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American zippers on the right(wrong) side

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assface
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why are almost all other countries zippers on the left side of the zipper when it is unzipped, it makes so much more sense to zip a coat with your right hand, then i put on a coat from canada, and it pisses me off so much

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Totes_Magotes
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i know some people might call you stupid.. but i just got my new jacket.. with the zipper switched... i almost wanna cry everytime i go to the end and my fingers pull off.. it's a sad lonesome feeling
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TheQuailman
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I think it has something to do with like the royalty in england having zippers on their clothing first, in which a handmaid would obviously zip and un-zip the clothing, then the rest of the nobility got them the same way and by the time it had spread to the masses, they still had zippers on the left.

Now I'm guessing in America they were like screw the royalty, its all about the common man with no nobility, and when they made zippers they were like yea we should put it on the right because honestly I don't have a handmaid.

Of course this is just a guess, I have no clue. 

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Funnel
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Like Quailman said. The royalty use to have someone zip their clothes for them, so if the zipper was on the left, it would be on the person zipping it's right. Does that make sense?
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Slinger1x1
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i thought the zipper on the left meant it was womens?
thats what my mommy told me...
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*valkyrie*
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it's only supposed to be with buttons.  girls are on the left, guys on the right
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NW_Rider
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This is the only one I have heard of/noticed, supposedly so when a girl buttons/unbuttons and guys shirt and vice-versa, it is the same as unbuttoning their own shirt.
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assface
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you hit the nail on the head with the lonely feeling thing
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Malcolm
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kinky
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Casey
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Thats a decent guess. makes sense to me.

16 years ago
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soulskier
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maybe you should try a womans jacket
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skiP.E.I.
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I don't think zippers were invented yet when that rule was made, but it's true for buttons, so may have carried over.
I don't see that having the zipper on a different side would make much difference, since once you slide the little starter into the zipper, you can use either hand to zip it up. I've never noticed what side a zipper was on.
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Funnel
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Fuck, I was thinking of buttons.
16 years ago
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[~_~]
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This is hilarious when taken out of context for some reason.
16 years ago
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wh@t
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internet pro
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Valind
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My mens Orage jacket zipper is on the left. Would make sense though, Orage is made in Canada. LOL
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B-runge
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alls i know is my orage zipper is on an undesirable side.....
16 years ago
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assface
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maybe yours is newer and they realized its stupid to have it on the left. or your canadian
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Totes_Magotes
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ding ding ding.. i hate it
16 years ago
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k-rob
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i have zippers that go different ways and i never even notice the difference. i don't think it matters.
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Malcolm
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every coat ive ever owned zips from the left and ive never noticed until now
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Number_9
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I bought a hoodie without realizing that the zipper was on the left. It took me about 3 weeks to figure out how to zip it up successfully.
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assface
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i still havent figured my zippers out
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Bloc_chain
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what are wifes for then?
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Abc567def
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this
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Yung_Gnarley
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rawr
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