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I used a spork tonight

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Caden
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i was at a fancy dinner and there were sporks to serve butterballs. it reminded me of ns and the alien... i told myself i would have to buy an extra set of sporks.
Nov 12 2009 1:52AM
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double_D
Posts: 778 - Karma: 25
winner winner chicken dinner
Nov 12 2009 1:54AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
i have a pink spork that i stole from my sister. its half spork half fork... on each side. its great
Nov 12 2009 2:22AM
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.frenchy
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i have a spork, and the handle is a knife..so what would that be called?
Nov 12 2009 6:46AM
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S.Ki
Posts: 2221 - Karma: 3,633

really? thats dope :) id call it a sporknife ... dunno.... i saw a spork only once i thaugt :" damn what a genius idea" but unfortunately i dont own one :)

Nov 12 2009 6:56AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
splife?
Nov 12 2009 6:59AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
the ultimate e-weapon!
Nov 12 2009 7:11AM
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329
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i use sporks all the time at kfc
Nov 12 2009 9:31AM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
but where is the fork part? let's figure this out

1. fork
spoon
knife

2. spoon
knife
fork

3. knife
fork
spoon

4. kife
spoon
fork

The only logical one is see is #2... Spknork






Nov 12 2009 9:36AM
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catherineeeeeee
Posts: 101 - Karma: 1
fuck yea i love sporks. i always use them at taco bell when i go there, but i never have at a fancy restaurant.
Nov 12 2009 9:48AM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Sporkfe?

I wish I was around for the whole spork thing. But I was in like 5th grade when that happened.
Nov 12 2009 10:03AM
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Chickendodo
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 33
I feel like you spent way too much time figuring this out... hahaha, I like your approach though.
Nov 12 2009 10:50AM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
To much time? No way when there is a problem time is not a factor, it just needs to be solved. And I was still kinda drunk when I posted that so...
Nov 12 2009 11:05AM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
i wonder how many of us in this thread acutally remember the spork days......
Nov 12 2009 11:33AM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
That's fucking crazy. How would that even work, honestly? You need a separate fork to hold whatever you are cutting, otherwise you are just clumsily moving it around your plate.
Nov 12 2009 11:41AM
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lilwhiz165
Posts: 502 - Karma: 47
its called a knoork
Nov 12 2009 11:47AM
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Steezius_Maximus
Posts: 1152 - Karma: 22
woo thats sweet
Nov 12 2009 12:24PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
cool beans, id kill or that shit.
Nov 12 2009 12:27PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
i was going to type that verbatum
Nov 12 2009 12:27PM
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Ski4frnt4445
Posts: 420 - Karma: 132
hell yeah! cheesy fiesta potatos. only way to eat them
Nov 12 2009 12:32PM
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zagfan5
Posts: 2608 - Karma: 144
they have the patent on it along with tacobell. (join chains)
Nov 12 2009 1:01PM
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the.hoffman
Posts: 1372 - Karma: 283
Doesn't that just result in cutting your hand open while using it?
Nov 12 2009 4:26PM
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daytripper67
Posts: 681 - Karma: 11
so its half fork, and half half-spoon/half-fork.... making it 3/4 fork, 1/4 spoon??
Nov 12 2009 6:29PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
You ate with a spork? Welcome to Manhood.
Nov 12 2009 6:31PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,323
i think the winner is spknork
Nov 12 2009 6:49PM
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Hogis
Posts: 551 - Karma: 393
I must go Spork hunting tomorrow. I want one so bad
Nov 12 2009 7:02PM
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