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So I got this theory right...

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Armanzoid
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Basically I was drunk/high one night and came up with this idea, now my friends know me because of this theory.

The basic gist of it is you are stuck inside an enclosed space, like 800m x 800m space. Now lets say 1,000 6 year olds are unleashed on you, would you be able to fight them all off?

You could take this argument various ways. Lets say there is one super kid who rallies them all against you and mounts a tactical offense. Or they could all just be dumb kids who drool and beg for mommy as you pound their faces into the ground. The one thing thats good to change around is the ages of the kids, what age can they start putting up a fight? What about a 1,000 9 year olds?

Personally I think that I could utterly wreck these kids, regardless of endurance. Sure a 1,000 is a lot, but all I have to do is throw 1,000 good kicks. Maybe not even a 1,000, most of them might get scared off when they see their friends pummeled.

Bring this up at your next party, great conversation starter.
Nov 11 2009 9:09PM
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Jib-Ninja
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i invision there being one abnormally large 6 year old who is closing in on 6 foot and 150 lbs.....therefore i beleive that i could not take 1,000 year olds. especially if they got smart and started to use their belts and shoes as weapons.
Nov 11 2009 11:18PM
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3ski6guy0
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i think the kids would win

Nov 11 2009 11:20PM
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.travis.
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so, if 1000 is too much, what do you think is a realistic number? that site said 20 something for me but i know it has to be waayyy more than that.
Nov 11 2009 11:25PM
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skithesprings
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i think as long as theyre typical 6 year olds i could take them. in fact, i believe that i would absolutely wreck their shit.

as for the 9 year olds, i dont think so.
Nov 11 2009 11:33PM
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pomme-de-terre
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first off, everyone who posted in thread about taking fantasies out in GTA is fucking stupid, everybody knows there are no children in GTA.  

i think theres only one way you could take all 1000, because if you had to take them all by yourself, the sheer weight and pressure of 1000 kids pressing against you on each side would totally incapacitate you. it would render you motionless from the waist down, (thats about the height of the kids) and you would topple and fall to the ground to be trampled whenever the pressure on one side became unequal, from the kids stepping back or something.
however, small children LOVE to have an older brother/sister/cool kid to look up to. so if you went into this little kid massacre wearing shades, a leather jacket, and maybe carrying a bag of candy, you could "impress" probably 50-300 of the little kids, this would allow you to gain control overf them and their emotions, and, fearing your disapproval, they would attack the rest of the kids that were attacking you. not only would this help you destroy the remaining children as a group, but it would take some of the physical punishment off of yourself, as the pressure and wieght from these 1000 kids would be cut down by a few hundred, and then distrbuted across afew hundred more, making it easier to cope with.
when you were done fighting off the larger force, you would just turn on your followers, and destroy them all.

howver, they might be whipped into a rage by your betrayal of their trust, and this could make them a very powerful force. so be fucking prepared.
Nov 11 2009 11:34PM
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WikiWiki
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I have always had this idea in the back of my head- hown do i destroy 1000 6 yr old kids in theeasiest way possible - now I know
Nov 11 2009 11:52PM
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Armanzoid
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This is why I love this scenario, it is open to so many interpretations.
Nov 12 2009 1:15AM
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Dr.Rick_Marshall
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When i teach skiing it happens every so often
Nov 12 2009 1:17AM
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hokkanee
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i think that after about 100 or so you would start to run out of gas and one of them would rip your throat out
Nov 12 2009 1:22AM
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