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What supplements should i use on my dog?

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Pow.yuHdig*
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im trying to turn my dog into a champion fighter because i hear you can make alot of money that way. Ive been running him up hills with a wagon full of rocks tied to his back and feeding him only red meat. I think if i went to GNC and got somthing like whey powder it would help his muscles get bigger faster which means i get richer quicker. so the question is what supplement should i buy for him? I was thinking muscle milk because that seems to be what all the strongest body builders use but im open to suggestion
Nov 9 2009 8:49PM
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thelizards
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Nov 9 2009 8:51PM
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p-fo
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lo siento, pero no entiendo.
Nov 9 2009 8:53PM
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ataraxia
Posts: 903 - Karma: 117
HGH
POWURRRR BARZZZZ
Nov 9 2009 8:53PM
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[Dawn
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 69
yeah seriously.
Nov 9 2009 8:54PM
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daringharry8
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lolz

trolling
Nov 9 2009 8:56PM
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Jib-Ninja
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Muscle Milk is a must. Also get Creatine Monohydrate/ and some Six Star milkshakes if you can get him to eat them.
Also a good training procedure is to put a fence around the sides of a treadmill so he cant get out and put it on full speed..its a really good cardio buildier.
Thats what i did with my dog, and he won me a lot of money. Too bad he died, RIP Killer :(
Nov 9 2009 9:00PM
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Moisty_Goat
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My sarcasm meter isn't working, is this a serious post?
Nov 9 2009 9:01PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Fuck vitamins for training, give him pills that will make him taste good.
Nov 9 2009 9:11PM
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notomatoplz
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cell-tech
Nov 9 2009 9:13PM
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t-roy
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give him a new hair cut

yager bombs

HGH
Nov 9 2009 9:14PM
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Tinga
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im guessing if you're only feeding him red meat he is probably getting enough protein as it is.
Nov 9 2009 9:14PM
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sstricky
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Nov 9 2009 9:19PM
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Slinger1x1
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alright here's the deal

NO-xplode before workouts
cell mass after workouts, CEE Creatine in the morning, before and after the workout
also whey shakes

start feeding him blood, he will start to acquire a taste for it
Nov 9 2009 9:24PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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(obviously)

Nov 9 2009 9:27PM
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soulskier
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human growth hormone, he'll be speaking english in no time
Nov 9 2009 9:28PM
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pmw
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lol
Nov 9 2009 9:28PM
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Jib-Ninja
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haha
Nov 9 2009 9:33PM
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lineskier10
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this is hillarious
Nov 9 2009 9:36PM
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T.L.
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naNO Vapor, about 15 minutes before the fence/treadmill idea.

He'll be shredded in no time braaah.  Make sure you bic him so you can see his pulsating veins with clarity.
Nov 9 2009 9:44PM
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*Get_ill*
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give him a little cocain befor each training sesh that way he can go harder better and faster
Nov 9 2009 9:51PM
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OhMyBosh
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Make sure to threaten him with a knife if he doesnt perform adequately during workouts.
Nov 9 2009 9:57PM
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Brenone
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Gun powder
Nov 9 2009 10:32PM
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gbirrd
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steriods?

Nov 9 2009 10:36PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
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i just got back from my first fight eddie tore shit up odds were 75 to 1 since he is just a schnoodle and he was fighthing a vicious undefeated tosa inu but with my training and his will we were able to pull off the win and that mother fucker shaggy wont be fighting again in his life and im rich mother fuckers!
Nov 9 2009 11:17PM
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KramerC
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make them run with weights around there neck so they get super beefy for biting shit.
Nov 9 2009 11:20PM
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kickel
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lots and lots of whey protein. some roids wouldn't hurt either
Nov 10 2009 2:15AM
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Mr.Capone
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bahaha what an awesome thread

EPO is pretty good for endurance. give it to him after the caged treadmill workouts.
Nov 10 2009 5:42AM
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GORlLLA
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Gun powder
Nov 10 2009 6:00AM
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T-Holt
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If you don't feed them much for a few days before a fight then they'll become much more vicious and actually devour the other dog after the fight. This will give your dog free food, much protein, and +13 street cred.
Nov 10 2009 9:44AM
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GhostfaceKillah
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PETA would have a field day with this thread...
Nov 10 2009 10:36AM
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q_sketch
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isn't PETA vick's dog trainer?

Nov 10 2009 10:41AM
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Jib-Ninja
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ill link it on PETA forums.
Nov 10 2009 10:41AM
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.travis.
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start feeding him other dogs. he will begin to crave the meat and stop at nothing to get it.
Nov 10 2009 12:10PM
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Travapple.
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the special olympics just called my house, my first reaction was to give the phone to my sister.
Nov 10 2009 12:12PM
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iSkiAz
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when I had my pit (RIP ODIE)

I had it run on treadmill and had weights on his back and strapped to his neck and legs and he loved it haha and I would feed his raw meet 6%fat

I never fought my dog though just had him as a guard dog and intimidator
Nov 10 2009 12:22PM
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yojimbo
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this really works, especially if you give him some between rounds in the corner.
Nov 10 2009 12:47PM
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SKETCHY_D
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yea id say steroids is your best option

goodluck with dogfighting maybe youll bew able to get in the ring with one of vicks

Nov 10 2009 1:10PM
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daringharry8
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Use this game... make sure your dog is watching. You got to show him what he's going to go against in the major leagues.
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Nov 10 2009 3:10PM
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foreverwinter
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agreeee wow you are silly. and LMFAO ^
Nov 10 2009 3:45PM
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geteducated
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PUPPIES!
Nov 10 2009 3:55PM
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Spain1
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WHY would you ever want to turn your dog into a fighter? are you kidding? I own 2 pit bulls and that has never in my life crossed my mind. it is cruel and un necessary. they have huge hearts, that kind of stuff will scar them forever and they do not deserve that. think again my friend.... do something else with your life!!!!
Nov 10 2009 7:23PM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
you have pit bulls and you dont fight them!!

PUSSY!!!!
Nov 10 2009 8:01PM
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OhMyBosh
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remove yourself from the gene pool asap.
Nov 10 2009 8:06PM
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MN_Nice
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Anabolic Androgenic Steroids
Nov 10 2009 9:46PM
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T-Holt
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Stupid n00b, dogs don't think with their hearts.
Nov 10 2009 9:48PM
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