size of small dogs
my balls are as big as small dogs
well it ain't braggin' if it's true
yes sir, yes sir
Muhammad Ali said that
back when he was a young man
back when he was cassius clay
before he fought too many fights
and left his brain inside the ring
and sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Yeah I got a friend whose goal in life
was to one day go down on Madonna
that's all he wanted, that was all,
to one day go down on Madonna
and when my friend was 34, he got his wish in Rome one night
Mar 21 2004 7:03PM
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Big_Air_Smite
Posts: 525 - Karma: 10
Come to Glasgow sometime man, we'll ski. Just avoid anyone with a bottle, knife, gun or the classic ingenious glasgow weapon, a hammer with a stanley knife taped to the top! lol!
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I Like To Ski
Mar 21 2004 7:06PM
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Mystie780
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9 years old, wow
Mar 21 2004 7:10PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
hahaha.Okay man,look for me sometime next year or maybe this summer!
We have thousands of skinheads around here.Too many.Neonazis and stuff like that.I got robbed and almost stabbed like three times.But i'm faster than most of them!
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I got big balls
Big old balls
Big as grape fruits
Big as pumpkins
Yes sir, yes sir
and on my really good days
they swell to the size of small dogs
my balls are as big as small dogs
well it ain't braggin' if it's true
yes sir, yes sir
Muhammad Ali said that
back when he was a young man
back when he was cassius clay
before he fought too many fights
and left his brain inside the ring
and sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Yeah I got a friend whose goal in life
was to one day go down on Madonna
that's all he wanted, that was all,
to one day go down on Madonna
and when my friend was 34, he got his wish in Rome one night
Mar 21 2004 7:12PM
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Big_Air_Smite
Posts: 525 - Karma: 10
Same here lol, 400m in 53.3seconds :P

Sorry for jacking this thread... eh yea... that kid rules. Kudos.
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I Like To Ski
Mar 21 2004 7:15PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
yeah,those lil punks have balls and are all rubber...i wish i was like them.I'm sooo jealous.
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I got big balls
Big old balls
Big as grape fruits
Big as pumpkins
Yes sir, yes sir
and on my really good days
they swell to the size of small dogs
my balls are as big as small dogs
well it ain't braggin' if it's true
yes sir, yes sir
Muhammad Ali said that
back when he was a young man
back when he was cassius clay
before he fought too many fights
and left his brain inside the ring
and sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Yeah I got a friend whose goal in life
was to one day go down on Madonna
that's all he wanted, that was all,
to one day go down on Madonna
and when my friend was 34, he got his wish in Rome one night
Mar 21 2004 7:17PM
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RideBLUNT
Posts: 3393 - Karma: 11
^ your sig is way tooooo long, in my opinion



Blunt_Apparel
Mar 21 2004 7:59PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
Yah it is.




better to burn out...
...then fade away
Mar 21 2004 9:19PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
I second that...
err third that
whatever
it doesn't change the fact that your sig is too long.





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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

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hello boys
Mar 21 2004 9:22PM
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gambino500014
Posts: 6882 - Karma: 12
does anyone realize how funny this thread is, those europe kids are awsome......
-Nick Iwanyshyn
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'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
Mar 21 2004 9:26PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
my sig is too long?Oh well,too bad.I might change it.Maybe.
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I got big balls
Big old balls
Big as grape fruits
Big as pumpkins
Yes sir, yes sir
and on my really good days
they swell to the size of small dogs
my balls are as big as small dogs
well it ain't braggin' if it's true
yes sir, yes sir
Muhammad Ali said that
back when he was a young man
back when he was cassius clay
before he fought too many fights
and left his brain inside the ring
and sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Yeah I got a friend whose goal in life
was to one day go down on Madonna
that's all he wanted, that was all,
to one day go down on Madonna
and when my friend was 34, he got his wish in Rome one night
Mar 21 2004 9:48PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
I changed it.I hope this new change brought happines to your life as it did to mine.
Oh,fuck,never mind,i just wish i was high,too bad i'm sick and can't to shit during a fucking week.Man,i love weed.
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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.
My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
Mar 21 2004 10:02PM
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mutescratch
Posts: 570 - Karma: 10
haha shit i love little guys throw hard stuff...from behind...

I'm such a dork

'my school is really actually gay! it got ass raped by this other school from arkansas who was a dude' - lj5

'just tell your dad you'll turn queer if you dont go. Then start leaving gay porn around the house and lube and ass beads. He'll fold like a cheap lawnchair.' - 221

'The weirdest dream I have ever had is when Chris Farley kidnapped me and forced me to touch his penis.' - snowforblood
Mar 22 2004 2:15PM
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4-Front
Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
yes u do


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Mar 22 2004 6:21PM
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TwinTipRider
Posts: 1398 - Karma: 10
raping the kid and reaking his legs is good and all buy you should drug him up thats where it's at so he hurts himself and gets blamed for taking drugs lol it's perfect
Fighting The Power Since 1995.. LINE Skis
Mar 22 2004 8:39PM
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9
find out the kids name, give him a tip, then use him to get you into parties later on in life. i saw a kid, six years old, learning sevens last weekend. and tailpresses. i competing with him for christs sake.i went home and cried when i realized how late i started. then i took a poo. i had some apple pie. didnt like the filling. so i ate the crust the went to sleep. then the kid showed up a gain the next day so i learned switch nosepresses just to show him up.

adrian
Mar 22 2004 8:44PM
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mckeeman
Posts: 2674 - Karma: 122
sean petit, 11 years old...4ft tall throwing cork 9's over the transfer gap at blackcomb(40ft)
watch him is WSKI*106


When in doubt...FSI


...fuckin send it


work to live...not live to work.
work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
Mar 23 2004 12:55PM
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mutescratch
Posts: 570 - Karma: 10
^^^^yes i do

I'm such a dork

'my school is really actually gay! it got ass raped by this other school from arkansas who was a dude' - lj5

'just tell your dad you'll turn queer if you dont go. Then start leaving gay porn around the house and lube and ass beads. He'll fold like a cheap lawnchair.' - 221

'The weirdest dream I have ever had is when Chris Farley kidnapped me and forced me to touch his penis.' - snowforblood
Mar 23 2004 3:09PM
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