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Sex toys and ebay don't mix.

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syrup.
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Before I start this story, I know I'm going to get a lot of "you're a fucking moron" replies, and I just have to say, just see the humour in this. I do, although I also think I'm gonna die.

Ok NS here's the deal. The other night my friend and I were a little intoxicated because a friend was in town that we hadn't seen for a while. Anyway, after our little party my friend decided it'd be funny to surf around on ebay looking at the sex toys. What we didn't realize was my dad was signed onto ebay... So we placed a joke bid on a scorpion vibrator. We just thought the name was fucking hilarious that night. Well yea, we're still in the lead for the thing... So basically I'm hoping I can get into my dad's email and delete the email and get outbid on the thing.

Nov 12 2009 11:07PM
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nasSKIIER
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hahahaha thats epic!
Nov 13 2009 3:24PM
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C.Wood
Posts: 2524 - Karma: 180
that was funny
i want to hear if you win
and when it arrives at your door
Nov 13 2009 3:47PM
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PeeDuBzz
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 134
hahahahhahhahah i looked at it and have one question... HOW?...

but best thing to do is just tell him the story awkward convo tho haha
Nov 13 2009 6:02PM
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omIV
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 306
all you have to do is change the shipping address on file to something that doesnt exist, win the item, and pay the money.  its not that much..
Nov 13 2009 6:12PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68

ha ha damn took the words right out of my mouth

Who the fuck would want to stick a scorpion in their pussy anyways? LOL

Nov 13 2009 6:14PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
sea turtle lol.

im asking permission to use that.
Nov 13 2009 6:57PM
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[Dawn
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x2
Nov 13 2009 7:01PM
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TOAST.
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now next time you hear your mom moaning when you're taking a shit you will be wondering is that my dad that is plowing her or did the scorpion crawl up inside her.
Nov 13 2009 10:14PM
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J-Wallz
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HAQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Nov 13 2009 10:22PM
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soulskier
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you might want to make an ebay account and outbid him
Nov 13 2009 10:24PM
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Malcolm
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thats fucking awesome. wouldve been funny if no one out bid you though. oh well
Nov 13 2009 10:27PM
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eastcoastplanker
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maybe your dad could use it on your mom while your taking a shit?
Nov 13 2009 10:28PM
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babujib
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hahah you guys are in a bidding war epic lulz.
Nov 13 2009 10:31PM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
As disturbing and fucked up as that is. I find myself chuckling, the internet has destroyed me.
Nov 15 2009 2:38AM
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thisandthatfilms
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Nov 15 2009 4:27AM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
One previous owner?
Nov 15 2009 5:27AM
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Atypical
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oh lawd.
Nov 15 2009 7:52AM
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[BRI]noceros
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bahahaha sucks to be you
Nov 15 2009 8:45AM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
I would NEVERRR use that thing. It looks deadly
Nov 15 2009 9:10AM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,234
2 hours 12 minutes left, are you going to be the new owner of a vibrator then?
Nov 15 2009 11:08AM
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MatRich
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I say buy it anyways, for shits and giggles.
Nov 15 2009 11:20AM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
I'll give it to your mom next time I see her.
Nov 15 2009 12:33PM
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Pinguu
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 49
bahahahaha, because of this weeks amazing threads you now have 10/10 K motherdrizzler or whatever the fuck your name is. Please keep finding ways to get involved in hilariously wrong sex situations.
Nov 15 2009 12:44PM
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icantskiiFILM
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wordd
Nov 15 2009 12:52PM
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poopandflush
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SOMEONE PLEASE BID THIS IS MY ITEM

I POSTED THIS ON EBSY
Nov 15 2009 12:55PM
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FreeskierRocco.
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25 more minutes! outbid him fast!!
Nov 15 2009 1:06PM
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TheButterHashira
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Just give him the 9 bucks or 6 euros that it cost. He will understand.
Nov 15 2009 1:08PM
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short_and_steezy
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12 min!
Nov 15 2009 1:09PM
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jamodeo
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why did you change your icon Mr. Panda i like the old one but yeah you got outbid so your in the clear funny story though
Nov 15 2009 1:16PM
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LMPJibbin
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hahahaha theres 4 minutes left. honestly just tell your dad cause hell find it funny now, but not when the package arrives
Nov 15 2009 1:17PM
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Mr.Panda
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Winter is coming and I felt like dancing!
Nov 15 2009 2:14PM
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Chompo.
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lulz
Nov 15 2009 2:32PM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
don't worry, it will most likely continue to happen.
Nov 17 2009 11:04PM
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Kevski
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So did you win it? Or did someone else beat you? NS needs a conclusion, or I do anyways haha.
Nov 18 2009 12:08AM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
Nah dude I lost. Kind of unfortunate, I know.
Nov 18 2009 8:54PM
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Shredability
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Bump.
Apr 13 2015 2:11AM
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CameraWiz
Posts: 735 - Karma: 2,112
ShredabilityBump.


Greatest bump of all time
Apr 13 2015 2:14AM
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TheHamburglar
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Epic thread is epic
Apr 13 2015 2:29AM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
I was 14 when this happened. Yikes thread title should be drinking, pre teens and internet don't mix.
Apr 13 2015 3:12AM
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Chubz.
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syrup.I was 14 when this happened. Yikes thread title should be drinking, pre teens and internet don't mix.


Glad to see OP's still kickin it on ns.


Had a chuckle when i read through this
Apr 13 2015 3:32AM
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Spagett+
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Smuffy


god memes were so bad in 2009. It was the dark ages.
Apr 13 2015 6:30PM
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CaelW
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Now that the eBay link has expired. I'm really curious as to what this thing looks like.
Apr 13 2015 9:35PM
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