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Sex toys and ebay don't mix.

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syrup.
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Before I start this story, I know I'm going to get a lot of "you're a fucking moron" replies, and I just have to say, just see the humour in this. I do, although I also think I'm gonna die.

Ok NS here's the deal. The other night my friend and I were a little intoxicated because a friend was in town that we hadn't seen for a while. Anyway, after our little party my friend decided it'd be funny to surf around on ebay looking at the sex toys. What we didn't realize was my dad was signed onto ebay... So we placed a joke bid on a scorpion vibrator. We just thought the name was fucking hilarious that night. Well yea, we're still in the lead for the thing... So basically I'm hoping I can get into my dad's email and delete the email and get outbid on the thing.

Nov 12 2009 11:07PM
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Jwalk
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AHAHAHAHAHAH!
Nov 12 2009 11:08PM
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t-roy
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Just explain it to your dad, he might find it funny. And hope you don't have to pay for that. Shipping looks like it sucks.
Nov 12 2009 11:10PM
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Brenone
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hahaha. that is fucking hilarous.
Nov 12 2009 11:11PM
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SteezyOhio
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im sure your mom would love that as a christmas present!
Nov 12 2009 11:12PM
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jibbinc.
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Fucking classic, give it to a girl as a birthday presant or something if it doesnt work out!
Nov 12 2009 11:13PM
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doublexl
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haha youre gonna outbid your dad and actually buy the thing? hahahaha give it to some random girl at school
Nov 12 2009 11:14PM
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syrup.
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that's what I'm thinking. Shipping would rape buttholes...
Nov 12 2009 11:14PM
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1337
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looks quite uncomfortable
Nov 12 2009 11:14PM
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.SimonB.
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according to the bid history, it looks like the original bidder just bid over you. i guess he really wants the thing.
Nov 12 2009 11:14PM
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syrup.
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No dude, my dad's ebay account was just signed in... He didn't bid on it.
Nov 12 2009 11:15PM
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rockjumper
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bahahahahaha one of the bidders for that thing placed a ton of bids on plus size womans clothing.
some huge sea turtle wants to shove a scorpion shaped vibrator in her gunt.
Nov 12 2009 11:15PM
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Che~
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i hope its not a he....
Nov 12 2009 11:15PM
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rhcp
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Hahaha pretend nothing happened, and try to record the call your dad makes to eBay when he tries to explain that he did not bid for a scorpion vibrator.
Nov 12 2009 11:15PM
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syrup.
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Yes! Someone did! I'm glad there are people who want to masturbate with scorpions in the world.
Nov 12 2009 11:16PM
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Brenone
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in 2 1/2 days you will be the proud owner of a scorpion dildo. you should raffle it off here on NS.
Nov 12 2009 11:16PM
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kickel
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haha i'm speechless that is to funny. nicely done
Nov 12 2009 11:21PM
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Luc.
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o shit i wanted to see what was gonna happen when u won hahaha.


Nov 12 2009 11:21PM
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NataliePortman
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penis.
Nov 12 2009 11:23PM
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BackRoad
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HAAAA... sucks dude. you'll probably win
Nov 12 2009 11:23PM
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Static
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i think that's his mom...
Nov 12 2009 11:23PM
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k-rob
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this thread landed somebody a spot in my siggy.
Nov 12 2009 11:24PM
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T-Holt
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Try to win it. It would be a funnier story.
Nov 12 2009 11:28PM
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Slinger1x1
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that thing looks incredibly uncomfortable, even if i had a vagina
Nov 12 2009 11:28PM
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syrup.
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If I remember correctly, I think that's why we bid on it... It made us laugh.
Nov 12 2009 11:29PM
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saucybiscuits
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haha you lucky bastard
Nov 12 2009 11:30PM
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J.Braun
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damn! i'm waving my jealous flag
Nov 13 2009 12:10AM
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ReetsAdeets
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Theres a way to retract your bid. look it up on google. on a side note, your a dumbass. funny story though.
Nov 13 2009 12:10AM
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ski-swagga
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you have creepin skills
Nov 13 2009 12:15AM
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daytripper67
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hahaha. this thread is hilarious
Nov 13 2009 12:23AM
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WikiWiki
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youve just got

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haha thats so sick tho
Nov 13 2009 12:34AM
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mtsteez03
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^ahah haha shits hilarious
Nov 13 2009 1:23AM
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skeedle
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i trembled with fear when i saw that.
how does it even work!!!!
Nov 13 2009 2:03AM
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Kevski
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Hahaha that's hilarious. Things like this are why I usually try to drink away from my home. I fail to see how that would do anything to pleasure anyone. Even if your dad gets outbid he'll get an email from ebay telling him that he just got outbid on a scorpion dildo. That's going to be too funny. Just hope you don't end up having to pay for it...
Nov 13 2009 2:39AM
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Mr.Panda
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How, how does it work?
Nov 13 2009 2:42AM
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LadySaGa
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so youre the one who outbid me..... damn it.
Nov 13 2009 2:44AM
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dirtylion27
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haha thank you for making my modern world history class way better
Nov 13 2009 8:23AM
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smuggsVT
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hahaha dumbass
Nov 13 2009 10:36AM
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t-roy
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so now there are 2 bidders, each one with 2 bids. did you guys bid again or what?
Nov 13 2009 11:17AM
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twin-tip-hero
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hahaha that is what i was thinking.
Nov 13 2009 11:28AM
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Logey.
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hahahahahaha they bid on it and his dad bid on it after
Nov 13 2009 11:28AM
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lilwhiz165
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thats fucking hilarious
Nov 13 2009 11:37AM
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skiierman
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well, you stick it up your pussy and it vibrates... i dont think that vibrators would be that hard to figure out.
Nov 13 2009 11:59AM
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EMK
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by doing the same thing you can see that the thread creators dad has been buying intimate clothing on ebay, and i wonder what genre all those dvds are?
Nov 13 2009 12:00PM
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Delphi
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no, scorpions and vaginas don't mix. shit is scary.
Nov 13 2009 12:18PM
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Relish_man
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ha, i lold. funny story bro.
Nov 13 2009 12:28PM
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Steezius_Maximus
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Nov 13 2009 12:32PM
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spliff.Life
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


thats funny
Nov 13 2009 12:34PM
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GGGtriplegGGG
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haha ... im sure you can find a good use to it
Nov 13 2009 12:34PM
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Smuffy
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Nov 13 2009 12:54PM
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