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JZA
Posts: 617 - Karma: 42
Hey NS, its currently 5 in the morning her in beautiful colorado, and we are sufficiently fucked. we have to get up in an hour to gay as fuck model united nations. the thing is, we have no idea what our countries position on anything is. we need to have a full essay done in an hour. we have been up for way too long procrastinating and need HALP WRIGHT MEOW!

anyone know Russias position on nation-building in somalia?


ANYTHING HALPS
Nov 14 2009 7:01AM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
Just go in drunk off vodka, and yell at people, that's pretty russian
Nov 14 2009 12:03PM
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Atypical
Posts: 1339 - Karma: 45
I hate to say it, but you're pretty fucked.
Nov 14 2009 12:04PM
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Mooserz
Posts: 2945 - Karma: 32
just start speaking russian
Nov 14 2009 12:06PM
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Broha-X-Press
Posts: 758 - Karma: 59
do your own fucking work
Nov 14 2009 1:23PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
that's what you get for procrastinating. I had to learn the hard way because I failed and I had to retake the course.
Nov 14 2009 1:37PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
this.    It's not a great feeling is it?
Nov 14 2009 1:43PM
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sk1er
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
its now 12 in colorado do tell how it went
Nov 14 2009 2:07PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
do it
Nov 14 2009 3:29PM
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JZA
Posts: 617 - Karma: 42
well just to respond to everyone, cashdebt and i killed it. haha our position statement was perfect

HOORAY PROCRASTINATION!
Nov 14 2009 11:55PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
umm, since i see you probably make hats...


...can you giveme one

Nov 14 2009 11:58PM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
Wow, how'd you pull it off?
Nov 15 2009 12:22AM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
Wow, how'd you pull it off?
Nov 15 2009 12:23AM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
WOW, how'd you pull it off
Nov 15 2009 1:20AM
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Cincher
Posts: 3403 - Karma: 535
Fuck, stupid ass slow computer.
Nov 15 2009 3:53PM
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JZA
Posts: 617 - Karma: 42
it was honestly really lucky, that, and the other kids there were fucking retarded
Nov 17 2009 9:54AM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
I remember when I used to do model UN... ahh the memories. I met some stoners there and my contry and theirs went up together and declared jihad on the united states.
Nov 17 2009 9:59AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
the UN doesnt do any work in real life so why do you have to pretend that they do. go there, proclaim a stance and tell all the other countries to follow or be blown the fuck up.
Nov 17 2009 10:46AM
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Big5hifty
Posts: 3243 - Karma: 1,253
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Nov 17 2009 10:50AM
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