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Before I start this story, I know I'm going to get a lot of "you're a fucking moron" replies, and I just have to say, just see the humour in this. I do, although I also think I'm gonna die.
Ok NS here's the deal. The other night my friend and I were a little intoxicated because a friend was in town that we hadn't seen for a while. Anyway, after our little party my friend decided it'd be funny to surf around on ebay looking at the sex toys. What we didn't realize was my dad was signed onto ebay... So we placed a joke bid on a scorpion vibrator. We just thought the name was fucking hilarious that night. Well yea, we're still in the lead for the thing... So basically I'm hoping I can get into my dad's email and delete the email and get outbid on the thing.
