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I think I was abducted by aliens!

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Logey.
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This is after seeing the 4th kind.

Okay so heres the story! I have been getting up 520 to 530 everynight for about 2 weeks now and i wake up with like weird marks on my skin. I didnt think anything of it until i saw that stupid movie haha! I could just be imagining this so no hate! Just thought id share my experience,

Nov 11 2009 5:29PM
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Caveman.
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Do you like acid?
Nov 11 2009 5:53PM
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Armanzoid
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Hahahaha, thank you.
Nov 11 2009 5:56PM
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triebby
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Yea there have been a few lurking around NS lately. If they try it again use one of these: Click for larger image


Nov 11 2009 5:59PM
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SARTRON
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for the past few weeks ive been waking up at 4 on the dot every night. so weird, and somewhat annoying as id rather be sleeping during this time
Nov 11 2009 6:01PM
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Blurst
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where are these marks on your body?
Nov 11 2009 6:07PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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Guys, i have a confession.















i AM an alien
Nov 11 2009 6:11PM
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artfullydodged
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you are probably sleeping on top of a bunch of folds in the mattress cover which create funny little marks all over you
Nov 11 2009 6:14PM
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q_sketch
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i think aliens are trying to kill me in my sleep.

this morning i woke up at about 5:30 with both arms behind my back and i couldn't move or feel them!

omg ns, halp!

Nov 11 2009 6:19PM
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Caveman.
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Or he sleeps with a bunch of guys.
Nov 11 2009 6:21PM
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yuck
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that happens to me every night! somtimes theyre even on my face from my pillow being all folded up
Nov 11 2009 6:22PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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i believe this is the perfect context for "everybody get your sporks"
Nov 11 2009 6:24PM
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dwhite
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i second this

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please work...
Nov 11 2009 6:42PM
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Dr.Scholl
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ha just about to say this
Nov 11 2009 6:44PM
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omnomnom
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dude i know what you're saying! the other night, i woke up around 4, and felt compelled to go piss. when i looked down, THERE WERE MARKS ON MY LEG!!!!
Nov 11 2009 7:57PM
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baethoven
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don't be alamared, but you may have a giant satellite in your asshole...
Nov 11 2009 7:59PM
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timmi
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Nov 11 2009 8:00PM
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gstaff
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hahaha yes
Nov 11 2009 8:23PM
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Logey.
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yes on my forarm !
Nov 11 2009 10:05PM
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MN_Nice
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I'm pretty upset to be Minnesotan because of this thread...
Nov 11 2009 10:07PM
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gmack24
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think of it this way.. interaction with aliens is impossible, but if there are any, they are millions of lightyears away, and I assure you they didn't sequentially decide millions of light years ago to take daily separate spaceships with the resources to survive for millions of generations and arrive at earth every night at 5:25 to wake up some little d bag kid and put marks on his forearms.
Nov 11 2009 10:10PM
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*Get_ill*
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DUDE! i think i can relate!

every morning i wake up with this funny lookin hard mushroom type of thing in my underwere and it asnt there when i went to bed!!!!!!

somekind of satilite sending info?

Nov 11 2009 10:12PM
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1337
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it happens, but its usually your sheet/mattress/pillows
Nov 11 2009 10:13PM
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ROOS.
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forearm eh? that means only one thing ALIENS

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Nov 11 2009 10:13PM
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tuna.
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at the beginning of my ns adventure i was appearantly too lazy to actually read and i always thought it was "asianalien" rather than "asianallen"
Nov 11 2009 10:14PM
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OhMyBosh
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According to Occam's Razor, Aliens is the most simple explanation for these marks.



owait...
Nov 11 2009 10:15PM
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Logey.
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hahah thats where aliens come from
Nov 11 2009 10:15PM
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cornholio
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haha
Nov 11 2009 10:15PM
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SDrvpr
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for the past week i've woken up a few minutes before my alarm
Nov 11 2009 10:17PM
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appa
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your body is just prepared to wake up at a certain time now

try setting a different time on your alarm to mix it up a bit and keep your mind on it's toes
Nov 11 2009 10:24PM
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dmc12380
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yea, seems like a satellite transmitter.
You should watch Contact with Jodi Foster to learn more
Nov 11 2009 10:58PM
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spliff.Life
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yes i do :]
Nov 11 2009 11:00PM
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shredables
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yeah man me too! except your mom is riding it when i wake up, so i just sorta lay there and enjoy it for a while
Nov 11 2009 11:02PM
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*Get_ill*
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hmmmmm is it possible my moms an alien sucking human info from you?!?

better go to ben afflec for some answers

Nov 11 2009 11:04PM
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NaturalRotater
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Scariest alien movie ever made is Signs.
Nov 11 2009 11:11PM
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steevner
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Lol, I actually understand that.
Nov 12 2009 1:39AM
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J-Wallz
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Nov 12 2009 2:41AM
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Logey.
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i pooped that out yesterday!! i didnt think much of it so i just flushed it
Nov 12 2009 4:08PM
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bkimsta
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same here!! but i woke up with my pants off and a banana near my butt..
Nov 14 2009 9:28PM
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B.Pol
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for real it could be bed bugs those things are nasty
Nov 14 2009 9:37PM
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.jesus.
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i think you're an idiot
Nov 14 2009 9:42PM
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