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drunken phone calls

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hexum
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i had 6 shots of jack in 5 minutes last night... then i evidently called this girl 4 times, and left messages about wanting to fuck her in the ass... then i called this kid from COC... anyone else do this? its kinda fun, kinda embarrasing when you realize just what youve said

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Mar 20 2004 3:31PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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yeah or when you acutally talk to them and they tell you what you said the next morning and you feel like an ass
Mar 20 2004 3:32PM
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FRZGene
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badass. ive neevveerrr done that.
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Mar 20 2004 4:15PM
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KapitolPhoto
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i generally make it a rule to leave my phone at home when i go out. if i don't, i end up going thru my entire phonebook callin people
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Mar 20 2004 6:11PM
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johnnypsunami
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yep man, halloween this year, i called like 5 ppls parents a 2 am in the morning, asking them where the were, and then calling back like 2 minutes later and asking the same question.... it sucked cause my friends were pretty mad at me, oh well tho









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Mar 20 2004 6:34PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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you blacked out after 6 shots? damn.

and i would do that a lot. it was fun.
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Mar 20 2004 8:49PM
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Lord_Piot
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i own at drunk phone calls
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Mar 20 2004 9:24PM
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KapitolPhoto
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it should be a sport


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Mar 20 2004 9:29PM
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_alli_
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i've never made drunken phone calls myself, but i've gotten quite alot. alot of times i'm at the same party as the person who's calling me. then i go up behind them and tap them on the shoulder. scares the hell outa them if they're drunk enough.

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Mar 20 2004 9:38PM
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iamaskier
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ive made a few of them, they're evil. the next day when ur told what u said is the worst part.
the shit u can say when ur drunk!
i would love to record a conversation i have when im really lean, that would be funny to hear.
Mar 20 2004 9:50PM
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Sharpy
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my friend called this girl i was after and told her i was fooling around with this other girl and how i'm an ass and player and she should never go for me because i'd cheat on her and shit. it's shitty
I go to the US on a ski trip and meet this american girl. She asks, 'where are you from?'. I answer, 'Ottawa, Canada'. 'Where's Ottawa', she replies. Oh man ...americans...
Mar 20 2004 10:09PM
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west
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I always call my friends and yell...'SUASAGES!!!!!'...its not that funny.




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Mar 20 2004 10:17PM
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huckster989
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yeah I'm a big fan of the druken phone call, i always say stuff I shouldn't and hope that i was slurring my words enough that no one will figure it out. oh man those a fun calls though
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Mar 20 2004 10:24PM
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Apple
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one time we decided it would be a good idea to make some prank calls, and ended up talking to this kid for like 2 hours. it was messed up
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Mar 20 2004 11:30PM
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SmoKinSkier
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Yea drunk dials are the best especially when u call ur g/f and want to break up at 4 in the mornin and make up a story that u fucked some girl and that u hate her and she never talks to u again but i didnt do that




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Mar 20 2004 11:43PM
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Roy
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man drunk phone calls are dope, but what about just talkin to people when your right bombed and sayin the stupidest shit to someones face then they tell you the next morning, that makes you feel like more of an ass because you know you were face to face when you said it
Mar 21 2004 12:22AM
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CameIToeJam
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lets all leave our phone numbers on here so we can drunk-dial each other late at night...wait, that would not be a good idea, cause some 50 year old petaphyle would probably see some 13 year old 'drunk kids' number and research on the internet as to where he lives, then go and rape him michael jackson style

...sorry if that made no sense...im wicked high



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Mar 21 2004 12:26AM
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ATLANTASKI
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havent done any drunk phone calls but you say alot of crazy shit too when youre on luaghing gas

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finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis






I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


Mar 21 2004 10:25AM
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skiierman
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we have the craziest parties when my friends are drunk. one sprayed hairspray in anothers face with a lighter... he later on climbed on the roof and fell off it, 10 ft. onto his back, one punched and knocked out another one, we almost got arrested because we threw a potatoe and it literally missed 20 trees/braches and broke the neighbors window. all this happend in one night it was great.


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Mar 21 2004 10:51AM
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Lateralis
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never done them, i like walking around causing a ruckus,


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Mar 21 2004 10:54AM
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mutescratch
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i often do this. one of my friends starts talking totally dumb bullshit to people on the street when hes drunk

I'm such a dork

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Mar 21 2004 11:51AM
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rugbydave
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drunken phone calls are the worst when you talk to some chicks mom and go on about banging her daughter...
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Mar 21 2004 2:52PM
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steezee5
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dude i have the same problem i need to start leaving my cell at home when i go out, gonna get me in trouble one of these days


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Mar 21 2004 4:24PM
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Baker
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i do it all the fucking time, but i leave the most hilarious messages. Whenever i listen to the i always just laugh my ass off. The best i've ever done were to myself, i would call my voicemail box and instead of typing in my code, i would just leave a message. I always start out by saying 'note to self' then i talk about myself in the third person and just say what has happened so i can remember the next day. its always fun. and sometimes i just end up talking to people i don't know for an hour. on new years i had a nice conversation with the 411 guy.




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my gfs sister is fucken hot, so is her mom, i lay in bed at night with my hand on my dick thinking about an incested orgy with the 3 of them, i blow so fast-Lateralis
Mar 21 2004 5:01PM
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ATLANTASKI
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^ LOL

handicaped skiing
is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis






I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


Mar 21 2004 5:06PM
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Tiffy
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I haven't done any drunken phone calls, but I receive many from my brother. He's in a frat and it usually ends up being at 1 or 2 am on Wednesday nights that he gives me a call and leaves messages like Hey Tiff we haven't talked in a while. Uhhhhhhh sorry I'm a little drunk but I just really wanted to talk to you and say hi. Uhhhhhhhhhh ok I love you Tiff, bye!
My best drunken moment was last weekend when I was completely smashed and skinny dipping in a hot tub and I got hot so I decided to seal flop out onto the deck. The next morning I could figure out why I had bruises on my shins and how my knees got scratched.




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Mar 21 2004 5:11PM
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